DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Flavius Anthemius]

I've seen this tossed around before, and the only thing that I would correct is the Kat buying groceries while at work/after work. I say this because we know that up until recently she was working evening/closing shifts. Buying stuff after closing shifts at retail doesn't really work. The cashiers have shit to do and once the last person is out of the store, the last register is closed and the money in them is counted and then put away in the cash office. The only other option is shopping during your breaks, which only works for things that you're not worried about leaving in your car in potentially high heat, or else trust your workplace enough/have a locker to store the things you already bought. Source: worked closing shifts in retail for like 8 years.

The 3 hour grocery thing is 100% a fucking lie. The only time I've spent anywhere near that long shopping is if I need to hit multiple places around town. And that's on a saturday/sunday during busy times.

Although you forget you're comparing yourself to Filippo Burnelli here! His shopping habbits and dietary requirements are far more sophisticated and tedious compared to your average Renton resident.

Probably needs to find the most prime San Marzano tomatoes, organic expensive bags of sugar and hand made traditional Apulian style pasta.

Who knows what his shopping habbits entail, someone should ask him (or look through pigpiggo if you can be bothered, maybe I might some time) what sort of grocery stores he visits to get a good idea of how long he would actually spend).

 

[marlintan]

Although you forget you're comparing yourself to Filippo Burnelli here! His shopping habbits and dietary requirements are far more sophisticated and tedious compared to your average Renton resident.

Probably needs to find the most prime San Marzano tomatoes, organic expensive bags of sugar and hand made traditional Apulian style pasta.

Who knows what his shopping habbits entail, someone should ask him (or look through pigpiggo if you can be bothered, maybe I might some time) what sort of grocery stores he visits to get a good idea of how long he would actually spend).

I remember as a kid in the 90's walking for 2,3,4 hours around Meijers with my mom, going through every aisle looking for specials... I eventually just slept in the truck with the windows down and the steering wheel block put on... do I really miss the old days?

But, yes autistic people, women, bored mother fuckers can spend multiple hours inside a big enough department store, it's as sad as it sounds.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He's super triggered by the "mom" thing. It came from your own mouth, dude.

Uh, no, he never said that. Just like he would never insult someone's intelligence by calling them a word that's offensive to people with real mental disabilities.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Has Phil ever done a horror game playthrough without activating clown mode? Ever? Or any game for that matter.

 

[Schrödinger's Kat]

But this is like the third time he has mistakenly called Kat his mom. I'm not a married mature adult like Phil, but I would be interested to know how many normal people have done this.

Think of all the married people you know, how often have they accidentally referred to their wife as "my mom"? I don't think I've ever heard anyone do this even once... except Phil, of course. Its extremely weird.

Horrifying Speculation

I was thinking that as well. Parents often refer to each other as "mom" or "dad" when around the children. Since Phil thinks Jasper is his son, I would not be surprised at all if he calls Khet "mom".

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Uh, no, he never said that. Just like he would never insult someone's intelligence by calling them a word that's offensive to people with real mental disabilities.

"uhh we're having this chicken bake that my mahh---- Khet makes. See I didn't say it you fucking retarrrrr---"

 

[Totally Awesome]

The picture I have in my mind is one of Phil doing his grocery shopping alone and finds himself at the self checkout line. He would probably shit his pants and abandon all his goods if the machine said it didn’t recognize an item or it doesn’t pick up the item was placed in the bag. Fucking brilliant.

I don't understand why he can't just use the regular line, or better yet buy everything online and have it either delivered or set for pickup at the store.

"I don't know what's wrong with people tonight, so far we've got $0 in tips..."

You already hit your $200 daily quota, why does it matter if it is $100 each stream.

He would get more money if he dropped the quota. Having the quota just convinces people to stop donating when he hits the quota.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Has Phil ever done a horror game playthrough without activating clown mode? Ever? Or any game for that matter.

Nope. I believe the only time he's ever admitted to being scared by a horror game was when a zombie dog jumped out at him in Resident Evil 2.
As you might imagine from Mr. Bugsnax, jump-scares are about the only thing that will get a rise from him. Anything else and he'll deliberately kill the mood by loudly yawning and saying "How exciting".
As for any other game, he doesn't act like a clown while he's raging, because he doesn't need a buffer for the dead air of his commentary while he's fuming and whining.

 

[Draventren]

Although you forget you're comparing yourself to Filippo Burnelli here! His shopping habbits and dietary requirements are far more sophisticated and tedious compared to your average Renton resident.

Probably needs to find the most prime San Marzano tomatoes, organic expensive bags of sugar and hand made traditional Apulian style pasta.

Who knows what his shopping habbits entail, someone should ask him (or look through pigpiggo if you can be bothered, maybe I might some time) what sort of grocery stores he visits to get a good idea of how long he would actually spend).

