DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Man I really love Divinity: Original Sin 2. Let's see who else is playing on Twitch™?"

*Click Click*

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3 hours in a stream and it's a fuckin' empty chair, on a tutorial level.

I know a streamer who put a pair of Googly eyes on his chair for when he goes to the bathroom. The chat eats it the fuck up, 0 DPS should do that.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Could you imagine if the second vest-streak was still going on but then ended because of this?

Phil would be vibrating so hard that he'd be able to power the entire state of Texas right now.

 

[Swallow Moon]

Now that he's actually playing the game, he can't even be bothered to go back for the rest of the tutorial.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Nah he'd deflect and deny say it was a no kahntest then like when he got banned and went to youtube to stream you'd have a couple of the wheelchairs throwing extra from their disability checks to him just to even things out.

And he could use this chance to reiterate that paypigs need to tip as early as possible.

"Please if you're gonna tip, please do it as early into the stream as possible, since StreamLabs is an unreliable piece of shit service. If you don't, it might be the end of the vest-streak! *Snoooort*"

 

[WASTED]

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Now that he's actually playing the game, he can't even be bothered to go back for the rest of the tutorial.

Who needs a tutorial when you have an army of retards in your stream chat handling the heavy lifting

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

This is a legitimate and sincere question: is there a worse gamer streamer than Phil?

I hate LowTierGod more, but which one is worse is a matter of opinion.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

isn't it against twitch TOS to leave your stream running with nothing going on?

Not if you bring in the simp bucks like Amouranth or a couple others. They'll literally have streams where they just sleep and it's apparently not against TOS as long as they don't put any game/just chatting category for that stream. It's a morahnic loophole that Amouranth found out and now others do it too. Twitch is a cesspool of greed and faggotry.

 

[Pargon]

I hate LowTierGod more, but which one is worse is a matter of opinion.

LTG is despicable but there's nothing in the world I hate more than a crybully, so Phil wins it for me.

That's tempered by the fact that Phil is so feast-or-famine with the milk he gives. Days like today make it so worthwhile, though.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Google Adsense payments just went out today so he should have plenty of money to spend tomorrow on his day off

 

[SojiroSakura]

Google Adsense payments just went out today so he should have plenty of money to spend tomorrow on his day off

Shhhh... dude! You're not supposed to tell people! He ONLY gets paid by tips, dood! Nothing else, for real, not lying, not hiding things!

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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Well, there you have it. Alottapeepul has spoken.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

 

[Crooked 16th]

Straight from streamlabs tos

Seems they might have locked his account because of all the fake tips last night

 

[tzgnilki]

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no tips btw

he got $9, and also told ppl to pay direct to his paypal, and noone did

instead of crying about it to streamlabs zendesk support, and crying on twitter, he could've filled out a job application form, or had stream elements set up by now

 

[wahkando]

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Straight from streamlabs tos

Seems they might have locked his account because of all the fake tips last night

This is 100% the reason

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Wyświetl załącznik 1942015
Straight from streamlabs tos

Seems they might have locked his account because of all the fake tips last night

Uh oh, did the gout lord actually hit too many chargebacks? Nah, pigroach luck dictates this will be back in action by tonight.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Wyświetl załącznik 1942015
Straight from streamlabs tos

Seems they might have locked his account because of all the fake tips last night

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think DSP is using StreamLabs as his payment processor. It just links to his PayPal and provides the OBS integration to show pop-ups.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Wyświetl załącznik 1942015
Straight from streamlabs tos

Seems they might have locked his account because of all the fake tips last night

Based, get BTFO'd by actual rules.

 

[Swirling weeb]

Wait is his streamlabs locked? Is there going to be another emergency video on YouTube can’t wait to use this