❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[scathefire]

I don't think she's truly bi. I don't think a lot of people are. I think a lot of "bi" women can't tell the difference between "I find women physically attractive" and "I find a relationship with women romantically and sexually fulfilling." Too many straight women who always date and marry men are claiming to be bi because of this. Women tend to be physically pleasing to the eye, it doesn't mean you want to fuck them or be with them for life.

I understand why a lot of lesbians (and others) think of bisexual people as a joke. Because of people in the above category

Holy shit, you nailed it. To me at least, what matters the most is what you're actually doing regarding your sexuality as opposed to just saying "I am X" or "I feel like X". Yeah, that's nice and all, but how is it actually affecting your life? Are you going out and pursuing these relationships? Do you even have the actual desire to?

 

[Full Race Replay]

I don't think she's truly bi; I don't think a lot of people are. I think a lot of "bi" women can't tell the difference between "I find women physically attractive" and "I find a relationship with women romantically and sexually fulfilling." Too many straight women who always date and marry men are claiming to be bi because of this. Women tend to be physically pleasing to the eye, it doesn't mean you want to fuck them or be with them for life.

I understand why a lot of lesbians (and others) think of bisexual people as a joke. Because of people in the above category.

Shoe is so mentally mild that she definitely fits the above category. She likes to do whatever is trendy with the libs while trying to be edgy in a "progressive" way. God it must be so tiring being such a pickme. Most women seem to grow out of that by her age. Her relationship with that ugly, chubby, fake-dom dork brought back so many middle school and high school flashbacks around girls not understanding what a loser they are dating, letting themselves be taken advantage of and treated like shit, and she's like what, 30? It's weird seeing people who never grow out of phases they are supposed to.

Holy shit, you nailed it. To me at least, what matters the most is what you're actually doing regarding your sexuality as opposed to just saying "I am X" or "I feel like X". Yeah, that's nice and all, but how is it actually affecting your life? Are you going out and pursuing these relationships? Do you even have the actual desire to?

You're both right. I think that "being bi" is one of the easiest lowest-effort ways to fit in to the lgbt community. You don't have to start taking hormones or get surgery, you don't even have to stop dating people of the opposite gender, you just say it and you can be part of the community, instead of being an "ally". I think shoe is doing that to try to appeal to other liberals/breadtubers.

 

[High Tea]

I always thought when she said she was bi it was more about trying to give a reason why she was comfortable with Greg sleeping with other girls as well as making it seem she would be attracted to people she was hanging around with Jaclyn, Blaire, Lauren, etc. Try to turn on simps thinking Lauren and Shoe might go at it.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

Last few frames of the video are brutal

Are these "I look like I haven't slept for 3 days" eye bags a Med trait or something?
There was a Greek-Jewish(?) attention whore who used to post on a bunch of imageboards who had the same look of perpetual sleep deprivation.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Are these "I look like I haven't slept for 3 days" eye bags a Med trait or something?
There was a Greek-Jewish(?) attention whore who used to post on a bunch of imageboards who had the same look of perpetual sleep deprivation.

All that pineapple on pizza keeps them awake at night.

(that's Marzia, btw).

 

[thejackal]

It's not surprising but I was legit sorta surprised how...chunky she is. I guess a glorified NEET that hardly ever goes outside and gets activity will have those features but damn she is the definition of "skinny fat". Zero shape to her really.

 

[Badboll]

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All that pineapple on pizza keeps them awake at night.

(that's Marzia, btw).

I'm guessing it's just a result of pewds screaming too much at night making his videos so she can't sleep lmao.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Okay so since the bi discussion has persisted, I'll throw in my own two cents.

There's a definition on urban dictionary that fits June to a T, it's called "heteroflexible".

The definition is "I'm straight, but shit happens".

I'm guessing that June has had exactly one drunken encounter with one of her guido friends that involved a bit of heated kissing or something and because of that confusion she's always hesitant to say she's straight.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Are these "I look like I haven't slept for 3 days" eye bags a Med trait or something?

