🐮 Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Dr.Research]

Wha.....but......I....

KATSU, STOP MAKING MY BRAIN HURT!

....Will someone please hold me?

After this we're all gonna need a hug box to calm down.

 

[Cthulu]

Wha.....but......I....

KATSU, STOP MAKING MY BRAIN HURT!

....Will someone please hold me?

Welcome to the Lenspiracy

 

[cumrobbery]

That man looks genuinely terrifying.

Even his handwriting looks spooky

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Nope, Pocket_Sand! and The Rock Island Bastard are both me. I regret nothing.

 

[AdJack]

Nope, Pocket_Sand! and The Rock Island Bastard are both me. I regret nothing.

BUT ARE YOU CURT? WHAT IS HAPPEBING

 

[Jashinist]

Nope, Pocket_Sand! and The Rock Island Bastard are both me. I regret nothing.

That was exhilarating, I tell you hwat

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Nope, Pocket_Sand! and The Rock Island Bastard are both me. I regret nothing.

P-Please Pocket-san.....no more plot twists tonight....

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?

 

[Cthulu]

Nope, Pocket_Sand! and The Rock Island Bastard are both me. I regret nothing.

Too bad your got shut down. On the bright side I bet Lenny is hiding under his mom's bed.

 

[DogshitTaco]

Nope, Pocket_Sand! and The Rock Island Bastard are both me. I regret nothing.

Nor should you my friend, nor should you.

 

[DN 420]

Nope, Pocket_Sand! and The Rock Island Bastard are both me. I regret nothing.

Have you been Curt the entire time? I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

The writers are losing grip and adding too many new characters.

Who the fuck hired M. Night Shyamalan to write this part?!

Anyway, to anyone new to this train ride, @Pocket_Sand! and "Curt" both live in the same area and, iirc, Sand knows Curt, at least as co-workers. It isn't unlikely that Curt got tired of Len's bullshit and asked Sand to fill him in on all the nonsense. Sand invited Curt over, loaded up the Farms, and Curt finally replied on Sand's computer. It's a stretch, but they live in the area together so it's the most likely scenario. That or Sand was Jace's protege the whole time.

EDIT

NEVER NEVER MIND AGAIN.

The train never stops...

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

BUT ARE YOU CURT? WHAT IS HAPPEBING

I am. Lenny crossed a fucking line this afternoon, and I thought an angry, far less eloquent profile would be just the tonic. It would've been too if not for those meddling kids

 

[Conrail6370]

For once I'm actually the one that knows exactly what is going on here. Fantastic!

 

[1d4]

I am. Lenny crossed a fucking line this afternoon, and I thought an angry, far less eloquent profile would be just the tonic. It would've been too if not for those meddling kids

hooooooooooooooooooooooly fuck

 

[Zim]

This has all the twists and turns of a cheesy soap opera. Next we're going to learn that @Zim is really Len's secret brother who Gloria left in South America and is here to claim the family wealth.

I've been on this forum through at least 2 iterations. I was secretly biding my time to take down my lazy good for nothing brother the whole time.

lol No. I've never met Shaner and I'm just as surprised as everyone that @Pocket_Sand! was Curt. Holy shit.

Hey @Zim, some people still aren't buying it so is there any other way to verify that this isn't just some giant . My head fucking hurts right now.

Well, I got a photo. I'm not sure what else to do. I'll let him explain it.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I am. Lenny crossed a fucking line this afternoon, and I thought an angry, far less eloquent profile would be just the tonic. It would've been too if not for those meddling kids

Ok.....Ok.....at least now things are starting to make sense....

 

[Superior Watermelon]

This thread has more plot twists and retcons than the fucking Terminator series.

 

[AdJack]

I want to get off of Mr. Shaners wild ride

 

[Zim]

This thread has more plot twists and retcons than the fucking Terminator series.

The difference between Leonard Shaner and Curt is that Curt had me fooled the entire time. I even talked to him on FB. lol GG @Pocket_Sand! GG

 

[Frank Rizzo]

This thread has more plot twists and retcons than the fucking Terminator series.

I feel like I'm in the movie Memento

A foamer version of Memento...