Ah, but you're also forgetting a few things: Phil is a creature of habit, Phil hates other people, Phil is lazy, and Phil isn't very smart. He buys the same things every shopping trip, probably hits the same store(s) to the point where he could probably, blindfolded, find what he's looking for.

In a situation where he can't find what he's looking for, you think he's approaching any staff to ask if they have any in stock or if they'll be restocking soon? Maybe he can send Kat to do that for him, but I doubt even then he's willing to put that effort in unless it's something that he absolutely needs, like gin. He also has no ability to think on his feet: if he always buys a specific type/brand of canned tomatoes and that brand/type is out, 100% he is not going anywhere else to find them. If a recipe (assuming Phil cooks, I know optimistic) and it calls for crushed tomatoes, he can't and won't substitute diced because he can't imagine swapping anything in.

 

[LieLieFyre]

"I don't know what's wrong with people tonight, so far we've got $0 in tips..."

You already hit your $200 daily quota, why does it matter if it is $100 each stream.

It's an ego thing.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Nope. I believe the only time he's ever admitted to being scared by a horror game was when a zombie dog jumped out at him in Resident Evil 2.
As you might imagine from Mr. Bugsnax, jump-scares are about the only thing that will get a rise from him. Anything else and he'll deliberately kill the mood by loudly yawning and saying "How exciting".
As for any other game, he doesn't act like a clown while he's raging, because he doesn't need a buffer for the dead air of his commentary while he's fuming and whining.

Yeah, when I keep the lights on, talk and crack jokes during gameplay and cutscenes, and constantly eye fuck chat while half paying attention to the game I'm playing I tend to not get scared either.

Imagine just letting yourself become immersed in a game and allow yourself to enjoy being spooked for once, like normal human beings. Not DarkSydeChad, only manly men fucking twirl around in this chair.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

He would get more money if he dropped the quota. Having the quota just convinces people to stop donating when he hits the quota.

It's a double-edged sword. Having the quota creates an expectation (which he actively encourages despite what he says) and numerous times we have seen paypigs donate the exact amount required to hit the quota. On the other hand, tips usually dry up after the quota is hit like you said.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Horrifying Speculation

Spoiler: Spoiler

What if Phil and Kat call each other Mommy and Daddy?

I dare say the only time the whole Daddy part should be said is in the bed.

But Phil has a sex life of a potato.

I'm just wondering how much longer till Kat drops his ass.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

"It's so good that Kat and I got to see them and get married. Because I don't think I'll ever get to see them again, especially due to Covid, they are at such high risk." How old are his parents? Like early to mid 60s?

 

[Optimus Prime]

"It's so good that Kat and I got to see them and get married. Because I don't think I'll ever get to see them again, especially due to Covid, they are at such high risk." How old are his parents? Like early to mid 60s?

Kinda says a lot right there.

I mean, too bad humanity hasn't invented numerous video chat options or anything...

 

[Iron Father]

The Guy showing off his new Fahrest Gimp haircut on his day off.

 

[gaarashatan]

He's super triggered by the "mom" thing. It came from your own mouth, dude.

not once, but twice now. i almost feel like putting on my tinfoil hat...

 

[Iron Father]

not once, but twice now. i almost feel like putting on my tinfoil hat...

Way more than twice.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

Having just watched back the segment on SJC's new video I actually don't think he was muted. I think he muted his mic before he left the room, then he unmuted it as he started saying his "witty barb" or whatever the hell that was. Could be wrong, but from what I've played of VR Chat (get this Phil; IN ACTUAL VR) it looked to me like his mic was unmuted. That said he absolutely left the world and as such the kid could no longer hear him so maximum pussy can't even talk shit to a 11-year-old because he know he'd get owned further (because the kid already made fun of him and all he could respond with was "*bitch voice* you're quite rude").

Holy shit you're right. He muted himself, left the room, unmuted to talk to his chat/noone in particular, then muted again. What the actual fuck? Now I'm just left to ponder why he even unmuted at all.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Who knows what his shopping habbits entail, someone should ask him (or look through pigpiggo if you can be bothered, maybe I might some time) what sort of grocery stores he visits to get a good idea of how long he would actually spend).

Lucky for you, Phil has done multiple autistic condo tours where he shows of every drawer, cupboard, the refrigerator, and pantry. His fridge is mainly mixers for his alcohol, candy and ice cream, lactose free milk, eggs (Phil protip: save the date from the egg carton to know when they expire!) condiments, and frozen meals. He did have some veggies in there but they were for the hamsters.

His cupboards were pretty bare. Coffee, G-Fuel powder, and a spice rack.

His pantry was mostly dried snacks like crackers and granola bars.

So I can imagine his shopping trips. Snacks, drinks, frozen meals.

I don't understand why he can't just use the regular line, or better yet buy everything online and have it either delivered or set for pickup at the store.

Phil once did a DSP Tries It where he ordered groceries from Amazon. He ranted and raved about how much money he saved by ordering directly from Amazon.

There is no reason he can't still do this especially if it saves him money.