DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Jakaleez, the line for anal rape starts here

Now get those britches down and bend over!!

 

[Optimus Prime]

There is no reason he can't still do this especially if it saves him money.

He's probably paranoid that they might get the order wrong.

As already mentioned recently, he is a creature of precise habit. If something goes against what he expects or wants...he just completely falls apart.

 

[Iron Father]

Lucky for you, Phil has done multiple autistic condo tours where he shows of every drawer, cupboard, the refrigerator, and pantry. His fridge is mainly mixers for his alcohol, candy and ice cream, lactose free milk, eggs (Phil protip: save the date from the egg carton to know when they expire!) condiments, and frozen meals. He did have some veggies in there but they were for the hamsters.

His cupboards were pretty bare. Coffee, G-Fuel powder, and a spice rack.

His pantry was mostly dried snacks like crackers and granola bars.

So I can imagine his shopping trips. Snacks, drinks, frozen meals.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=esTq5coPHAc
Phil once did a DSP Tries It where he ordered groceries from Amazon. He ranted and raved about how much money he saved by ordering directly from Amazon.

There is no reason he can't still do this especially if it saves him money.

...he puts upthe day he has to take out and bring in the trash on his autism schedule whiteboard...

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

The 3 hour grocery thing is 100% a fucking lie. The only time I've spent anywhere near that long shopping is if I need to hit multiple places around town. And that's on a saturday/sunday during busy times.

Me and muh waif *thumbs towards the door* go to 3 stores and we live in a rural area so 30-35 minutes is spent just on driving and with all that we're done with the shopping and other auxiliary stuff (or "work" like Dave calls it) like unloading all the stuff we bought and putting them in the proper places it takes us an hour and forty five minutes at most, and that's only if there's long lines.
But we're not mature adults but just stupid little kid manchildren so what the fuck would we know.

In that vein another thing that us two manchildren do is if there's something missing, like an ingredient, either one of us (read: me 95% of the time) just takes a quick trip at the store to get whatever is missing.
Remember when the Robust Mature Adult™ Phil mentioned recently that he had to change up his weekly "meal schedule" and order takeout because an ingredient for one of his meals was missing? Good thing both Khet and Dave are Robust Mature Adults™ and dealt with their problem expertly by ordering expensive takeout rather than, y'know, go to the store to pick up that one ingredient that was missing, especially since the closest store to him is 15 minutes. By foot.

It all just goes back to the old saying - If you gotta say it, you ain't it. We all know how much Dave just LOVES to say that he's a mature adult while being anything but.

"It's so good that Kat and I got to see them and get married. Because I don't think I'll ever get to see them again, especially due to Covid, they are at such high risk." How old are his parents? Like early to mid 60s?

Doesn't Papa Dave still have to go to work rather than enjoy his retirement, especially since he's actually got a destroyed back from multiple herniated discs? I mean he doesn't work a menial labor job, but still, he's working an actual job, he's not like his loser son who begs mentally stunted individuals for money on the internet while playing video games poorly. Papa Dave should spend all day resting and watching TV or whatever and not have to work. If my dad had to work still just to bail me out every once in a while financially, especially in the absolute state he's in, I think I'd just neck myself from the embarrassment.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Ladies and gentlemen, I submit the theory that Phil, through deficit either physical or mental, is unable to run errands or perform any sort of activity outside his home without the presence of his surrogate mother figure.

Phil has been going shopping with a woman for so long in his life that he must continue to do so lest ?????????? occur.

I think Phil has been shut away from society for so long that he's practically forced himself to experience a mild form of future shock that leaves him utterly lost when on his own in the outside world. Like a man that's served a long prison sentence of many years, when he's let out into the outside world he is just completely baffled by modern society and has no idea what to do. Hence the need for a tard wrangler like Leanna/Kat to handle everything for him because they actually still live a normal human life, to some extent, by working their regular jobs.

Thank goodness Phil has his soulmom ("soulmaid" has been officially upgraded to "soulmom" in my Phil lexicon after today's events and I encourage others here to consider doing the same) to serve as that last tether connecting him to surviving in the outside world. It makes perfect sense to me that Kat is Phil's mother figure now; if he ever got lost in the grocery store then he'd be so alike a lost child that a store associate would have to call for Kat on the store's announcement system to come pick him up at the customer service desk.

 

[Prince Lotor]

"It's so good that Kat and I got to see them and get married. Because I don't think I'll ever get to see them again, especially due to Covid, they are at such high risk." How old are his parents? Like early to mid 60s?

As soon as his dad turned 60 he started doing his arm-flailing take about how his parents could "die at any moment" and are basically already dead. I belive his dad is either 61 or 60 right now and his mom is like 5 or 6 years older than his dad.

