DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King of Not Playing Games]

You know, I'm just not feeling as owned anymore. Maybe it's the amount of money, maybe it's them talking about anally raping detractors, it's just... not hitting like a few weeks ago. I guess this is what DSP feels like when he can't afford to finance his gambling addiction.

Anyway I think what would really own me is if the paypigs opened up new lines of credit to donate to Phil. Tax refunds is one thing, but DSP took out a bunch of credit cards, and he's never wrong! So if the pay pigs followed in his footsteps I think I'd be super owned. Definitely.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

@The Clown Dimension already beat me to it, but I'm gonna add it anyway, since it gives it some extra credibility! I don't know if we've seen anyone this unaware in his chat, and that includes people like Derish, king Michael, RahbOnWheels, Sidella, BSV and so many more..

Pal, you might wanna check your anus for a HUGE, THROBBING 2 inch Phil cock right about now!

Edit: And yes I chose red to represent the strange liquid coming from his tiny asshole

 

[Jared Shelton]

Has anything interesting happened since the bankruptcy? Think I've almost entirely lost interest in DSP, I used to watch TIHYDP's but even they don't really entertain me anymore.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

TBH all these sarcastic "I feel so owned!" posts read like copes. If I were a paypig I would squealing in delight.

 

[BepsiLight]

Has anything interesting happened since the bankruptcy? Think I've almost entirely lost interest in DSP, I used to watch TIHYDP's but even they don't really entertain me anymore.

Not much, Phill is a pretty boring lolcow right now. I have no doubt it will get better eventually, this man was earning six figures living alone and still managed to yeet himself into a bankruptcy. That's how stupid he is.
You just gotta wait for the next saga.

 

[Wormy]

I wonder how Phil would react if he got permabanned from Twitch.

He won't. The demon he signed a pact with won't allow it. Until that deal is up, Phil is the most bulletproof sons a bitch this side of Al Capone.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

TBH all these sarcastic "I feel so owned!" posts read like copes. If I were a paypig I would squealing in delight.

Nothing copes like still having money in my checking account. So yea, I guess im coping

 

[Iron Father]

He won't. The demon he signed a pact with won't allow it. Until that deal is up, Phil is the most bulletproof sons a bitch this side of Al Capone.

What the fuck are you talking about? If he was permabanned from Twitch he'd just go back to Youtube (like he did the countless times Superfaggot messed with him). There's no bulletproof vest (lol) or demonic pact, he just hasn't done anything on Twitch worthy of a permaban.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

you out of your damn mind? phil can't walk home. he might see a black person on the way and shit himself.

I checked the demographics of Renton and would you believe that roughly 1/4 of it are Asians? What if some woodwind instrument player suddenly shows up and challenges him to Super Turbo? What if some Chinky Chang Wang shows up behind him, puts him in a rear naked choke and whispers "I remember how you treated Mei Ling, you piece of shit!"
THE HORROR!

@The Clown Dimension already beat me to it, but I'm gonna add it anyway, since it gives it some extra credibility! I don't know if we've seen anyone this unaware in his chat, and that includes people like Derish, king Michael, RahbOnWheels, Sidella, BSV and so many more..

Wyświetl załącznik 1962203

Pal, you might wanna check your anus for a HUGE, THROBBING 2 inch Phil cock right about now!

Edit: And yes I chose red to represent the strange liquid coming from his tiny asshole

Congrats on your first anal, guys! So proud of you!

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Has anything interesting happened since the bankruptcy? Think I've almost entirely lost interest in DSP, I used to watch TIHYDP's but even they don't really entertain me anymore.

No. It's been mostly dry times with Phil playing boring kiddy games or grinding in RPGs with no fun drawmuh to follow. At least currently he's playing Divinity and Ghosts n' Goblins that he's miserably struggling with for a change.

 

[Wormy]

What the fuck are you talking about? If he was permabanned from Twitch he'd just go back to Youtube (like he did the countless times Superfaggot messed with him). There's no bulletproof vest (lol) or demonic pact, he just hasn't done anything on Twitch worthy of a permaban.

Well if the law can't touch him, no reason to think either of those entities can.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

TBH all these sarcastic "I feel so owned!" posts read like copes. If I were a paypig I would squealing in delight.

Eh, I'm unaffected. I want the writers to step up the Jasper catninja storyline and I need more Jenna guest starring appearances.
Ideally she'd show up with extra hoes in tow and takeover Phil's stream live.
I need to see Phil get shoved off cam and she smokes a big ass blunt and talks shit for an hour. I can only wish tho

 

[IrradiatedChickenEnjoyer]

@The Clown Dimension already beat me to it, but I'm gonna add it anyway, since it gives it some extra credibility! I don't know if we've seen anyone this unaware in his chat, and that includes people like Derish, king Michael, RahbOnWheels, Sidella, BSV and so many more..

