💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Marshal Mannerheim]

With the right application of technology, they will be able to do the thing that ultimately defines "real women" at the macro scale: create offspring.

And those offspring will likely end up making thalidomide babies look like supermodels.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

The fact that everyone except for Moviebob thinks Gamestop Gate is a hilarious way to get back at the actual film-tier villains is the single most Moviebob thing imaginable.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The fact that everyone except for Moviebob thinks Gamestop Gate is a hilarious way to get back at the actual film-tier villains is the single most Moviebob thing imaginable.

Gamestopgate was a massive ”fuck you” aimed squarely at the neoliberalism Bob espouses. This is why all the woke capitalist talking heads are blaming it on the Holy Autism War, incels or 4-cent_garbage.com because in their minds, those are the only people on the internet who would dare to go against woke capital.

 

[Waluigi_Galleani]

Gamestopgate was a massive ”fuck you” aimed squarely at the neoliberalism Bob espouses. This is why all the woke capitalist talking heads are blaming it on the Holy Autism War, incels or 4-cent_garbage.com because in their minds, those are the only people on the internet who would dare to go against woke capital.

My longshot hope as a big gay commie retard is that the libs and woke capitalists who use identity politics to manipulate people into defending the economic status quo play their hand on trying to idpol their way out of this jam too hard and it causes as many people to look through the looking glass about corporate identity politics posturing as they are at the stock market right now.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

The fact that everyone except for Moviebob thinks Gamestop Gate is a hilarious way to get back at the actual film-tier villains is the single most Moviebob thing imaginable.

For me is fucking hilarious. I know it won't make a difference because this is barely a dent in their enormous schemes, but its a dent at least and the way they are reacting to this makes it all better. Who wouldn't want some dirtbags who profit from other people's work to lose money because a bunch of internet nobodies? Plus, the fact that the masses could learn how to ruin those suckers with just a bit of coordinated effort probably has them quaking in their boots.

I'm almost surprised that Bob went against this. I thought he only pledged allegiance to the brands and not to Wall Street, but i guess that even in his little mind, he knows the overlords play in all fields.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The fact that everyone except for Moviebob thinks Gamestop Gate is a hilarious way to get back at the actual film-tier villains is the single most Moviebob thing imaginable.

Hey now, to quote the landwhale "it was paired with a Gamergate-style harassment campaign" so clearly it's evil. I don't really know what that means, probably because I have a functioning penis which prevents me from understanding such deep understandings, but I listened and believed to both blobs

Same energy

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob first proved that he had no idea what was going on with the short squeeze a day and a half ago.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354302163481194497

https://archive.vn/vtoke

And when the redditor's attention was turned to AMC...

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354420305264050176

https://archive.vn/l5rdZ

lmao yeah THIS is what's gonna destroy AMC because they were doing oh so well before the plandemic.

EDIT:
Added in the archive

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob first proved that he had no idea what was going on with the short squeeze a day and a half ago.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354302163481194497

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And when the redditor's attention was turned to AMC...

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354420305264050176

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lmao yeah THIS is what's gonna destroy AMC because they were doing oh so well before the plandemic.

As much as I dislike hedgefunds, they are absolutely correct to bet against AMC. They were in decline before the pandemic, and at this point movies keep getting pushed further and further back. Looking forward to seeing Black Widow in 2030 at the only theater left in my city.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob first proved that he had no idea what was going on with the short squeeze a day and a half ago.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354302163481194497

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And when the redditor's attention was turned to AMC...

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354420305264050176

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lmao yeah THIS is what's gonna destroy AMC because they were doing oh so well before the plandemic.

Like i said... Bob will never be able to grasp how stocks work. And he will have even less capability to know what a Hedge fund is.
But we know he will blow smoke out of his ass nonetheless

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

My longshot hope as a big gay commie retard is that the libs and woke capitalists who use identity politics to manipulate people into defending the economic status quo play their hand on trying to idpol their way out of this jam too hard and it causes as many people to look through the looking glass about corporate identity politics posturing as they are at the stock market right now.

As a big straight conservative retard, I'm with you all the way.

Unbridled capital, which turns humans and communities into numbers on balance sheets, is a bad thing for society and sticking a rainbow flag on that machine doesn't mean it becomes good. Besides, we all know that they're only woke because it brings in profit and if Nazis made up the majority of the market, they'd be putting the Horst Wessel song in their adverts and doing special discounts for the 20th of April.

Hey now, to quote the landwhale "it was paired with a Gamergate-style harassment campaign" so clearly it's evil. I don't really know what that means, probably because I have a functioning penis which prevents me from understanding such deep understandings, but I listened and believed to both blobs

It means ”people on the internet attacked muh markets therefore they must be NAZIS!!!1!!!1!”

 

[Flexo]

And remember Bobby's Canadian fake-Chink waifu?

*eye-twitch* Why are you holding sting???? You know, FRODO's sword, not the sailor's?

It wasn't just the invasion that was being considered. The Navy was convinced that a blockade would do the trick. What was later determined was that severe famine conditions would have set in Japan around late fall of that year had we gone through with that. Just imagine that horror.

