🐮 Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm just popping in to register my amusement that there is any university offering a PhD in swing sets and climbing walls. As if gender studies wasn't stupid enough. FFS.

There's a PhD in safenology so why not?

Edit: It does exist

The Department of Parks, Recreation, & Tourism | College of Health

health.utah.edu

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

She wrote an entire book on how to play outside, but I'm pretty sure she hasn't gone outside for more than doctor's visits and grocery runs since her third kid.

That book could have been toilet paper. Better use of the tree.

 

[Toasty]

There's a PhD in safenology so why not?

Edit: It does exist

The Department of Parks, Recreation, & Tourism | College of Health

health.utah.edu

What do I know? My next project is to go back for an English degree so I can get paid to be my grammar nazi self.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

@TamarYaelBatYah so what are your thoughts on your chances to convince the judge to not grant the motion to dismiss?

 

[Toasty]

@TamarYaelBatYah do you think that your statements about the permanence and success of you being awarded a default judgment against null may have been mistaken or premature?

 

[Canned Bread]

@TamarYaelBatYah so what are your thoughts on your chances to convince the judge to not grant the motion to dismiss?

On the topic of things that don't exist, @TamarYaelBatYah do you like unicorns?

 

[Baby Yoda]

Once, a long time ago someone very close to me described a girl we both mutually liked's asshole as a "fountain of youth". He would get drunk and talk about feasting from this fountain.

@TamarYaelBatYah Would you describe eating your asshole as a majestic fountain of youth as well? Ive noticed in porn, a lot of women talk about winking their asshole for the camera. Does this tie in with your thoughts on the subject?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I've abandoned my plans to go back to law school and instead I would like to pursue a PhD in Outdoor Recreation. I would like to be a professor at a University, write philosophical papers about Outdoor Recreation, and publish books about Outdoor Recreation.

LOL, "I want to be a Doctor of Going Outside! Please ignore my complete lack of academic work or practical work history in the field."

Really looking forward to hearing your deep academic dissertation. I have a great idea, just start mailing your Going Outside pamphlet to colleges and universities. I'm sure one of them will be so impressed that they'll give you a doctorate, probably a pony, too. And think of the tuition you'll save!

 

[Toasty]

I'm curious about her chances of getting accepted to any university offering such a degree with her academic history. If I recall correctly it took her well over a decade to get the wall decoration she already has, and she sued the college she got it from. Because of course she did.

 

[White Baby]

Also.. if @TamarYaelBatYah's crackhead theory about sperm being absorbed into the vaginal walls was true (which it isn't, science has proven it isn't, we'd all be dead of septicemia) then the fucking liver would have scrubbed it out within a month or so. Within 7 to 10 years you're literally an entirely new person because of how efficient the human body is at regenerating itself; any stray DNA floating around would be gone.

And there's no conclusive evidence that makeup or lotion cause skin cancer. You know what does cause skin cancer? Being outside in the sun with no sunscreen.

 

[Welcome to the Show]

So, by European and Asian standards, I may be considered "fat". In my experience, Asian and European people tend to prefer to be on the scrawny side. I would say the same is true of American (USA) women in large metropolitan cities.

Southern white women, southern African American women, and Hispanic women tend to take more pride in being curvey, voluptuous, and thicker. Same with female boxing athletes and gymnasts who have large bulkier large muscle groups.

I don't think I'm fat, I'm thick. I like my curves and strong muscular arms and thighs which allow me to accomplish all the manual labor I have to do as a SAHM. My muscular arms have also made women think twice before swinging at me.

I'm also plump, which is good, because I breastfeed. You can't sustain ecological breastfeeding being skinny. Those extra 25 pounds that a woman should gain in pregnancy are for breastmilk. About 2 lbs for each month postpartum. At 12 months postpartum, all the extra weight is gone.

Thick women have no problem catching dick either. Don't you know?

"I'm 160 lbs and I can catch a dick whenever I want".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hkcNZiTgr6M
Nah, I have never ghosted a man like that lol


I don't fly in planes.

Virginia has a mutual combat law.

Read what you highlighted again.

"If true..."

And

"There is no evidence..."

I'll wait a minute for the light to turn on in your head

“I’m not fat. I’m thicc”

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

and she sued the college she got it from. Because of course she did.

No.
Really?
Why!?

This woman is on a Hell March to get the entire planet and a Hebrew god to hate her.

 

[The Lurkness Monster]

Science is not a matter of opinion. Reality exists regardless of what you'd like it to be.


Hilarious coming from a woman who ignores her own religious texts when they don't say what she wants, then pretends they do say what she wants no matter how ludicrous her alleged "exegesis" is compared to the plain text of her alleged holy book.


No he doesn't. You're the one who keeps wanting to ignore science because it doesn't prove what you want the world to be. Then you make up some shit you call your "religion" and claim what you made up somehow disproves science.


No peer reviewed scientific article you have posted ever said anything of the kind.


That's not how reality works. All substances are not permeable to all other substances. Everything about this paragraph is objectively, provably wrong.


That's not how reality works. Semen does not "infuse" into a woman's body, end up in her blood, or alter her own DNA in any way. Everything about this paragraph is objectively, provably wrong.


That's not how reality works. Semen does not "infuse" into a woman's body, end up in her blood, or alter her own DNA in any way. Everything about this paragraph is objectively, provably wrong.


This will never happen, because you are a crazy retard sucking on the government teat.


You are as much a scholar as I am Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom.


Null has not done anything to you that warrants any legal action against him. You have failed in every single lawsuit you've filed against him in the past. You will continue to fail in every present or future lawsuit against him. You are a crazy retard with no case.