Wyświetl załącznik 1962203

Pal, you might wanna check your anus for a HUGE, THROBBING 2 inch Phil cock right about now!

Edit: And yes I chose red to represent the strange liquid coming from his tiny asshole

How can he keep getting away with this??? Being a troll and constantly getting dunked on by these generous Gods in his chat is making me want to jump in a lava pit in Minecraft

Spoiler: mfw I'm anally raped rn

 

[Sugar Puppet]

TBH all these sarcastic "I feel so owned!" posts read like copes. If I were a paypig I would squealing in delight.

Yeah, especially since it's already been established that a lot of the major paypigs in the past were attention whores that actively read the farms, believe the "Us against them" narrative that Phil pushes and try to get reactions from detractors by giving Phil money like Vidar and Phrenelith did.

 

[Piece of Peace]

You know, I was doing some Spring cleaning today and upon realizing that the money I had spent on my hobby could rather have been invested into Phil's gacha addiction, felt so unbelievably owned. To think that in lieu of using some of my disposable income for physical goods and/or services that bring me joy, I could have instead squandered it on a fat, ungrateful man-child gives me FOMO of the highest order.

Maybe I can take a page out of the book of Jakileez/OIC and pawn this stuff off so I can still hope to be initiated into the Pigroach Cult; only then will I be able to experience true nirvana.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

TBH all these sarcastic "I feel so owned!" posts read like copes. If I were a paypig I would squealing in delight.

Yeah, especially since it's already been established that a lot of the major paypigs in the past were attention whores that actively read the farms, believe the "Us against them" narrative that Phil pushes and try to get reactions from detractors by giving Phil money like Vidar and Phrenelith did.

I can't speak for the others that do it, but for my part that's very deliberate. Clown mode Phil gives way more entertainment value than crybaby Phil IMO. Plus, it is kind of funny to watch idiots throw all of their money away and chalk it up as a win for them.

 

[Covfefe]

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No. Fucking. Shit, Phil.

The reason things aren't going well is that his life is a 24/7 performative attempt to seem human in exchange for pity money. Example: this tweet. I have never seen someone work so hard to not go to a 9-5. GET A JOB.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

You know, I was doing some Spring cleaning today and upon realizing that the money I had spent on my hobby could rather have been invested into Phil's gacha addiction, felt so unbelievably owned. To think that in lieu of using some of my disposable income for physical goods and/or services that bring me joy, I could have instead squandered it on a fat, ungrateful man-child gives me FOMO of the highest order.

Wyświetl załącznik 1962486

Maybe I can take a page out of the book of Jakileez/OIC and pawn this stuff off so I can still hope to be initiated into the Pigroach Cult; only then will I be able to experience true nirvana.

Since it's Read the Farms Tuesday I can only imagine what Dave will say tomorrow when after he sees this post:
"Okay guys, there's this UNHINGED LUNATIC on KiwiFarms who says he's a contract killer sent by Tevi- uuuuh I mean LSB! He showed his collection of guns and he's threatening to kill me, muh waif *points the thumb* and my cat-son Jasper! I need you to step it up with the donations so I can buy another self-defense hatchet!"

 

[Totally Awesome]

No. Fucking. Shit, Phil.

The reason things aren't going well is that his life is a 24/7 performative attempt to seem human in exchange for pity money. Example: this tweet. I have never seen someone work so hard to not go to a 9-5. GET A JOB.

I'd recommend Phil to improve his streams, but he only cares about pushing people to give him money. There is no effort. Only manipulation.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

TBH all these sarcastic "I feel so owned!" posts read like copes. If I were a paypig I would squealing in delight.

Good. If it encourages them to keep dehumanizing themselves for the gout god via financial sacrifice, I want to encourage them by this pseudo-cope posting.

It's already proven fact that Phil's life will always be the same regardless of how much money he gets. His financial irresponsibility prevents paypig intervention from ever creating a positive influence on his life. The only literal outcome to paypig intervention is the paypig reducing the quality of life for themselves by donating, while Phil's shitty meaningless life remains the same regardless of how much they give.

It's like watching a tard shoot themselves in the foot, then sneer smugly at you and ask "Had enough yet, troll?". Of course I'm gonna feign distress and encourage them to fire more shots off into their own foot. At the end of the day, I'm going to mosey on my merry way while they're the one that has to live with the fact they reduced the value of their livelihood under the false pretense that it caused me grief. My life is not impacted whatsoever by Phil's success, and it never will be. Eventually, every paypig gets their LIMB, and has to walk away knowing their life is worse off than it would've been at that point had they just not bothered to be such a faggot.

Anyway, open those wallets wider, paypigs, it makes me sooooo angry to watch you be such beta tards. Scopely's gonna have to start paying me royalties for all this extra income my nonexistent rage is netting them.