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This segment man

To paraphrase

''Khet works in a dangerous place, so Khet cant work more. Please give me your money you had to go to work for because my life is tough and I need help''
 
I know we're not supposed to let him get to us but I truly loathe Phillip. If there's any sort of just greater power out there he needs to suffer some actual hardship before he dies comfortably in his bed across the room from Khats.

EDIT: My wife also works in a grocery store, it's even from the same family of stores, and she fights for extra hours whenever they're available because that's what people do when they're fucking low on money.
 
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Jesus Christ, did you guys hear what I just heard? The way his voice completely changed when he was talking about Kat helping him out and being the love of his life etc. I could almost hear the smallest violin being played. Phil's mannerisms are so bizarre, he truly doesn't know how to act like a human.

Kudos to the guy who triggered the pig.
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Sounds like some trouble behind-the-scEEEnes. He is really moody. Was this all because he only got 31 dollars in tips last night? He's being an overdramatic bitch.

What WWE Champions wrestler does he really want?
 
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I know we're not supposed to let him get to us but I truly loathe Phillip. If there's any sort of just greater power out there he needs to suffer some actual hardship before he dies comfortably in his bed across the room from Khats.

EDIT: My wife also works in a grocery store, it's even from the same family of stores, and she fights for extra hours whenever they're available because that's what people do when they're fucking low on money.
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I dont know your wife, but she sounds like a true saint, compared to that bitch Khet! Just sayin

Hi Phil
 
I'm 100 percent sure the 31 dollar tip night is what set him over the edge, thats probably the lowest it's been in awhile.
 
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Oh Phil when you read this tomorrow please consider that these two sentences came out of your snout in the space of two minutes

''I need your money for groceries''

''I ate the enitre pizza myself, it was delicious''
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I guess it would be considered cruel to give a horse pizza?
 
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I dont know your wife, but she sounds like a true saint, compared to that bitch Khet! Just sayin

Hi Phil
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He's become an in-joke in our apartment. The fact that I can be in another room and yell "nothing I could do!" and she'll call back "I was blaaaaahcking" makes her pretty incredible to me, though, haha. Also she could totally take Khet in a fight. Probably Phil too because he's such a soft boy.

EDIT: How likely is it that DSP finds ANOTHER unwitting idiot to replace Khet if she leaves? I'm still amazed he managed two relationships with his reputation and personality.
 
He chastises LyciferSoul for talking about poop and then gets baited by SnowKarl to go off about bowel movements in the very next cheer. I'm getting whiplash from the complete 180 in the span of a second.
 
He's laughing it up again already. Probably received a big tip or an email from a whale promising one.

-EDIT- There we go. Long-time whale ThePastryarchy with a $100 tip.
 
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He's become an in-joke in our apartment. The fact that I can be in another room and yell "nothing I could do!" and she'll call back "I was blaaaaahcking" makes her pretty incredible to me, though, haha. Also she could totally take Khet in a fight. Probably Phil too because he's such a soft boy.

EDIT: How likely is it that DSP finds ANOTHER unwitting idiot to replace Khet if she leaves? I'm still amazed he managed two relationships with his reputation and personality.
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Jasper beat Phil up today

Just saying
 
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