I'm still waiting for you to cite that (100% imaginary) book that Hugh J. Schonfield (never) wrote that backs up your (100% wrong and outright delusional) theory that all the "real Jews" moved to Scotland.

Melinda, have you considered applications for educational grants and starting school with some online courses that you can do from home? I realize having small children takes up a lot of time, but you could possibly just take one course at a time. Also, sorry if I don't understand properly but, what has Null done that wronged you, and what do you think he should do to answer for it, and how do you think it could be fixed? Do you think this site has educational value? If it were totally your decision to make, would you shut this site down, or would you change it and what would you change?
I think that you enjoy some of the debates/ conversations on here, especially if they are about law or religion. I enjoyed finding out that you have read other threads and why they interest you.
If a person wants to have a debate with you, and they include documents/ studies/case law does the manner in which they approach you ( as in hostile, or genuine) effect whether you will read the information and actually consider their views?

 

[Viridian]

I'm curious about her chances of getting accepted to any university offering such a degree with her academic history. If I recall correctly it took her well over a decade to get the wall decoration she already has, and she sued the college she got it from. Because of course she did.

Really? I don't remember reading about that part of Cousinfucker's backstory before. What did she sue them over? Not giving the crayon scrawlings she submitted as homework straight As?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Melinda, have you considered applications for educational grants and starting school with some online courses that you can do from home? I realize having small children takes up a lot of time, but you could possibly just take one course at a time. Also, sorry if I don't understand properly but, what has Null done that wronged you, and what do you think he should do to answer for it, and how do you think it could be fixed? Do you think this site has educational value? If it were totally your decision to make, would you shut this site down, or would you change it and what would you change?
I think that you enjoy some of the debates/ conversations on here, especially if they are about law or religion. I enjoyed finding out that you have read other threads and why they interest you.
If a person wants to have a debate with you, and they include documents/ studies/case law does the manner in which they approach you ( as in hostile, or genuine) effect whether you will read the information and actually consider their views?

Instead of needling her with a psych evaluation, why don't you just sit and watch her as she spends easily at least eight hours a day doing stuff she says is hateful and wasteful while simultaneously going 'nuh uh, I'm not wrong, this passage that I read and interpreted completely differently from established bodies of scholars says I'm right'

Also didn't you read the sign? 'Don't humanize the cow'

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Really? I don't remember reading about that part of Cousinfucker's backstory before. What did she sue them over? Not giving the crayon scrawlings she submitted as homework straight As?

Didn't that I post that earlier last year? She sued two people there if I recall.

Also, Melinda's book was mentioned on Facebook in a group page on "Outdoor Families Magazine" Shocking to know that no one gave a shit. Near 20k likes and over 20k follows on the page too.

 

[Toasty]

No.
Really?
Why!?

Really? I don't remember reading about that part of Cousinfucker's backstory before. What did she sue them over? Not giving the crayon scrawlings she submitted as homework straight As?

I recall seeing it in a full list of all of her legislative adventures. Scott v George Mason university. I'm too lazy to look it up right now. I don't know what it was for, that wasn't included on the listing I saw. I assume it was because the instructors of her various classes wouldn't halt everything and let her pull a chair to the front of the room so she could make sure she was breastfeeding as publicly as possible. As soon as the current infant had satisfied it's demands, then class could resume.

 

[White Baby]

I recall seeing it in a full list of all of her legislative adventures. Scott v George Mason university. I'm too lazy to look it up right now. I don't know what it was for, that wasn't included on the listing I saw. I assume it was because the instructors of her various classes wouldn't halt everything and let her pull a chair to the front of the room so she could make sure she was breastfeeding as publicly as possible. As soon as the current infant had satisfied it's demands, then class could resume.

I tried looking for that, but instead I found this article from 2003...

After the 20 Miss Springfield contestants did the song-and-dance, the evening gown and the question-and-answer portion routines, the judges made their decision on the title of Miss Springfield 2003, which was awarded to Melinda Scott. Scott received $1,000 in scholarship money and the title; first runner-up, Jennifer Sledd, received $300 scholarship money; second runner-up, Sarah Buschong, who was also Miss Congeniality, received $200 and a trophy.

Melinda, 17, had plans for her platform as Miss Springfield over the next year. She was a senior at Lee High School and attended George Mason University in the fall. Her childhood included living with a foster family, so she wants to make a difference. Saturday, May 31 Scott waved at the crowd in the parade in central Springfield, which was the site of the Springfield Days carnival, art show and performances.

This has likely been posted before by someone else, but it just struck me as being particularly sad.

 

[Toasty]

I tried looking for that, but instead I found this article from 2003...


This has likely been posted before by someone else, but it just struck me as being particularly sad.

No shit. Young, waving in a little local parade and given opportunities to do what she dreams, and she turns out like the cow we know. She's literally been pregnant or nursing nonstop since. From parade waving promise to welfare sow. Awful.

 

[The Lurkness Monster]

Instead of needling her with a psych evaluation, why don't you just sit and watch her as she spends easily at least eight hours a day doing stuff she says is hateful and wasteful while simultaneously going 'nuh uh, I'm not wrong, this passage that I read and interpreted completely differently from established bodies of scholars says I'm right'

Also didn't you read the sign? 'Don't humanize the cow'

I am a bit tired of the endless circle of debates on the same old topics, religion, law, science, fucking... At this point when you start one of those discussions and throw up a bunch of documents, studies, etc. You already know what the answers are because you can't change her mind. People might not like my approach, or my questions, but I see that they do show interest in Melinda's answers.