It's pretty common for anyone who has olive/brown skin, our skin darkens quickly and easily.

 

[Based Papa John]

I don't think she's truly bi; I don't think a lot of people are. I think a lot of "bi" women can't tell the difference between "I find women physically attractive" and "I find a relationship with women romantically and sexually fulfilling." Too many straight women who always date and marry men are claiming to be bi because of this. Women tend to be physically pleasing to the eye, it doesn't mean you want to fuck them or be with them for life.

I understand why a lot of lesbians (and others) think of bisexual people as a joke. Because of people in the above category.

I'm not sure if I really buy the whole "all women are bi" narrative, given how I've seen women treat other women.

I don't remember where I heard the quote, but there's a saying to the effect of "Men and women are alike in that neither trust women." Women tend to flock together, be it at the mall, school, or the bathroom, in order to not be isolated or talked about by their peers. It's a principle of "hold you friends close, and your enemies closer." If you buy into evolutionary psychology, it may be a defense mechanism to keep from being isolated from the group, and thus be vulnerable to outside threats. There is no "sisterhood" per se among peers: only enlightened self-interest.

As you've mentioned, the feminine form is naturally eye-catching. Some women feel aroused by looking at their own bodies. But that's a whole different ballgame than wanting to be in a committed relationship. Another joke about Lesbians is that they tend to bring with them a U-Haul just to carry the emotional baggage they tend to lug around with them.

Yet, June seems to have a difficult time developing friendships with anyone, much less be in a committed sexual relationship.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I'm not sure if I really buy the whole "all women are bi" narrative, given how I've seen women treat other women.

I don't remember where I heard the quote, but there's a saying to the effect of "Men and women are alike in that neither trust women." Women tend to flock together, be it at the mall, school, or the bathroom, in order to not be isolated or talked about by their peers. It's a principle of "hold you friends close, and your enemies closer." If you buy into evolutionary psychology, it may be a defense mechanism to keep from being isolated from the group, and thus be vulnerable to outside threats. There is no "sisterhood" per se among peers: only enlightened self-interest.

As you've mentioned, the feminine form is naturally eye-catching. Some women feel aroused by looking at their own bodies. But that's a whole different ballgame than wanting to be in a committed relationship. Another joke about Lesbians is that they tend to bring with them a U-Haul just to carry the emotional baggage they tend to lug around with them.

Yet, June seems to have a difficult time developing friendships with anyone, much less be in a committed sexual relationship.

I think the joke about lesbians and U-hauls is based on how quickly women are ready to move in together.

 

[Qliphoth]

Are these "I look like I haven't slept for 3 days" eye bags a Med trait or something?
There was a Greek-Jewish(?) attention whore who used to post on a bunch of imageboards who had the same look of perpetual sleep deprivation.

That should be Agatha.

 

[Johnny Jostar Sinzs]

We've seen Momokun, Chris, Gunt and several other lolcows have their nudes or sextapes leaked and surprise, they look fucking hideous and unattractive underneath the clothes. But by comparison, Shoe's are pretty tame and not that bad looking, like this could have been a lot worse when you think about how the average leak for a lolcow goes.

Chris who?

 

[madethistocomment]

It's pretty common for anyone who has olive/brown skin, our skin darkens quickly and easily.

From personal observation, it also seems to be pretty common for even those that are pale but have yellow undertones to their skin.

 

[Druveer]

Chris who?

Chan

I would imagine.

 

[Letora]

I don't remember where I heard the quote, but there's a saying to the effect of "Men and women are alike in that neither trust women." Women tend to flock together, be it at the mall, school, or the bathroom, in order to not be isolated or talked about by their peers. It's a principle of "hold you friends close, and your enemies closer." If you buy into evolutionary psychology, it may be a defense mechanism to keep from being isolated from the group, and thus be vulnerable to outside threats. There is no "sisterhood" per se among peers: only enlightened self-interest.

Sounds about right. I value and love women but I'm also terrified of their ability to screw with people if they really have a drive to do so. There's a talent for scheming there.

