/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Grotesque Bushes]

well boys it was fun while it lasted, although this should be expected

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did you really think the hedge fund jews would sit there and lose their money?

Those shorts were taken at 4-14 ranges. GME was $61 last Friday. Dömp to 220 means close to quadrupling the price in four days anyways, and rebuying the shorted stock at 20-30x the price either way. And remember, it ain't Friday yet. You'll start seeing flying bankers around 4pm.

 

[God of Nothing]

So, if the combined autism powers hold their cash for 48 hours more...

Wallstreet, and by extension hundreds of thousands of fat cat fuck heads get screwed for life.

HOLD THE LINE, BROTHERS IN ARMS. HOLD THE LINE.

Goddamn, my application can't be approved fast enough

 

[itskaon]

Those shorts were taken at 4-14 ranges. GME was $61 last Friday. Dömp to 220 means close to quadrupling the price in four days anyways, and rebuying the shorted stock at 20-30x the price either way. And remember, it ain't Friday yet. You'll start seeing flying bankers around 4pm.

2008 all over again except the right people are loosing everything and getting fucked over while the good guys are winning

 

[JohnDoe]

Did anyone get a chance to archive the full interview with the pajeet scorching the CNN guy? The youtube copy I just tried to share was copyright claimed.

 

[Maurice Caine]

2008 all over again except the right people are loosing everything and getting fucked over while the good guys are winning

HELL YEAH LORD MAKE THIS HAPPEN

 

[Stoneheart]

Those shorts were taken at 4-14 ranges. GME was $61 last Friday. Dömp to 220 means close to quadrupling the price in four days anyways, and rebuying the shorted stock at 20-30x the price either way. And remember, it ain't Friday yet. You'll start seeing flying bankers around 4pm.

Alot of the Damage is already done... Margin Calls are a bitch...

 

[Boss HM-2]

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I like how they pretend that WSB and /biz/ don't share the same overlap.

 

[Peasant]

2008 all over again except the right people are loosing everything and getting fucked over while the good guys are winning

Way too early to call it. Who wants to make bets on when the hatchet men will come out when formal avenues fail?

 

[Mind Goblins]

Did anyone get a chance to archive the full interview with the pajeet scorching the CNN guy? The youtube copy I just tried to share was copyright claimed.

Spoiler: Archive: Chamath Palihapitiya ━ Full CNBC Interview ━ (27th Jan 2021) PART 1

Chamath Palihapitiya ━ Full CNBC Interview ━ -27th Jan 2021- PART 1.mp4

Spoiler: Payne sounds off on Wall St over GameStop: All of this whining is making me sick

Payne sounds off on Wall St over GameStop All of this whining is making me sick.mp4

Spoiler: Gamestop shorts are FULL OF 💩 about closing their short position (in my opinion)

Gamestop shorts are FULL OF 💩 about closing their short position -in my opinion-.mp4

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Man, this year has become very interesting, even though we are still in the first month of 2021.
I am glad that redittors did smh useful to the world this time.

 

[Grandpa Simpson]

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https://twitter.com/WSBChairman/status/1354575873828073473

 

[Desktop User2]

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Funny chief Bleeding Hole decided to wake up just now that autists are doing it, not the big hedge funds...

 

[AJneedsElocution]

What the fuck happens when the wall street fucks cant pay up?

 

[God of Nothing]

What the fuck happens when the wall street fucks cant pay up?

They cry to big daddy government to wipe their asses with printed money

 

[Crabbo]

Put 50 down on AMC, and 50 down. On gamestop.
Hazard pay for the past moth due to civid. Let's see how it goes!

 

[HumanHive]

What the fuck happens when the wall street fucks cant pay up?

Various dominoes fall and either the economy crashes or has to be massively bailed out.
It's very much a "all for want of a nail" situation. All for want of a nail, the entire western stock market blew up and nobody can really stop it from happening tomorrow without it becoming blindingly obvious that the whole system is rigged - which it is - and that plebs are suckers for investing in the stock market to begin with, because the only people allowed to make money there are big hedge funds who can loot and steal and manipulate as they please.

 

[make_it_so]

 

[the fall of man]

The government has issued pitchforks to the citizens

The rich are crying for the government to save them

The government does not know what a Gamestop is

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

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https://twitter.com/WSBChairman/status/1354575873828073473

Not Yet!
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/

 

[HumanHive]

Not Yet!
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/

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It's going to be down all week.

 

[JongleJingle]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZlH6jslXpYY

Good sire, thank you for introducing such a testosterone inducing song to me.

On topic, do you guys think the Autism Incarnate Force can hold until Friday? Even better, will we see serious results tomorrow? Anybody feel like hazarding some guesses?