DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SojiroSakura]

Someone cheers: "After watching your boring yakuza grinding streams it's nice to see you be actually challenged by something"

Phil's response: "FINE. Those are chill streams, they're not meant to be entertaining."

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This is just like when he dropped Blasphemous because “it’s not as good as Dark Souls”.
Nigger you ragequit and dropped Dark Souls before you learned how popular it was, then you had people handhold you through it (three times in fact).
You would’ve ragequit the DLC of Dark Souls 2 if people didn’t spoonfeed you the literal best weapon and armor set in the game.
You ragequit the Bloodborne DLC because you couldn’t be assed to just level up a bit more.
You would’ve ragequit the Nameless King, False King Allant, and the Looking Glass Knight if people didn’t literally show up in your game to play it for you.
I’m so tired of his shtick of putting Dark Souls on a pedestal and using it as an example of “I do enjoy harder games!”.
Every time he touches a From Software game his viewers have to drag him kicking and screaming through it, and he only puts up with it because alottapeepul tune in to watch.

 

[JimiHendrix]

This is just like when he dropped Blasphemous because “it’s not as good as Dark Souls”.
Nigger you ragequit and dropped Dark Souls before you learned how popular it was, then you had people handhold you through it (three times in fact).
You would’ve ragequit the DLC of Dark Souls 2 if people didn’t spoonfeed you the literal best weapon and armor set in the game.
You ragequit the Bloodborne DLC because you couldn’t be assed to just level up a bit more.
You would’ve ragequit the Nameless King, False King Allant, and the Looking Glass Knight if people didn’t literally show up in your game to play it for you.
I’m so tired of his shtick of putting Dark Souls on a pedestal and using it as an example of “I do enjoy harder games!”.
Every time he touches a From Software game his viewers have to drag him kicking and screaming through it, and he only puts up with it because alottapeepul tune in to watch.

isn't it weird how Sekiro was the only Fromsoft game with no co-op and phil actively said how much he hated it and it's dogshit compared to dark souls?

that's really weird.

 

[SojiroSakura]

All of a sudden now that he can't stall starting the game, he's refusing to read menus. He'll read every single menu to stall, but when he's in-game he'll just stare at his chat and not read what the game says.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

This is basically Twitch plays DOS2. He can't even fucking allocate stat points without consulting chat.

 

[Jasper2K]

Divinity original sin 2 isn't accessbile enough to him. It's work! It's a chore!. Buckle up phil you got 50+ hours left. People WANTED this phil.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Oh my god he's doing his balanced build autism again, in a game that actively punishes you for it. He's not beating this game.

 

[Comma]

I've made a thread about DSP's already awful Divinity: Original Sin II playthrough to avoid this thread growing 10 pages per day:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/february-2021-dsp-tries-it-divinity-original-sin-ii.85858/

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

isn't it weird how Sekiro was the only Fromsoft game with no co-op and phil actively said how much he hated it and it's dogshit compared to dark souls?

that's really weird.

I forgot to mention that he would’ve ragequit at Guardian Ape and Demon of Hatred if it wasn’t for walkthroughs/handholding.
The best part about the Sekiro shitshow was his whole rant against tryhards and cloutchasers towards the start, but after he beat Isshin he constantly fellated himself about it (before promptly getting killed by a chicken in new game plus)
He absolutely loves to be one of those “toxic elitists” who tout their gaming accomplishments, like muh legacy. Though most of the things he did in games comes with an asterisk.

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

This is like trying to force a child to do their maths homework, and them trying to make every excuse why they can't do it.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

There’s no such thing as trial and error when it comes to Phil Burnell’s gaming adventures. Either MASSIVE handholding or brute forces his way through something if it’s difficult.
Phil could be forced to watch a pattern over 100 times in a single day and he wouldn’t remember the pattern the next day. Truly a mentally stunted gimp.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP: Oh yeah I used to host LAN parties and played DnD with my friends in high school

Also DSP: HOW CAN SHE MOVE AND NOT HAVE ANY AP LEFT TO ATTACK?

This man has never played a tabletop before. I got the missus into DnD recently and shes loving it. Really not hard to understand (esp 5e). Phil just doesnt. want. to. learn.

He just said he never played DnD.

So you lying?

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Holy shit, did you guys hear this?
Mature adult can't make it to his doctor's appointment without his caretaker.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Divinity original sin 2 isn't accessbile enough

These nudnik devs didn’t consult superblindman while making the game

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Holy shit, did you guys hear this?
Mature adult can't make it to his doctor's appointment without his caretaker.
New video.mp4

He doesn't really want to go. If he did he could figure out how to get there.
Khet could take an Uber to work. If he's too scared to drive on the highway he could take an Uber.

 

[Gramh]

Holy shit, did you guys hear this?
Mature adult can't make it to his doctor's appointment without his caretaker.
New video.mp4

Pretty sure the least likeable Mr. Magoo impersonator can't drive without glasses but he doesn't want to look like a nerd....oh wait....

 

[Iron Hamster]

He doesn't really want to go. If he did he could figure out how to get there.
Khet could take an Uber to work. If he's too scared to drive on the highway he could take an Uber.

It's all for a grift anyway.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Like every other day some paypig asked what Phil was eating for dinner later. He said that he and Khet HAD to get takeaway tonight because they forgot to buy some ingredient at the store for the meal they had planned (this has happened before and they went out for Taco Bell). Apparently it is not possible to eat another meal that they had planned for a later day and have Khet pick up the missing ingredient after a shift. This is either (1) an excuse to eat out and you can't criticize his out of control spending because HE HAD TO!; (2) a symptom of his extreme schedule autism; or (3) some combination of (1) and (2).

 

[SojiroSakura]

"I am willing to stick through this if you guys help me."

He's completely memoryhole'd the fact he was paid to play this game. He's trying to talk and act as if he's doing this for free and he's such a nice guy.

Edit
DSP: "There's no way to have common sense in something you have zero knowledge in. I can't use common sense in this game because I don't understand it."