Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Great, now I can't stop hearing her say "puddin'" in that dead, Downsy grandma voice.

 

[Meowzers]

Every day, she gets closer and closer to admitting to her ghost harem. I don't know if it's more ridiculous to hope she's moved on or to hope she has a public disastrophe in front of God and everybody.

i like how she comments on a joke tweet as if ghost fucking is a little-known but not unheard of subculture that people need to be educated on, when really weirdos like her are usually hiding in their own little internet communities because they're self aware enough to know normies think it's weird to fuck goblins and ghouls on the astral plane

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Every day, she gets closer and closer to admitting to her ghost harem. I don't know if it's more ridiculous to hope she's moved on or to hope she has a public disastrophe in front of God and everybody.

Oh come on, we all know it's gonna happen and I can't WAIT.

 

[Don Dyker]

she can't be back on the cripplepunk bullshit. she can't. shut up babe take the L

her takes on politics are always so boring bc she doesn't actually know anything at all and is just trying to sound edgy.

 

[Glittarded Tartlet]

Whoa whoa whoa. Yarbles claiming that demons HAVE to be horny?? Sounds like ace demon erasure to me...

 

[Meowzers]

Whoa whoa whoa. Yarbles claiming that demons HAVE to be horny?? Sounds like ace demon erasure to me...

you know, she always bitches about how those filthy ALLOSEXUALS immediately think of fucking and ergo are erasing her identity,

...but then she goes on to be a horny freak going on about how she's fucking demons and ghouls, when literally nobody asked for her opinion. she's a self proclaimed proud horny ace, she can't be serious when she gets upset when people talk about having sex.
i hope to god (sorry, satan) there's actually demons who could be considered ace in that demon dictionary that's called something i can never remember. certainly at least one supernatural entity wouldnt have a human concept of sexual intercourse? most of them aren't even humanoid, staph just likes to pretend they're sexy big tiddy big dick succubi

 

[Anne Hyroe]

staph just likes to pretend they're sexy big tiddy big dick smol birb succubi

FTFY

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

She loves when people talk about sex. She loves talking about it, it makes her feel grown up and mature.

But she loves to be a victim even more. Rules for thee, not for peepee.

 

[KifflomKween]

you know, she always bitches about how those filthy ALLOSEXUALS immediately think of fucking and ergo are erasing her identity,
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...but then she goes on to be a horny freak going on about how she's fucking demons and ghouls, when literally nobody asked for her opinion. she's a self proclaimed proud horny ace, she can't be serious when she gets upset when people talk about having sex.
i hope to god (sorry, satan) there's actually demons who could be considered ace in that demon dictionary that's called something i can never remember. certainly at least one supernatural entity wouldnt have a human concept of sexual intercourse? most of them aren't even humanoid, staph just likes to pretend they're sexy big tiddy big dick succubi

That sort of double think is common among "asexuals". They don't consider their fetishistic nonsense to be sexual. Either because they are only giving pleasure to the other person/entity (possibly her case?) and/or because it's all imaginary (ficto/aegosexuals), like people who have imaginary lovers. Like ghosts and demons.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I am extremely sleep deprived so everyone in those screencaps read like buzzword-spouting idiots, but Staph especially. She really spends way too much time online.

But I think my favorite one is her casually dropping that she ~turned down a proposal~ Gyro. Bless your heart, that's really what you think happened.

Then again, apparently Josie got engaged two days after breaking up with her, so Josie might be some kind of golddigger/housing leech.

 

[Chromeo]

Wondered if she was up to anything since the thread went quiet for a few days. I actually checked her twitter for myself, and you guys are right, it's an absolute mire of retweets. But in between the 500 other things, she posted a few things of note:

Spoiler: Hoping for the Christian apocalypse

Spoiler: Being petty

Spoiler: Dismissing the Mars landing

What's funny is after this she then retweeted a bunch of stuff about the Mars landing, so...???

Spoiler: Shilling her terrible patches

Gonna be honest I thought this last one said "Fucktoy of Satan."

Spoiler: Getting clocked because she puts in 0 effort to look "nonbinary"

Spoiler: A thread claiming 4 guys desperately wanted her in high school

Spoiler: Trying to start drama

And this one is just a retweet but it's one that I hated so now everybody else has to look at it too.

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[A Detachable Penis]

When she lists the absolute rejects who wanted to feck her, all I could think was -

- sounds about right. Only losers wanna screw the downy kid.

 

[cestnul]

How does she not realise that those guys were most likely playing a prank on her?

Telling the weird, ugly kid that you or your friend are attracted to them is a standard high school stunt for dumbass teenagers.

 

[denpakei]

Staph posted some new artwork in a thread about her most recent ~*Intersex Advocacy*~ adventure.

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Full thread:

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Btw, what the hell are that first person's pronouns? Herm/Herms? Very progressive.

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[Ellesse_warrior]

Staph posted some new artwork in a thread about her most recent ~*Intersex Advocacy*~ adventure.

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Full thread:

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Btw, what the hell are that first person's pronouns? Herm/Herms? Very progressive.

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Looks like a potato in a pool of melted butter

 

[Azafran90]

That is one gross-ass painting, and not just because of the subject.
Why won't anybody tell female "artists" that them plastering vaginas everywhere is just the same as guys drawing dicks on bathroom walls?
It doesn't matter if they hang it on a museum wall, it sucks.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Looks like a potato in a pool of melted butter

I was thinking about a rotten chunk of meat wrapped in a piss-soaked towel, but a rose by any other name would still be as 'tarded.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I was thinking about a rotten chunk of meat wrapped in a piss-soaked towel, but a rose by any other name would still be as 'tarded.

I saw a piece of rotten bologna between two slices of yellow American imitation dairy product.

Thanks for that completely necessary rundown on the genitals of a bunch of fucking weirdoes, Staph. And "herb" on its own is a completely idiotic pronoun, but I guess "S/He" doesn't sound distinct enough and therefore isn't that special.

 

[JaneThough]

Why is she tweeting stories that had only been given permission to be told at a private function?

 

[Azafran90]

Why is she tweeting stories that had only been given permission to be told at a private function?

Because she's Staph-record-veterans-for-youtube-Ciafrigilla, damnit!