Stupid things you've heard at school

I had an insane ,old art teacher in highschool. She was racist and sexist, sometimes said creepy things to the students and often just raged at the class or talked way too damn much. There is a long long list of stupid shit my friends and I have heard her say, heres some of that stuff.

-"When you paint black people, you have to give the forehead a shine and add the white teeth because of all the calcium."

-"her butt doesn't look like that, she has a cute little, tight-..." (referring to drawing of a student)

-"how many people here like fried chicken?" (most of the class is black so they raise their hands and she lols.)

-"that's kind of small, why dont you make it a big, giant, pussy!-" (to a student sculpting a cat)

-"no! Men can't truly experience love" (to a male student who wanted to choose love as a topic)

-"DON'T BRING FOOD IN HERE! It attracts the mice and the monkeys"

-"JUST BECAUSE I'M BAD AT MATH DOESN'T MEAN I'M FUCKING STUPID!" (To two other teachers)

-*picks up an indian student's painting of a stream and mountians* "gasp, look! India!" Student says "no, it's just a painting of a stream"

-"you know how black fathers always leave" (than goes on to assume my father left because he's black, but he didn't leave and he isn't black)

-I heard this pissed off student say she said " black people shouldn't be complaining, they got a free trip to North America"

The list goes on. She would sometimes just talk for the whole class then yell at us the next day for not getting things done on time.
 
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The U.S. government created mosquito-sized drones to spy on us and take blood samples.
 
One time I was talking to the English teacher about a book I was reading and said I liked its "Detective Noir" themes, another student complained about how I was using big words (keep in mind this is fucking 11th grade English) and me and the teacher just kinda were dumbfounded and then the teacher said "It's four letters, man."
 
Reading back on the things kids lie about on video games, someone said to me if you start up Final Fantasy 7, start a new game, and let the clock get to 99:99:99 or whatever on the time played before you leave the station, that Sephiroth would walk up and say "I've been waiting for you" and join your party.
I was like 8, so I tried it :/
 
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My geology teacher once told me that he was teaching some middle schoolers about how fossils worked, and when he said that it was impossible for animals to get fossilized on lava, one of the middle-schoolers said "But a pokemon was fossilized in lava."
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That's double-barreled stupid, because not only are animals often fossilized in lava, but well, Pokemon.
 
When I was in fourth grade: That Beyblades could actually have monsters come out of them. And that Medabots were real.

Both of those coming from the same guy, while I'm at it. Never saw him again after that grade.
 
A teacher told me in all earnestness that America was the only country to practice Democracy. Ever.
 
Back when I was living in Mexico during the Swine Flu epedemic. I remember how some of my classmates claimed that swineflu was a virus engineered by the United States so they could kill off us Mexicans, weaken our military and give them a chance to invade us again in name of manifest destiny.

Here in the US, there was this kid who insisted that Toad from Mario was pronounced "Todd".
 
I knew this kid who thought that height was determined entirely by age. He couldn't handle the idea that my father was shorter than my brother.

The password to the administrator account on my high school's computer network was password.

I knew this asshole in high school who would brag about the stupidist shit like it was impressive. I remember one time he claimed to have gotten an impossibly high score in Yahtzee of all things. Yeah.
 
i was doing an internship at a middle school, and these kids were talking in the hallway. i heard someone say 'fuck' and i had to tell him off. the conversation went as follows:

"hey little jimmy, did you just drop the f-bomb?"
"no ma'am, we dropped the f-bomb on Japan to stop the Nazis."
 
The same teacher who told me that I couldn't believe in evolution since I was a Christian also told me that we haven't found planets in other star systems yet.
 
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A highschool teacher asked a student "what do you think about euthanasia? " and the kid said "I dunno, they're hot".
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There was a kid in my senior year english class (filled with the dumbest kids at my high school), who said "euthansia" like "youth in asia"...and I really thought he was going to discuss the trends over there, like what the youth was doing over there for his paper. Nah, just some unresearched bullshit, we didn't have wikipedia yet, so he probably just copied whatever his Encarta CD said.
 
I remember a kid citing an Onion article in a paper. Nowadays he's a recovering alcoholic/meth addict who is in and out of jail and has a different baby's momma every month or so.
 
Schools in Texas. Shall I say more?

Actually, yes, this state can be Hollywood Stupid at times. Especially the children.

-Freshman Year-

Meh. Some kid told me he could get high off of actual dog shit.

Someone else told me white semen is unhealthy. Whatever.

-Sophomore Year-

Girl: "Did you vote for Obama?
Me: "My vote wouldn't count."
Girl: "So you're a racist?"
Me: "...My vote would NOT count."

-Junior Year-

Girl: (to the teacher) "What kind of water are you drinking?"
Math Teacher: (holds up Ozarka)
Girl: "...The clear kind, right?"

-Senior Year-

Gracefully, the 'SWAG' jokes came in at full force during graduation.
 
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