/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Arm Pit Cream]

Enlightened gay retard Davs Rubin compares this whole ordeal to Learn to code

 

[Superman93]

This makes me wanna get in on stonk trading, but I'd have no idea what I'm doing.

Neither did I. Some Co-workers of mine was just shooting the shit and decided to fuck around a few weeks back.

 

[muh_moobs]

This would cause a wild as fuck ride across all pms and would probably make the fed take action before any real fun was had. It's one thing to mess around with hedge fund shorts, but gold and silver are actually held by governments (with Uncle Sam being the biggest holder IIRC) and have a direct influence on inflation.

US gold reserve is virtually empty, bro. That's why it's called "Fiat" money.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Do hedge funds have to show what they are buying? Could WSB and /biz/ just watch what they are shorting and buy it up just to fuck with them from now on?

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Wyświetl załącznik 1878580
Tomorrow it begins my fellow retardfaggots!

HEDGIES HEDGIES OFF A CLIFF.
TENDIES TENDIES HAVE A WHIFF.
EMPTY RETAIL.
WEAR A MASK.
IN MY 'TISM YOU WILL BASK.

 

[Friend computer]

Holodomor 2.0, from what I've seen of the Biden administration seizing the means of production (i.e. farmland) with land banks and other schemes.

Here, enjoy a crying billionaire while we wait to starve to death.

crying billionaires on cnbc.mp4
crying billionaire on cnbc doesn't want the plebs to get stimulus checks.mp4

Bets on how much he lost on this?

 

[Salubrious]

This makes me wanna get in on stonk trading, but I'd have no idea what I'm doing.

Everyone is bragging about getting in early on Bitcoin, but I'm like 100% certain I would have invested all my money in OneCoin or something equally stupid.

US gold reserve is virtually empty, bro. That's why it's called "Fiat" money.

Might as well get in a GoT reference.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Here's how Trump can still win?

Hell, if Trump is sitting back and enjoying the entertainment while sipping a Milo's Sweet Tea, he's already won. This chaos? This is Biden's America and we're riding the Gamestonks to the moon!

 

[Orange Rhymer]

This makes me wanna get in on stonk trading, but I'd have no idea what I'm doing.

Nobody does. Consider it tax-deductible gambling.

 

[WorthlessTrash]

I am too retarded too understand what a short is but for some reason this is still funny.

 

[God of Nothing]

This makes me wanna get in on stonk trading, but I'd have no idea what I'm doing.

Legal rigged gambling.

so basically a casino

 

[XYZpdq]

lol gorka is going full boomer and thinks people liking gamestop is involved at all

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

I am too retarded too understand what a short is but for some reason this is still funny.

It means the Hedgefunds have small PPs.

 

[Cypher]

Someone from /biz/ called Merrill Lynch support and they refused to let him buy GME or AMC. They confirmed that they're blocking stock purchases to PREVENT the short squeeze, and he fucking recorded it

 

[Meat Target]

Did anyone notice that the prices bottomed out at the last second?

 

[No Exit]

Bets on how much he lost on this?

Can't give you a number but I know it's not large enough.

 

[Bill The Fucker]

US gold reserve is virtually empty, bro. That's why it's called "Fiat" money.

Nope. Just because we don't back our currency with it doesn't mean that we don't have it.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Hell, if Trump is sitting back and enjoying the entertainment while sipping a Milo's Sweet Tea, he's already won. This chaos? This is Biden's America and we're riding the Gamestonks to the moon!

Just imagine if this had happened under trump or if trump still had a Twitter account. Him just shit posting and saying shit without thinking it through, the market chaos would be ten fold what it was today.

 

[muh_moobs]

Nope. Just because we don't back our currency with it doesn't mean that we don't have it.

If this were believable the Federal Reserve wouldn't object to being audited as loudly as it does.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Nope. Just because we don't back our currency with it doesn't mean that we don't have it.

Gold is the funko pop of rare metals.