❄️ Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Shoe just posted these to "prove" he told people he was dating her while they weren't:

Is she trying to Moviebob him?

 

[Tackel]

When you are a sort of public figure and don't follow all the people who follow you, and you are one of only a few people who follow an account, it's pretty obvious you are a couple. Nice damage control. Funny how when these came out the other day they were just bants and now he's a creep making up a relationship.

Whats the endgame tho? Why try to hide that he is her BF?

 

[irishAzoth]

The full leak. I've added some qualified personal commentary. This is my review of a photography set.

Spoiler: The Body Set

Ta treść jest prywatna.

I believe these are the oldest images in the set. She has a very average body.

Spoiler: The First Exposure Set

Ta treść jest prywatna.

Unlike the first images these are just explicit wank material for whoever she's sending them to. Really cranks up the contrast to look younger.

Spoiler: The Spit On Me Set

Ta treść jest prywatna.

Trying to emulate more successful pornstars she starts doing that retarded face.

Spoiler: The 'It's Definitely June' Set

Ta treść jest prywatna.

Strip teases and full makeup. I can't imagine this is anyone else.

Spoiler: Full Blown Ho

Ta treść jest prywatna.

A ton of images that seem to be taken at the same time and show everything. Breaks the #1 thot rule of not showing your face while being a thot.

Spoiler: The Sex Appeal Set

Ta treść jest prywatna.

Several images trying to traditional lingerie to look normal.

Spoiler: The Femboy Set

Ta treść jest prywatna.

A weird choice to wear striped tranny knee high socks. The fact there's no genital shots makes me wonder if this is to try and pass off as a male in female clothing for fetish purposes. Considering the prior images, it feels like trying to look like a woman didn't work so she went with looking like a boy.

Spoiler: The Bathroom Set

Ta treść jest prywatna.

Without her signature eyeliner, you an see her age pretty well.

Spoiler: The Collar Fetish

Ta treść jest prywatna.

Several pictures of June with a snapchat filter applying a collar to her. She's looking away from the camera, as if embarrassed by what she's doing. You'd think these are the oldest of the set but they're the newest. She's mastered adding filters to make herself look younger.


Videos

Spoiler: Silicon

Ta treść jest prywatna.

She is showing off implants or something. Laughs at the end. Feel free to sperg out and analyze the voice.

Spoiler

Ta treść jest prywatna.

This is a great video because it's real motion, shows her body, and her face without makeup. This is who June actually is. If you're going to look at anything, look at this.

She's a 30-year-old e-girl and she looks just like every other 30-year-old woman without the makeup and filter magic.

Oh no June sweety....you're looking waay past your prime to be wearing collars
Go find yourself a man that loves Blood and Soil as much as he loves you. The grift is over, go back to the right and have ugly white babies but that womb to work before it becomes barren.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Oh no June sweety....you're looking waay past your prime to be wearing collars
Go find yourself a man that loves Blood and Soil as much as he loves you. The grift is over, go back to the right and have ugly white babies but that womb to work before it becomes barren.

Grifting never ends, it just changes who they pander to.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Whats the endgame tho? Why try to hide that he is her BF?

Because it was most likely a catfish. Rather than admit she got tricked she is trying to make it seem like nothing ever happened.

 

[creamatorium]

Here is her right before the filter snaps back on, there is a split second in the video without it and damn if she doesn’t look like Cindy Lou Who and the grinch’s kid

Spoiler: slightly NSFW

 

[Spatula]

Here is her right before the filter snaps back on, there is a split second in the video without it and damn if she doesn’t look like Cindy Lou Who and the grinch’s kid

The void under her eyes...

 

[Tackel]

Because it was most likely a catfish. Rather than admit she got tricked she is trying to make it seem like nothing ever happened.

Imagine having an army of thirsty commies and you fall for a Craiglist-ad-tier ploy in your own server.
I can't blame her too much though. That catfish must've looked really appetizing to a doormat like her, especially when all her DMs are from people who look like this.

 

[niqlo]

Here is her right before the filter snaps back on, there is a split second in the video without it and damn if she doesn’t look like Cindy Lou Who and the grinch’s kid

Why she attracts so many simps I don't understand, you can go on any porn site and find people objectively much more attractive than she is.

 

[Looney Troons]

I don’t mind her looks without the makeup and filters, honestly. Besides the deep eye bags, she almost looks human. Funny, though. I wonder how she and her communist army will try to write this off?

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

shoe 4 brains

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

1. Shoe met a guy named The Kingfisher on a Nazbol Discord. She included a quote like "every man a king" in her bio, which is a literary reference to the author Huey Long who also wrote The Kingfish.
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To clarify, Long wasn't an author but a politician from Louisiana known for his Populist tendencies, hence "every man a king". "Kingfish" was his nickname. Today he's known for his appearance in a mod for the strategy game HOI4, which is likely how the Kingfisher guy knows Long as his Twitter Banner was the flag of Long's nation in the mod.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

And I thought I was the only one that still said newfriends

Her entire gimmick is to pretend she knows things about late 2000s chan culture.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I pity Shoe, she clearly doesn't love her self and will just wander from place to place copying whatever she hears, the girl needs help and Christ

I don't. She's a shitty person.

This shit's hilarious. She did this to herself.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

The kind of sad, lonely bitch that is desperate for any crumb of attention.

She has 420,000 followers on Twitter, 1.5 million YouTube subscribers, and a whole harem of simps in her Discord. Stop painting this like she's some poor, desperate woman who didn't bring this all on herself. Because she did. She's an attention whore (as I explained earlier in this thread). No doubt she could find some male fan actually living within driving distance to fuck.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

Why she attracts so many simps I don't understand, you can go on any porn site and find people objectively much more attractive than she is.

Because simps think she is just the right balance of "attractive", "damaged", and "approachable" enough.

"Attractive" because, while not beautiful, she doesn't look like she got whacked in the face with a nail-studded cricket bat.

"Damaged" because all her lolcow drama keeps her self-esteem low, which feeds to...

"Approachable", because she isn't a real celebrity, just a dumb hoe on YouTube, plus she's completely relatable, or something, i guess.

... except the simps have less game than a faulty claw machine in Coney Island, so even a complete doormat still seems to have standards.

 

[Desu Mountain]

Eh, not really interested in post-wall nudes.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

She has 420,000 followers on Twitter, 1.5 million YouTube subscribers, and a whole harem of simps in her Discord. Stop painting this like she's some poor, desperate woman who didn't bring this all on herself. Because she did. She's an attention whore (as I explained earlier in this thread). No doubt she could find some male fan actually living within driving distance to fuck.

I think she might go to the opposite extreme after Greg and the drama involving Vaush and the leak. I could see her going full Hollywood and trying to find someone who's on the extreme that attracts her but doesn't know who she is and what she does so she has a level of escapism while still feeding her attraction.

 

[Hambubger]

This girl is a prime example of women who aged out to younger competition her decline both physical and mentally will hit her harder than anyone physically can.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

I'm just so shocked she wasn't going after Vaush. Maybe Sh0e isn't totally retarded in regards to attractiveness, but just in general