Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Thumb Butler]

My dream: A big fat Kentucky wedding with Dana and Density as bridesmaids, Amber in a massive white tarp, and Becky in a tuxedo, looking like a depressed penguin.

 

[Fleasburger]

If Dana were to quit smoking, wonder how much she'd blow up in weight .

She's probably better off smoking. That's sad.

 

[ADHD]

I have just converted the thread about Amber being engaged into an engagement and wedding planning megathread and moved a whole bunch of posts from this thread into it. From here on out, let's keep all the posts about that event in that thread, minus the discussion of any videos Amber puts out covering that topic. Discussion of Destiny and Dana and their wedding is fine to remain here.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

If Dana were to quit smoking, wonder how much she'd blow up in weight .

She's probably better off smoking. That's sad.

Smoking gives you wrinkles. I just worry about what it's doing to that pretty face.

 

[Owlflaps]

If Dana were to quit smoking, wonder how much she'd blow up in weight .

She's probably better off smoking. That's sad.

I'm no doctor, but her smoking is a moot point. She has got to have a large caloric intake that negates the appetite-suppressing effects of nicotine. There's also the other problem of getting smoking related illnesses like diabetes, COPD or bronchitis. She's better off quitting.

 

[497]

Smoking gives you wrinkles. I just worry about what it's doing to that pretty face.

she has that leather looking skin of someone who sat in the sun and smoked all of their lives. maybe the weight/crap diet helped speed up the process 10-20 years since she is only 21 or 22 years old

 

[Hippy Dippy]

My dream: A big fat Kentucky wedding with Dana and Density as bridesmaids, Amber in a massive white tarp, and Becky in a tuxedo, looking like a depressed penguin.

A tuxedo t-shirt.

I think Dana should be on My 600 lb. Life. She’s the largest of the quartet. The other three could all crowd into the appointment room with her and scare the bejeebees out of poor Dr. Now. His son is the producer of the show. Would make for a hilarious April Fool’s Day joke, if it didn’t kill the old buggar.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

I think Dana should be on My 600 lb. Life. She’s the largest of the quartet. The other three could all crowd into the appointment room with her and scare the bejeebees out of poor Dr. Now. His son is the producer of the show. Would make for a hilarious April Fool’s Day joke, if it didn’t kill the old buggar.

Are you blind? Whilst Dana may be taller, Amberlynn has almost 100lbs on her, likely. Dana is built like a fridge and has unfortunate fat distribution on her face. But her body is completely jacked.

It's deceptive, but Dana only comes 2nd in the pig race.

 

[Retarded Potato]

I’m a bit late, but wow, Eric gained back all the weight he had lost and then some.



The second picture is from his birthday, which I think was around his lowest.

Also, throwback to Eric in high school or whatever (found on page 15 of this thread). This might be the dickpig in me talking, but he would be pretty hot if he lost the weight. What a waste.



Ricky started dating him around that time, if I remember correctly. He probably didn’t expect him to become as fat and unattractive as he his now. He should seek an annulment nd ask for a refund.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I’m a bit late, but wow, Eric gained back all the weight he had lost and then some.

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The second picture is from his birthday, which I think was around his lowest.

Also, throwback to Eric in high school or whatever (found on page 15 of this thread). This might be the dickpig in me talking, but he would be pretty hot if he lost the weight. What a waste.

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Ricky started dating him around that time, if I remember correctly. He probably didn’t expect him to become as fat and unattractive as he his now. He should seek an annulment nd ask for a refund.

Um, he looks like an ugly mulatto who gets high behind the gym every morning. He actually looks better now, which is a very low bar, but still.

 

[Xenomorph]

I’m a bit late, but wow, Eric gained back all the weight he had lost and then some.

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The second picture is from his birthday, which I think was around his lowest.

Also, throwback to Eric in high school or whatever (found on page 15 of this thread). This might be the dickpig in me talking, but he would be pretty hot if he lost the weight. What a waste.

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Ricky started dating him around that time, if I remember correctly. He probably didn’t expect him to become as fat and unattractive as he his now. He should seek an annulment nd ask for a refund.

Kek thaat bitch on the bottom lower right is the one Eric, Rickie and Beggy fucked/dated

 

[497]

Are you blind? Whilst Dana may be taller, Amberlynn has almost 100lbs on her, likely. Dana is built like a fridge and has unfortunate fat distribution on her face. But her body is completely jacked.

It's deceptive, but Dana only comes 2nd in the pig race.

it's like how AL and Tammy Slaton were the same weight but Tammy also has unfortunate fat distribution so looked bigger. AL can get away with sitting videos and hiding her giant shelf ass for months. When she was pushing 600lbs or past it already she was getting that 600lb lesbian couple look though.

I’m a bit late, but wow, Eric gained back all the weight he had lost and then some.

maybe because he doesn't have someone in the house eating all of his donuts

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

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I'm confused, what's Eric doing in a library?

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I'm no doctor, but her smoking is a moot point. She has got to have a large caloric intake that negates the appetite-suppressing effects of nicotine. There's also the other problem of getting smoking related illnesses like diabetes, COPD or bronchitis. She's better off quitting.

Agreed. Smoking also decreses your circulation resulting in less oxygen making it to your muscles and tissue. Being as big as she is, I imagine this is already a problem without the smoking exacerbating the issue.

When you quit smoking, your body reverses a lot of the damage that's been done to your body. I don't think it's ever too late to quit. You will always be better off.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Um, he looks like an ugly mulatto who gets high behind the gym every morning. He actually looks better now, which is a very low bar, but still.

Yes he looked like a dirty Screech from saved by the bell muppet on drugs. Much better now!

 

[The Crawling Chaos]

Siting like that, slender and all, in the lap of that lovely 250 pounder, he looks like a ventriloquist's dummy.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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Why the fuck is there a cigar store Indian in a school library? Kentucky is a shithole

Kek thaat bitch on the bottom lower right is the one Eric, Rickie and Beggy fucked/dated

Wait... all three fucked/dated? Truly horrifying.

 

[Shiversblood]

How did Eric change his skin color? He is white now, but he looks black in that old picture.

 

[Xenomorph]

Why the fuck is there a cigar store Indian in a school library? Kentucky is a shithole



Wait... all three fucked/dated? Truly horrifying.

Yeah not at the same time but all three had a run-in with her.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

How did Eric change his skin color? He is white now, but he looks black in that old picture.

He doesnt look black, he looks like a Jewish kid. Have you not heard of the term jewfro? Jonah Hill and Andy Samberg are examples of this. Afro hair looks more textured and puffier.