DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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SojiroSakura powiedział(a):
"I am willing to stick through this if you guys help me."

He's completely memoryhole'd the fact he was paid to play this game. He's trying to talk and act as if he's doing this for free and he's such a nice guy.
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Pay me to play the game. Then pay me $100 every stream or I will bitch and moan every second about tips. And if you actually want to see the end of the game before the heat death of the universe pay me to read instructions that you will write. Make sure to be explicit otherwise I will read your message and say 'I don't know how to do that' and you will have to pay again to restate your instructions more clearly.
 
Dread Pirate Retard powiedział(a):
Pay me to play the game. Then pay me $100 every stream or I will bitch and moan every second about tips. And if you actually want to see the end of the game before the heat death of the universe pay me to read instructions that you will write. Make sure to be explicit otherwise I will read your message and say 'I don't know how to do that' and you will have to pay again to restate your instructions more clearly.
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And I will monetize my shitty playthrough on Youtube so I can trippledip on my dumb fans. The thing that would screw him royally would be a savegame bug. and then he would cry "wow first famous person x died and then my savegame got corrupted. What a double-whammy"
 
Gonna boast a bit about my rpg skills here. I finished DOS2 with 2 characters after they nerfed lone wolf perk. It was a good challenge.
On that note i dare not watch Phil play the game cause i would probably start talking to my monitor cursing all the stupid shit he does. Rather not go insane cause of bad gameplay.
 
he got asked what he's havin' for dinner and had to explain he's goin' to eat out since they forgot an ingredient and it's just impossible to work around that. man wanted a hamburger and forgot the beef apparently.
 
phil is complaining he doesn't like going to the grocery store due to COVID and people being assholes coughing into each others mouths and spittin' in the aisles which made me think, how much you wanna bet phil doesn't wear a mask in public? imagine phil wearin' a fuckin' mask. man would suffocate himself.
 
Not really checking Phil for the past week or so because its just the same shit over and over but ran into this funny song/video.

 
Dread Pirate Retard powiedział(a):
"The thing I hate most about going grocery shopping is that I'm at risk" *insert coof autism*

Maybe you wouldn't be at as much risk if you didn't spend 3 hours waddling around the store.
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Not really even an excuse since stores are offering services where you can order ahead of time and just have them deliver it to your car. Don't even need to get out.

Phil's so dumb that he isn't even using the existing services to minimize his exposure to the real world.
 
Dread Pirate Retard powiedział(a):
Like every other day some paypig asked what Phil was eating for dinner later. He said that he and Khet HAD to get takeaway tonight because they forgot to buy some ingredient at the store for the meal they had planned (this has happened before and they went out for Taco Bell). Apparently it is not possible to eat another meal that they had planned for a later day and have Khet pick up the missing ingredient after a shift. This is either (1) an excuse to eat out and you can't criticize his out of control spending because HE HAD TO!; (2) a symptom of his extreme schedule autism; or (3) some combination of (1) and (2).
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If Sunday is hotdog day and Monday is tuna casserole day, and you are out of hot dogs, make tuna casserole today and get hot dogs for tomorrow.

Valedictorian
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have received a $47 000 tip.... nah, I got a $30 tip from RustyShakelford."
"We now have to do a very very brief poll for a vest, and I'll be wearing it for like, 10 minutes."

So this is how we handle $30 tips now. First you disparage it by joking that it's not $47k for no apparent reason, then you passively shit on the person for doing it near the end because the vest is only going on for 10 minutes. You should be a good cuck like Joyful and dump it all up front. He's lucky anyone bothered, since, if they could do math, he got what he needed already, and it's proven there is no point tipping a dime between now and the next crisis anyway.

Rusty commented that he's back after a hiatus. You're a lower-tiered whale, dude. He doesn't care.

Also... should we not have a streak counter going? Or is the the plan for Wednesday? Once the emergency narrative passes, we'll try to hold the momentum with the vest streak again, until the next crisis can be manufactured?

Optimus Prime powiedział(a):
Phil's so dumb that he isn't even using the existing services to minimize his exposure to the real world.
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Between this and the issue with the ENT because Kat can't drive him, Phil is really emphasizing today that, for someone who squawks about his detractors not understanding his mature adult life, he does absolutely no basic things in a manner that any functional adult could fathom. Grocery shopping is not some 3 hour ritual we all go through weekly, but it is for Phil Burnell. Somehow. Is he the last mature adult on Earth?
 
Optimus Prime powiedział(a):
Not really even an excuse since stores are offering services where you can order ahead of time and just have them deliver it to your car. Don't even need to get out.

Phil's so dumb that he isn't even using the existing services to minimize his exposure to the real world.
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Again, Kat literally works at the grocery store (at least as of the bankruptcy filing). There's no reason for DSP to even go to the store, except autism.
 
It's such a strange blind spot Big-Flexin' Mature Phil has. He has this fixation on everything he does being robust and adult, and yet he needs to be driven to the doctor by his mom wife.
 
Swirling weeb powiedział(a):
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sometimes the best way to get back at someone is to live your best life grow up and prosper
Good job Panda gg
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some say im a prophet, able to gaze into the future. i tell them, its just a keen understanding
but my crystal ball is telling me this news will get to phils ears and hell open that cabinet and pull how his favorite bottle
 
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