Actually Japan very nearly got hit with a severe famine anyway and it was only by MacArthur's heroic efforts that it was staved off at all. The blockade option (which I've heard more than once as the "most ethical" option) might have very well wiped out the japanese people.

And this is the real problem with Biden, not any crazy conspiracies or (((new world orders))) but an age of unbridled corruption. The next couple of years are going to be talked about by future generations as an era of corruption and greed that will make the teapot dome scandal seem minor.

There's an old joke: "Vote republican so journalists will do their jobs!"

2. Pfft...He was popular among westernized Russians and assholes who'll gladly suck any type off "DA USSR WAS HELL! MUH FWEEDOM AND MUH WEST/CAPITALISM IS GLORIOUS!!", while people actually called out his shit but were told to shut up.

I visited Russia myself in the 90s, just a few years after the Berlin wall came down.

I saw with my own eyes how fucked up the country was.

The USSR was way closer to hell than any body should ever want their country to be and yeah, considering the state of their stores compared to the crappiest, worst, run down gas station in the middle of nowhere?

Capitalism is absolutely glorious. Not perfect, but damn it is so much greater than the god-awful alternative.

 

[manlikebigp]

As a big straight conservative retard

Mas a big gay commie retard

As a small bi libertarian retard, I'm with you too

 

[PeckingOrder]

I sincerely hope Bob somehow sees this. He has truly become a meme thanks to being a creepy simp. And being compared to Ted Cruz would piss him off so much.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I sincerely hope Bob somehow sees this. He has truly become a meme thanks to being a creepy simp. And being compared to Ted Cruz would piss him off so much.
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You can thank the Lord I wasn't having a beer just then because you'd owe me for a new monitor.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This hedge fund stuff keeps giving and giving. COW CROSSOVER!!!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354896756346118149

https://archive.vn/tjQgW

There's no way Bob really knows who this is, even with some sped trying to fill him in.

Said sped has both a discord AND a youtube channel!
The stand up is not bad but I wouldn't call it good either.

I don't believe that Daddy Jim will address how Bob completely ignored the point Jim was making with "muh misogyny". I had heard somewhere that Jim had said that he found Bob so detestable that he'd never acknowledge him or something. So there's that and the whole kinda dying thing but man, I would really love a bear to be poked.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This hedge fund stuff keeps giving and giving. COW CROSSOVER!!!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354896756346118149

https://archive.vn/tjQgW

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There's no way Bob really knows who this is, even with some sped trying to fill him in.
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Said sped has both a discord AND a youtube channel!
The stand up is not bad but I wouldn't call it good either.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JZpmT1ooZu8
I don't believe that Daddy Jim will address how Bob completely ignored the point Jim was making with "muh misogyny". I had heard somewhere that Jim had said that he found Bob so detestable that he'd never acknowledge him or something. So there's that and the whole kinda dying thing but man, I would really love a bear to be poked.

Jim has cancerAIDS anyways, so the only way people will have Jim do a video on MovieBob is if @#KillAllPedos did a Cancerless Jim stream.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

This hedge fund stuff keeps giving and giving. COW CROSSOVER!!!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1354896756346118149

https://archive.vn/tjQgW

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There's no way Bob really knows who this is, even with some sped trying to fill him in.
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Said sped has both a discord AND a youtube channel!
The stand up is not bad but I wouldn't call it good either.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JZpmT1ooZu8
I don't believe that Daddy Jim will address how Bob completely ignored the point Jim was making with "muh misogyny". I had heard somewhere that Jim had said that he found Bob so detestable that he'd never acknowledge him or something. So there's that and the whole kinda dying thing but man, I would really love a bear to be poked.

I was about to ask what the hell point Bob was trying to make responding to Quarantined Coof, something to do with Gamergate and how hating Wall St is the same as hating women? Then I read further and then I realized that's Internet Aristocrat/ Mister Metokur/ Jim, a name I haven't heard in a long time. If he's dying then that sucks because at one point I loved his videos and have fond memories of him even if he did kinda fall apart and I lost interest in him. Really speaks volumes of the two men that when Jim dies I and many others will have some fond memories of the man, meanwhile Bobs troon followers will move on to another guy to circlejerk their hatred of society around and his haters will be relieved they don't have to check his Twitter 50 times a day to keep up with his insanity. Also Jim has actually felt the touch of a woman and been touched by her.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bobs troon followers will move on to another guy to circlejerk their hatred of society around and his haters will be relieved they don't have to check his Twitter 50 times a day to keep up with his insanity. Also Jim has actually felt the touch of a woman and been touched by her.

That's the most respectful scenario. Most likely they will use his death for clout and get donations, much like when it happens to someone in their social circles.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Metokur never going after Moviebob while in his prime was a missed opportunity.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Metokur never going after Moviebob while in his prime was a missed opportunity.

Apparently Jim found him too detestable to do a video on.

It'd be hilarious if that was Jim's swan song before the cancer got him, the final Metokur video being one massive dump of all the dumb shit Bob's said and done over the years, culminating in the fact that for all his bragging and lies, he's just a loser in a basement with no job, no wife and no movie career.