As you've mentioned, the feminine form is naturally eye-catching. Some women feel aroused by looking at their own bodies. But that's a whole different ballgame than wanting to be in a committed relationship.

I don't believe this, and I'd need to see an unbiased study. This sounds 100% like tranny propaganda from autogynephilic men online who fetishize the idea of being a woman and wear a skirt and stockings while masturbating.

From what I've seen in my life, most actual women™ are either neutral towards their bodies, or self-conscious of their bodies and embarrassed/ashamed of certain features because of the prevalence of photoshop and BS ideas of what is normal thanks to the internet and prolific pornography.

Yet, June seems to have a difficult time developing friendships with anyone, much less be in a committed sexual relationship.

June is a self-hating middle school girl in a 30 year old's body. I'm not surprised she avoids women, because most self-hating women do that. They worship at the altar of the penis and humiliate and debase themselves for the approval of pathetic losers like her ex, who masturbate to trannies and ask for threesomes, and then leave her used in the end. She's honestly a really sad person. Her political views are incredibly representative of self-hatred. I'm genuinely curious what her relationship with her parents was like, to have turned out someone so desperate for attention from men, and shitting on women constantly, like June. There has to be some dysfunction there; either problems with her dad (absent/abusive) or problems with her mom (absent/abusive), or both.

 

[KateHikes14]

Sounds about right. I value and love women but I'm also terrified of their ability to screw with people if they really have a drive to do so. There's a talent for scheming there.


I don't believe this, and I'd need to see an unbiased study. This sounds 100% like tranny propaganda from autogynephilic men online who fetishize the idea of being a woman and wear a skirt and stockings while masturbating.

From what I've seen in my life, most actual women™ are either neutral towards their bodies, or self-conscious of their bodies and embarrassed/ashamed of certain features because of the prevalence of photoshop and BS ideas of what is normal thanks to the internet and prolific pornography.


June is a self-hating middle school girl in a 30 year old's body. I'm not surprised she avoids women, because most self-hating women do that. They worship at the altar of the penis and humiliate and debase themselves for the approval of pathetic losers like her ex, who masturbate to trannies and ask for threesomes, and then leave her used in the end. She's honestly a really sad person. Her political views are incredibly representative of self-hatred. I'm genuinely curious what her relationship with her parents is like, to have turned out someone so desperate for attention from men and shitting on women constantly like June. There has to be some dysfunction there, either problems with her dad (absent/abusive) or problems with her mom (absent/abusive), or both.

That's wild, in the time you took to use this thread as your amateur psychologist blog you could have went back a couple pages to see her parents are relatively good as far as anyone can tell.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

June is a self-hating middle school girl in a 30 year old's body. I'm not surprised she avoids women, because most self-hating women do that. They worship at the altar of the penis and humiliate and debase themselves for the approval of pathetic losers like her ex, who masturbate to trannies and ask for threesomes

After all we've seen and known, I honestly think that Greg was doing that in purpose because he didn't have the guts to break up with Shoe directly, like "let's see how much this dumb bitch can take".

Turns out, a lot.

The relationship with her parents is good, actually. It was already mentioned a few pages before that they were part of her live in a positive way. They didn't abuse her, but all the opposite: they spoiled her too much and gave her little discipline. Typical "I'm more of a friend than a parent!" type of parenting. Also, considering her sister seems to be doing fine, it's also a case of Shoe just being herself and she was born an attention whore whose parents didn't stop from the start.

 

[trashbat]

Her political views are incredibly representative of self-hatred. I'm genuinely curious what her relationship with her parents was like, to have turned out someone so desperate for attention from men, and shitting on women constantly, like June. There has to be some dysfunction there; either problems with her dad (absent/abusive) or problems with her mom (absent/abusive), or both.

pretty sure the approval-seeking is plain old insecurity from growing up bald as well as odd-looking

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Looks like I'm back for my season 2 of laughing at shoe0nhead

holy fuck lmao