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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

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Should put "council of leftists is real" as a deep quinton conspiracy.
Didn’t he later complain in his discord server about that? How it was meant to be more of a lighthearted joke, yet actual leftists took it as some kind of personal attack or callout against them? If so, perhaps it wasn’t even a conspiracy to begin with!
 
Random meme theories that didn't make the cut:
> Liu the Kitty was working for Quinton.
> Liu and Deviant Crow are the same person.
> LS Mark reconciled with Q under threats of suicide.
> Q doesn't like Calvin and Hobbes.
> Q used to be a JonTron fan.
> Q and MrTardis are the same guy.
> Q is a time traveller.
> Q is a lolicon in denial.
> Hoovers are Tharils.
> Jay Exci will become Q's first gf.
> Internet Historian wasn't recording his audio because he was the one playing with LEGOS.
> Sarah Z used Quinton for clout.
> Big Joel is the link between humans and weasels.
 
Random meme theories that didn't make the cut:
> Liu the Kitty was working for Quinton.
> Liu and Deviant Crow are the same person.
> LS Mark reconciled with Q under threats of suicide.
> Q doesn't like Calvin and Hobbes.
> Q used to be a JonTron fan.
> Q and MrTardis are the same guy.
> Q is a time traveller.
> Q is a lolicon in denial.
> Hoovers are Tharils.
> Jay Exci will become Q's first gf.
> Internet Historian wasn't recording his audio because he was the one playing with LEGOS.
> Sarah Z used Quinton for clout.
> Big Joel is the link between humans and weasels.

What’s the story between Quinton and LS Mark?
 
What’s the story between Quinton and LS Mark?
Self-explanatory. LS Mark felt bad for Q after his mental breakdown in mid December and decided to play nice to him until they collaborated for Sonic Knockoffs.
EDIT: Realised not everyone remembers Mark made two videos on Quinton's drama.

On real news, besides iCarly sperging, Q has decided to become a Buzzfeed historian.
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https://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1356651071477739521

More school powerleveling:
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And our reviewer boy is going places as a media guy of the upper crust sets his eyes on him:
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http://twitter.com/Q_Review/status/1356699492901412864
 
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It is just a theory. A common joke at Q's expense is that he became a commie for thirst and this theory aims at explaining his change of character for clout purposes.
Q has claimed that he is personal with Erik (Internet Comment Etiquette) and Hbomberguy, so it would make sense that he decided to go full commie because his literal senpais were.
A side theory is that Q decided he wanted to change sides because he though liking TLJ was a political statement.


> Ssssexdoll
Q bought a sexdoll "to mock a bad sponsor" or rather, crowdfunded one. He made a video with it a whole month after it arrived.
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> Q's sexuality
Q once tweeted explaining his sexuality and it came during a period dubbed "the kinky arc" for the amount of explicit weird shit he did (a month after he started with the ssssexdoll).
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He does it every so often. At this point we are sure he will settle for anyone that comes to him.

> Mouthfeel enthusiast.
This is more of a rumour but pretty straightforward. Q is believed to be a chaser.
"Guys I claim to want to fuck men, that makes me quirky and special right? I'm such an uwu softboi because i'm publicly open to taking it up the ass from other men! I'm such a bottom teehee"

I've had the displeasure of knowing people like this except everyone was a teenager. You'd think being obnoxious about being bisexual would end at high school, but no, Twitter allows grown adults to also never shut the fuck up about the fact that they like both cock and vageen.
 
> Q doesn't like Calvin and Hobbes.
This really should tell you everything you need to know about the guy.
I cannot get over the fact that this guy is only 24, 24.
Dude looks easily early 40's already. Guess that is what a perpetual existence of being bitter, awkward and resentful all the time does huh.
I find Q's apparent age absolutely fascinating. In the face he looks like a guy who should have a mortgage and two kids in high school.

But his body is the flabby underdefined body of a fat 10-year old with hirsuitism. No muscle mass at all. Just flab and gangly limbs, but not the protruding running tubby fat of a grown man. It's like he hit puberty and all the growth hormones stayed in his head and face.
 
This really should tell you everything you need to know about the guy.

I find Q's apparent age absolutely fascinating. In the face he looks like a guy who should have a mortgage and two kids in high school.

But his body is the flabby underdefined body of a fat 10-year old with hirsuitism. No muscle mass at all. Just flab and gangly limbs, but not the protruding running tubby fat of a grown man. It's like he hit puberty and all the growth hormones stayed in his head and face.
He looks like someone in his thirties that stopped aging
 
> Q doesn't like Calvin and Hobbes.
I can definitely believe this, Bill Watterson hates and criticizes consumerism and refuses to sell his characters' likeness, which is why you don't see C&H on a T-shirt or mug.

Quinton can't enjoy C&H because he can't spend hundreds of dollars on merchandise (also because C&H is genuinely good, and Q's lefty humor doesn't allow him to enjoy something unless it's ironic).
 
I was only able to bear watching this shit through Deadwing Dork's stream on it, but I returned to watch the "Leftist council" section of the video.
Quinton pokes at the possibility of himself facing that "#____isoverparty" shit Twitter lefties always have trending whenever they dig up someone's forum posts from 20 years ago to smear them with.

It's painful even watching. Quinton, you know that this bitchy, petty twitter commie/sosh/hyper leftie SJW-type culture is toxic as fuck, yet you still engage in it.

He's aware that these people constantly gang up and eat anyone deemed not up to their standards of perfection, yet his stupid fucking ass keeps on trying to stick his head in that toxic hive of hornets, every time. Maybe the Lindsay Ellis shit'll give him the hint to stop, but I doubt it.

Also, holy SHIT, that tranny in the middle, I'll remember to not eat next time I watch one of these things.
Wait, no, Bob, stop! If two clones touch each other and coexist in the same space, the galaxy implodes!
 
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