🐮 Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Lacquer Head]

I only weigh 207 lbs I see people way heavier than me.

 

[Adamska]

Bullshit, you fat fuck. Unless you're as tall as one of the fucking munchkins from Wizard of Oz you're at least 250. Probably more.

It's possible considering how lazy he is. Fat is far less dense than muscle, so you can have a good deal more of it. That and the booze would explain this.

But really, I just love how Len is slowly making it more and more likely that any light sentence he'd get is gonna get progressively worse. It just adds to the almost Shakespearean drama of watching a person's flaws destroy themselves.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

I'm glad you're going to show to the court how your still photograph proves to the court that the train was moving at a certain speed. Maybe you'll draw onto those photos some of those lines you see in comics to indicate something is going particularly fast to get your point across.

The flags are flying at full staff. I have motion blur, and a puff of smoke for when bob is giving it more throttle to go up grade. I'm standing up on a hill side, the passengers are looking upwards and waving as they go by me. As it is said a picture is worth a 1000 words. Check Mate.

 

[Rin]

As it is said a picture is worth a 1000 words.

Yes, but all of your words are "I'm a fat retard" about 200 times.

 

[WireSponge]

I just realized but he DOES looks like dough boy:

Spoiler: Big gif, sorry.

When Shaner loses his feet because of diabeetus, he'll totally be a dough boy, heck, even the hats are already similar.

Please do not disrespect the Pillsbury Dough Boy like that. PDB is an American hero and comparing him to Shaner is horribly offensive.

 

[Lacquer Head]

and a puff of smoke for when bob is giving it more throttle to go up grade

here we go with the homoerotic subtext again

 

[TM Ambrose]

https://www.facebook.com/Michaelsmartin26?fref=ts

don't care enough to click. sorry. don't' care

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Please tell me you plan on testifying at your trial. A good prosecutor will end up having you found guilty on charges of perjury.

How so?

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

How so?

You say something verifiably false under the oath of law, the prosecution catches it and adds that one as another sentence to be tried and carried out.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

How so?

A really good lawyer, combined with a dumb shit like you?

All he'd need to do is trip you up on *one* question and call you out on it, and you'd be reduced to a jibbering, contradictory mess...

 

[Zvantastika]

The flags are flying at full staff. I have motion blur, and a puff of smoke for when bob is giving it more throttle to go up grade. I'm standing up on a hill side, the passengers are looking upwards and waving as they go by me. As it is said a picture is worth a 1000 words. Check Mate.

You're so screwed at the court. It's hilarious to think you'll be saying all this as the judge face palm really hard and some people chuckle and there' even a whisper: "Is he serious?".

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

A really good lawyer, combined with a dumb shit like you?

All he'd need to do is trip you up on *one* question and call you out on it, and you'd be reduced to a jibbering, contradictory mess...

Thanks for the advice.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Thanks for the advice.

I could give all the advise in the world, not like it'll help you.

Call me crazy, but I kinda forsee whatever lawyer is up against you tearing you apart on the stand as soon as you trip up on whatever BS stories you concoct in your mind that day.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Len, as some friendly advice, remember that the judge is bought out by Colebrookedale. When you suspect that s/he's siding against you due to this, make sure to call them out on it.

 

[Rin]

Thanks for the advice.

Unfortunately, Len, you have offended the Bitchy Anime Girls Coalition, staunch allies of the Colebrook Railway Conspiracy and Kiwi Farms. As a longtime member, I've managed to get Franziska von Karma, our best prosecutor, on your case.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Unfortunately, Len, you have offended the Bitchy Anime Girls Coalition, staunch allies of the Colebrook Railway Conspiracy and Kiwi Farms. As a longtime member, I've managed to get Franziska von Karma, our best prosecutor, on your case.

Unfortunately for Len, he lacks an eccentric teenage girl assistant to help him track down evidence and Announce the Truth in court, so he stands no chance.

Maybe Len was trying to get such an assistant, and that's the true story of him harassing pizza girl?

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

You're so screwed at the court. It's hilarious to think you'll be saying all this as the judge face palm really hard and some people chuckle and there' even a whisper: "Is he serious?".

Well it's better than the video they took from a moving train.
Here is a close up view of Preston taking video with Nate's phone . This is the only photo you'll see.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Well it's better than the video they took from a moving train.
Here is a close up view of Preston taking video with Nate's phone . This is the only photo you'll see.

Len, dear, I'm having a hard time seeing how this proves the train is moving at a certain speed.

I'm also fighting back the urge to make a Len court case using the Ace Attorney case maker now. Thanks, @Nara.

 

[cumrobbery]

Well it's better than the video they took from a moving train.
Here is a close up view of Preston taking video with Nate's phone . This is the only photo you'll see.

That could literally be anything

 

[WireSponge]

Well it's better than the video they took from a moving train.
Here is a close up view of Preston taking video with Nate's phone . This is the only photo you'll see.

Wow, that's some great photography if you took that picture while they were on a moving train. It's almost like that picture is completely and obviously fake.