US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Honest Coyote]

the max8s are boeing's problems. the recent engine failures are the airlines problem (bad maintenance). if we have to do any homefront rationing like ww2, this country will fall apart.

I remember hearing about WW2 rationing and things like victory gardens, etc. Self-sufficiency has been so demonized, in the name of centralizing power and corporate profits, that we won't even know where to start. Even now, when things are historically pretty good, so many people are barely hanging on and live on a mountain of barely contain pointless debts that's slowly continuing to swell like Yellowstone. It's not just student debt either; I know blue collar guys who bought expensive boats they can no longer afford to sail. Covid exasperated this; so many people are already 2 outs, 2 strikes down.

If we can't have normal ratings for A&H, we should get a special "doomer" sticker. Maybe an asteroid emoji?
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[Random Internet Person]

the max8s are boeing's problems. the recent engine failures are the airlines problem (bad maintenance). if we have to do any homefront rationing like ww2, this country will fall apart.

Sucks we outsourced everything. Sounds like we're in a place where we have to learn both Mandarin and Hindi. And maybe Spanish for good measure.

If Syria stabilizes, they'll have nobody to bomb, and provide the people opposing middle eastern involvement with evidence that the area can actually sort its own shit out.

Wasn't that kind of the deal with Trump's peace deals? Pretty much everything in the Middle East resolves around the situation with Israel and Palestine, and people like Iran and the PLO want nothing more than Israel off the map by any means.

Problem: this is Cold War 1 logic. It’s nice and all to keep Russia’s nuclear subs bottled up in the Black Sea, but given how we’re no longer in a Seven Days to the Rhine scenario; I really just think the strategic thinking on Russia should be Arctic based instead of Europe based because that’s likely where the battles will be.

Meanwhile, China looks to take advantage of an America that hasn't gotten with the times or the program.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

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that last tweet has to be a joke

 

[Random Internet Person]

I remember hearing about WW2 rationing and things like victory gardens, etc. Self-sufficiency has been so demonized, in the name of centralizing power and corporate profits, that we won't even know where to start. Even now, when things are historically pretty good, so many people are barely hanging on and live on a mountain of barely contain pointless debts that's slowly continuing to swell like Yellowstone. It's not just student debt either; I know blue collar guys who bought expensive boats they can no longer afford to sail. Covid exasperated this; so many people are already 2 outs, 2 strikes down.

If we can't have normal ratings for A&H, we should get a special "doomer" sticker. Maybe an asteroid emoji?
☄

I honestly think we're in a freefall into oblivion and all we can do is wait until we hit Rock Bottom.

Only then, can we move forward and building things up, if we're lucky.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I remember hearing about WW2 rationing and things like victory gardens, etc. Self-sufficiency has been so demonized, in the name of centralizing power and corporate profits, that we won't even know where to start. Even now, when things are historically pretty good, so many people are barely hanging on and live on a mountain of barely contain pointless debts that's slowly continuing to swell like Yellowstone. It's not just student debt either; I know blue collar guys who bought expensive boats they can no longer afford to sail. Covid exasperated this; so many people are already 2 outs, 2 strikes down.

If we can't have normal ratings for A&H, we should get a special "doomer" sticker. Maybe an asteroid emoji?
☄

It'll be really interesting to see how the grand consoomers out there handle a major consumption interruption like that. They barely managed two weeks of limited toilet paper with covid, I dread to think how they'll handle real shortages.

 

[Salubrious]

that last tweet has to be a joke

Merely stating that there are two genders is now "transphobic."

I fully believe in the woke ideology that not wanting a rectal exam is considered homophobic. We have absolutely cancelled people for way less than that.

 

[murdered meat bag]

I remember hearing about WW2 rationing and things like victory gardens, etc. Self-sufficiency has been so demonized, in the name of centralizing power and corporate profits, that we won't even know where to start. Even now, when things are historically pretty good, so many people are barely hanging on and live on a mountain of barely contain pointless debts that's slowly continuing to swell like Yellowstone. It's not just student debt either; I know blue collar guys who bought expensive boats they can no longer afford tn sail. Covid exasperated this; so many people are already 2 outs, 2 strikes down.

If we can't have normal ratings for A&H, we should get a special "doomer" sticker. Maybe an asteroid emoji?
☄

ww2's rationing worked because there was a strong overal national sentiment. we dont have one now., i cant see myself giving a shit about lgbt, sjw shit enough to die for this country at the expense of my family. no thanks.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

I’d guarantee the EU cucks to Russia and leaves the US out to dry. This ain’t “turn western Europe communist” Russia anymore. They don’t give a fuck about invading France, they want Arctic oil and former clay in the Caucasus.

 

[thismanlies]

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I can only imagine what the next round of nuclear talks are going to be like.