He's probably paranoid that they might get the order wrong.

As already mentioned recently, he is a creature of precise habit. If something goes against what he expects or wants...he just completely falls apart.

No he doesn't. He just goes to Taco Bell, then talks about how his mo-WIFE! got TWO Chalupas and about how Taco Bell is "guaranteed Liquid Shit City" for him but his mo-WIFE! wants to go there.

...he puts upthe day he has to take out and bring in the trash on his autism schedule whiteboard...

And he puts a checkmark next to his din-din after he eats it. . .

 

[Totally Awesome]

Doesn't Papa Dave still have to go to work rather than enjoy his retirement, especially since he's actually got a destroyed back from multiple herniated discs? I mean he doesn't work a menial labor job, but still, he's working an actual job, he's not like his loser son who begs mentally stunted individuals for money on the internet while playing video games poorly. Papa Dave should spend all day resting and watching TV or whatever and not have to work. If my dad had to work still just to bail me out every once in a while financially, especially in the absolute state he's in, I think I'd just neck myself from the embarrassment.

Papa Dave should just cut Phil off. Phil needs to fail, so he can realize that he needs to change. He needs to stop getting carried every single time he makes bad financial decisions, because he keeps making them.

 

[dissolutezza]

In yesterday's prestream he really called his two streams "shifts" and his streaming room "an office/studio". He either thinks his jahb is equivalent to a 9-5 or that he's creating works of art. He flip flops between these two, usually whenever it serves the I Need Tips narrative.

 

[WASTED]

He either thinks his jahb is equivalent to a 9-5 or that he's creating works of art.

Burnell Productions, producing on-demand video khantent. sounds like a sleezy amateur porn company lmao.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil once did a DSP Tries It where he ordered groceries from Amazon. He ranted and raved about how much money he saved by ordering directly from Amazon.

There is no reason he can't still do this especially if it saves him money.

Phil started taking a day off to go grocery shopping because Leanna wanted quality time with him, so if he stops now he'll have to think of something else to do with Kat, and considering his best idea was fucking grocery shopping willing to bet he doesn't have a second option.

 

[TurdFondler]

Phil should dye his hair grey and move into a senior's home. 3 square meals a day, a shuttle to the grocery store twice a week and the doctor comes to you, not the other way around.

 

[Pargon]

Phil should dye his hair grey and move into a senior's home. 3 square meals a day, a shuttle to the grocery store twice a week and the doctor comes to you, not the other way around.

Also, no one batting an eye when he shouts at the top of his lungs at the television.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Phil should dye his hair grey and move into a senior's home. 3 square meals a day, a shuttle to the grocery store twice a week and the doctor comes to you, not the other way around.

And with Pigroach luck he's already naturally immune to the coof.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Leanna was his daughter, Khet is his mother. We've come full circle

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He looks like he's graying around the temples. Not even 40 yet.

 

[BepsiLight]

Phil started taking a day off to go grocery shopping because Leanna wanted quality time with him, so if he stops now he'll have to think of something else to do with Kat, and considering his best idea was fucking grocery shopping willing to bet he doesn't have a second option.

They could always make their dumpster drive a weekly thing instead of monthly.
I imagine a romantic afternoon of dumping cat shit is about as exciting as going grocery shopping with the pig.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Phil should dye his hair grey and move into a senior's home. 3 square meals a day, a shuttle to the grocery store twice a week and the doctor comes to you, not the other way around.

His senior citizen parents come to visit him at the seniors home!

"Oh Philip, we brought you your favorite Italian sauce! But we cant stay long sweetheart, we've started watching this new basketball American on twitch, and we'll be late for his stream! Remember Twitch? You used to work there, sweety."

 

[Schmeckel]

They could always make their dumpster drive a weekly thing instead of monthly.
I imagine a romantic afternoon of dumping cat shit is about as exciting as going grocery shopping with the pig.

I bet the smell is roughly the same, too.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Horrifying Speculation

Spoiler: Spoiler

What if Phil and Kat call each other Mommy and Daddy?

He ain't from the South. South Ct. doesn't count despite his education making it look that way.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Every unit of measurement Phil expresses he magnifies by several degrees. Cost, time, effort, everything. If he says he paid $1000 for a Tax Guy you have to remind yourself to divide by the Power of DSP to get something approaching reality.

Why he does this, I don't know. It seems like a thing he'd pick up from his histrionic, overbearing mother but who the fuck even cares, it's autism all the way down.

Based on his reasons for being broke, he even has to pay the Tax Guy several different times for the same work.

 

[Opollo]

How about a round of Bingo while we wait for the next drama?
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