❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

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And in the end nothing of value was lost. Rather tame n00dz, cute butt, 7/10 would smash. But back to the point.

Shoe's past her prime in terms of relevance. The only interesting thing was a couple years ago when she and Greg were set to speak at some convention and somebody called in a bomb threat. Besides if it wasn't for Greg would anybody really know who this woman was?
 
All the simps in the world won't fix Junes obvious antipathetic view on herself. As St. Patrice O'Neal once preached "When a woman hits the wall, she gets desperate" and it could not be more applicable now. Chantel, Aydin Paladin and many other female lolcows before June all go through very similar situations when the biological clock starts tickin'.
 
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E-thots don't date their fans.
June wants a guy who can keep her on a tight leash.

That's just sad... I'm here just for LOLs
Good cuz her content fucking sucks and I only have tight leashes. DM me bitch, I won't pussy out like Greg. I'll treat you like the whore you are and put a baby in you no problem!
 
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You notice, by contrast, she just kind of ignored this thirsty fuck? No long drawn out convo. No acknowledgement at all.
I like to imagine that he knows exactly what kind of person she is and this is some sort of PUA thing. Because let’s be honest, June seems like she’s easy.

I’m sure that isn’t really the case and he’s just a regular simp, though.
 
She claims this dude was creepy enough... to the point she continued to have a conversation with him at 4 in the morning and to be his only non-bot follower until people slowly started finding out.
From my perspective, she's making up this guy or the convo between him and her she posted is fabricated and they acted this out after he tweeted that thread trying to cover his ass.
 
She don't want no scrub she wants you to holla at her in person. She needs a real man and not a beta living in their mamies house with a smart mouth.
 
Ya know, the first time shoe's nudes got leaked, it could easily be chalked up to "stupid mistake" that lots of people make.

These new sets coming long after the first leak though, I suspect it's at best an unconscious leaking of her lolcowdom that causes her to act in this way and continue to make the same stupid choices, and at worst it's a cynical attempt to remain somewhat trending after her regular political commentary has run its course. I'm leaning toward the one with roots in her own fucked up psychology because I think she's already got some kinks about being shamed and BDSM-lite stuff going on behind closed doors and she continues to put herself in stupid situations like long distance relationships with other e-celebs and nudes leaks and dating an obvious /b/tard.
 
And in the end nothing of value was lost. Rather tame n00dz, cute butt, 7/10 would smash. But back to the point.

Shoe's past her prime in terms of relevance. The only interesting thing was a couple years ago when she and Greg were set to speak at some convention and somebody called in a bomb threat. Besides if it wasn't for Greg would anybody really know who this woman was?
I’d say she peaked way harder than Greg. Her run was a lot shorter, but she was definitely doing better at her height.
 
All the simps in the world won't fix Junes obvious antipathetic view on herself. As St. Patrice O'Neal once preached "When a woman hits the wall, she gets desperate" and it could not be more applicable now. Chantel, Aydin Paladin and many other female lolcows before June all go through very similar situations when the biological clock starts tickin'.
How many years before she just settles down with the first simp that says yes?
 
How many years before she just settles down with the first simp that says yes?
I don't think it's going to be one of her simps, but definitely going to be a loser of a man if he thinks June has anything worth saying around for other than monetary purposes or sex (And we know Greg used her for the latter lmao). I would give June 2 years 5 at most, maybe she'll pull a Lindsey Ellis and become a wineo amidst her Love Quest.
 
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How many years before she just settles down with the first simp that says yes?
I don't think she'll ever settle down with a man for a long period, simp or otherwise. I think she wants to, but her neuroses probably make having a relationship with her very high maintenance. Greg kept his distance from her for a reason, even when she accepted the terms of "polyamory". Why? Because he knows living with her is a totally different ballgame. June is probably destined to be alone physically and her only companionship will be the internet.
 
I don't think she'll ever settle down with a man for a long period, simp or otherwise. I think she wants to, but her neuroses probably make having a relationship with her very high maintenance. Greg kept his distance from her for a reason, even when she accepted the terms of "polyamory". Why? Because he knows living with her is a totally different ballgame. June is probably destined to be alone physically and her only companionship will be the internet.
She'll try and settle down. Maybe she'll even actually get hitched but it will blow up for one reason or another and it'll be back to whatever audience she'll have left.
 
You've been reading too much anime porn. I've had about 15-20 sex partners in my relatively short life (sometimes we got freaky on the very first "date"), never once did the idea of asking for nudes cross my mind, lmao.

Asking for nudes sounds like something a nerd like Russell Greer who spends 8 hours a day IMing random thots on Instagram would do as a substitute for actually getting any.

(Back to the topic - as far as this shitty thread is concerned, this wasn't a boyfriend/guy she was dating IRL anyway - this was just some random dude on the internet using a fake pic who she felt the need to send nasties to for God knows whatever reason).
Im sure you had all the sexes and touched many boob. Your inability to grasp why nudes are asked for or sent tells me you had a lot of 1 star reviews from your many late night no light on escapades.

On subject, I could see this whole thing being Shoe creating the KingFisher account and faking all the chats to leak her nudes for attention and play the victim.
 
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