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- 30 Maj 2015
Back in my day we called that having a green thumb.
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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- 4 Paź 2016
Where's the "I only get horny for murderers, child molesters, actual children and Kylo Ren" pride flag?
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- 23 Lip 2018
She doesn't actually like plants, does she? She likes them aesthetically to be sure but I've never seen photos of plants in her room or chatter of her taking care of plants. She likes buying plants. Her gender is based on capitalism.
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- 7 Sty 2020
She tried to farm and forage a couple of times. From what we can tell she made her parents take care of the garden and only goes out to pick wild plants with them.
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- 20 Wrz 2017
I'm still slightly amazed at how little she understands about gender.
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- 23 Mar 2019
1. I think she means BOTANICplatonic.
2. You know she'd have shit all over Reagan in re: Alzheimers.
2. You know she'd have shit all over Reagan in re: Alzheimers.
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- 12 Lis 2018
Being horny for Kylo Ren smut is the most straight white 30-something female thing I can imagine.
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- 24 Gru 2013
"botaniplatonic is a marginalized orientation" my eyes just rolled back so far i saw my brain. holy shit.
1. you aren't marginalized or oppressed for liking plants "platonically." jesus christ. my grandma likes plants and gardening, does this make her botaniplatonic?
also the "platonic" suggests the existence of people romantically and sexually into plants, which wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, but somehow i think i'd respect a literal treefucker over ol' yarrow brown
2. "i get depressed in the winter because there's no plant friends!" it's called seasonal affective depression asshole. everyone in upper NY and the midwest and canada get it. you don't get enough sun, which is obvious by your pallid oatmeal complexion.
3. if we're being honest think i'd be down with botaniplatonic if it was about dirty old hippies that grow weed and do shrooms and stuff. like those mega spiritual stoner types. 60-70 something, white dude with dreads, doing nude yoga in the forest at dawn types. i wonder what would happen if she started babbling about plantgenders to an old boomer who went to woodstock
1. you aren't marginalized or oppressed for liking plants "platonically." jesus christ. my grandma likes plants and gardening, does this make her botaniplatonic?
also the "platonic" suggests the existence of people romantically and sexually into plants, which wouldn't surprise me in the slightest, but somehow i think i'd respect a literal treefucker over ol' yarrow brown
2. "i get depressed in the winter because there's no plant friends!" it's called seasonal affective depression asshole. everyone in upper NY and the midwest and canada get it. you don't get enough sun, which is obvious by your pallid oatmeal complexion.
3. if we're being honest think i'd be down with botaniplatonic if it was about dirty old hippies that grow weed and do shrooms and stuff. like those mega spiritual stoner types. 60-70 something, white dude with dreads, doing nude yoga in the forest at dawn types. i wonder what would happen if she started babbling about plantgenders to an old boomer who went to woodstock
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- 20 Lut 2019
Stapphy is proof that not every child deserves an education. Sometimes it's better to just wrangle the potato tards in the backyard and let them eat mud.
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- 5 Paź 2018
They'd wonder what the hell she's on and ask where to get some or throw up because she's some how smellier than them.
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- 7 Sie 2019
liking plants is cute right now, so she'll play along. for someone who claims to be so different, she loves chasing trends.
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- 24 Sie 2015
The worst part of botaniplatonic is that she didn't just call it "plantonic"
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- 4 Paź 2016
Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.
Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a serial killer. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Plants” shirts climbed out and started beating xim up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their intersex vaginas. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of xim. Xe was quite injured but I called 911 and xe made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a broken 'transbotaniplatonic pride' button that they patched up.
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- 17 Sty 2021
You know, this got me strangely curious so I looked up a few flying ointments on Etsy. It looks like the thing about using a broomstick to apply it inside of the vagina is mostly an old legend, and at least no modern witches do that. Most modern ones don't use toxic herbs either.
The ingredients and instructions are pretty tame.
Another one just saying to apply it to pulse points, etc.
However, Etsy does allow some "witches" sell ones made with Datura and Henbane, which are poisonous.
Along with even the "tame" ones using Wormwood as a main ingredient, however....
^This person is probably correct. I also don't trust her to not ingest or insert it regardless of the warnings anyways.
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- 17 Kwi 2016
Wow, Staph. Leave it to her to try to make a hobby a gender. 
Idek why someone would want any datura in their flying ointment, supposedly the trips are so bad (with nausea/coma and not to mention horrifying) that most people would pass on grounds that it's not worth it.
-Even the old hippie witch lady I know only grows Sacred Datura or Angel Trumpets for the pretty flowers and fragrance only. It's just not worth the risks when there's other plants less likely to fuck you up or kill you. Get thc and cbd like everyone else ffs.
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Idek why someone would want any datura in their flying ointment, supposedly the trips are so bad (with nausea/coma and not to mention horrifying) that most people would pass on grounds that it's not worth it.
-Even the old hippie witch lady I know only grows Sacred Datura or Angel Trumpets for the pretty flowers and fragrance only. It's just not worth the risks when there's other plants less likely to fuck you up or kill you. Get thc and cbd like everyone else ffs.
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- 26 Sty 2018
Let's try this again
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- 29 Maj 2015
Stapphy powiedział(a):
Aren't witches supposed to be either hags or supernaturally hot women? Staph is neither... well, okay, maybe a hag. But the hags aren't the ones getting fetishized.
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- 14 Kwi 2020
She hasn’t checked her thread for a year, but mentions what we’ve just talked about recently. Hmmmmm
We know you love us, Steph!
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- 15 Cze 2017
I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that she's clearly super bummed out that she's never been raped or sexually assaulted, but it, um, it isn't a good feeling.