Iran: Before we begin the negotiations, pull your pants down.
America: Excuse me?
Iran: You heard me bitch. Pull your pants down and bend over. It is time for your covid test.
America: Actually, I was tested before I got on the plane...
Iran: DO IT OR YOU'RE RACIST!
America: Okay then. Let me pull my pants down and... wait a minute. THAT'S NO CUE TIP!"
Iran: Of course not, you stupid American bitch. Now unless you want me to bring the donkey in here, this is how the negotiations will go...

 

[Dark Edea]

Hasbro rebranding Mr. Potato Head toy line as gender-neutral 'Potato Head,' but not renaming individual toys

Mr. Potato Head, the classic Hasbro toy brand which includes the mustachioed Mr. Potato Head and clean-shaven Mrs. Potato Head, will soon be rebranded as the gender-neutral "Potato Head" toy line.

www.foxnews.com

https://archive.md/OEvwu

When will the Reconciliation Commission be fixing Toy Story? Or was it the Ministry of Truth that does that?

 

[HumanHive]

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It’s really an inevitability at this point.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

It’s really an inevitability at this point.

I wanted a Western Hemisphere US-MX-BR alliance but ohhhhh nooooo couldn't stand four more years of troop drawdowns.

 

[Dark Edea]

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Remember, remember when Cenk Uyghur said minimum wage or 2000 dollars was a lie? Hahahaha

Pretty neat that Chunk thinks he can speak for progressives anymore.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

that last tweet has to be a joke

They say in their bio they mark sarcasm with that winky face since apparently that's a thing you're expected to do on Twitter now. Still surprised there's not any loud reeeeing about it in the replies.

 

[Garm]

How will America's weapons system hold up? Because the civilian planes made by Boeing are literally falling out of the sky because of underskilled labor, and war has got to be a lot harder on things than routine civilian life.

I feel like there's got to be an analogy in history for when a supposedly overwhelming force is severely compromised due to constant cost cutting and politicing trumping effectiveness concerns. Maybe the M-16 rifles America used during Vietnam? I don't think we have nearly the edge in tech that they say we do.

I'm guessing poorly. Best weapon systems in the world won't help if the user isn't trained properly. Especially problematic is that most industries rely on supplies from China at some stage. (Like buying electrical boxes for renovation work is difficult because shutdowns crippled those lines.) Layered on top of that is we have a generation of mechanics and technicians that don't understand the machines they work on, so people won't be able to rig the machines to work while a part is broken.

I remember hearing about WW2 rationing and things like victory gardens, etc. Self-sufficiency has been so demonized, in the name of centralizing power and corporate profits, that we won't even know where to start. Even now, when things are historically pretty good, so many people are barely hanging on and live on a mountain of barely contain pointless debts that's slowly continuing to swell like Yellowstone. It's not just student debt either; I know blue collar guys who bought expensive boats they can no longer afford to sail. Covid exasperated this; so many people are already 2 outs, 2 strikes down.

If we can't have normal ratings for A&H, we should get a special "doomer" sticker. Maybe an asteroid emoji?
☄

American's got soft. Rationing and tightening their belts will be impossible. A crisis will break people long before they get motivated to do anything about it.

 

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[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I wanted a Western Hemisphere US-MX-BR alliance but ohhhhh nooooo couldn't stand four more years of troop drawdowns.

IMHO we are more akin to our fellow New World mutts than we will ever be to Eurocucks; and no matter how hard we try, Eurocucks will never respect us and never see us as equals.

 

[Slimy Time]

"Dems will lose everything in the midterms & possibly next general"
HAHA Dominion voting machines go brrrrrrrrrrr

Folks, this Varus is more serious than we thought, and thanks to the advice of Dr Fauci we are going to have to continue locking down until the end of 2022. Midterms? I encourage everyone to vote by mail and remain safe. Now be aware, there may be some delays, and we might only get your votes very early in the morning in large bags, but don't worry, everything is alright, the system is secure.

 

[Dark Edea]

Real talk, Russia gets warm water port to threaten Mediterranean shipping and all of Europe.

Problem: this is Cold War 1 logic. It’s nice and all to keep Russia’s nuclear subs bottled up in the Black Sea, but given how we’re no longer in a Seven Days to the Rhine scenario; I really just think the strategic thinking on Russia should be Arctic based instead of Europe based because that’s likely where the battles will be.

Heck, the strategic thinking on Russia should be that they would much rather trade with the United States than start a war.

The problem anymore is in Washington and they need to chill the fuck out. NATO as well needs to be drawn down and that money spent at home. Nobody is starting any wars with America and Europe is too valuable a market to tear up again.

 

[HumanHive]

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>furry happy
Where did I put that flamethrower...?