🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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You people? You're my people.

This has been a fantastic day on Crisco's thread. Gay air kisses to all of you and your sleuthing, research, analyses, hypotheses, and bodies of evidence. I may be just a bowl of tasty soup, but I can appreciate top-level autism with the best of 'em. :semperfidelis:
 
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What kind of absolute tard likes their own comment and expects no one to notice?
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I think it's because Chantal's the easiest to bait and the one most likely to chimpout.
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Much like the haydur nation, they know Chantal is disliked, so they think it'll be easy to rally a cheering section around themselves. Chucky Gold dropped Amber as a target because Amber for the most part ignored her, where Chantal takes the bait every time.
 
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This one might do the job. And let this be a lesson. Newfags, you can't just join kiwifarms, and then go around bragging about being a 'farmer while doing retarded shit. We sublimate our egos for the greater good. If this were the Aryan Brotherhood, we'd have to ice this guy. So, he gets off easy.
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While that may be true, the optimal Kiwi Farms experience is to go though the proper protocol after creating an account. If you are reading this post and are thinking about joining us, simply post the following in your favorite thread.

1. A brief explanation of how you are not, in fact, like the lolcow we are making fun of. (ie. your personal weight loss journey, your experience as a former brony/furry, "I may be autistic but-", etc...)
2. Your birthday and home town. This is important so we can wish you happy birthday in your regional dialect.
3. Make sure your username is the same as other usernames you use online. I recommend just using your email address so its easy to remember.
4. A list of your greatest fears.
5. Tell your friends and family that you're a member of the Kiwi Farms, they will be very impressed.
6. Have fun! :)

I look forward to greeting all new members of our wonderful community.

Also don't forget to stay on topic. Chantal is fat.
 
Mr. Manchester powiedział(a):
While that may be true, the optimal Kiwi Farms experience is to go though the proper protocol after creating an account. If you are reading this post and are thinking about joining us, simply post the following in your favorite thread.

1. A brief explanation of how you are not, in fact, like the lolcow we are making fun of. (ie. your personal weight loss journey, your experience as a former brony/furry, "I may be autistic but-", etc...)
2. Your birthday and home town. This is important so we can wish you happy birthday in your regional dialect.
3. Make sure your username is the same as other usernames you use online. I recommend just using your email address so its easy to remember.
4. A list of your greatest fears.
5. Tell your friends and family that you're a member of the Kiwi Farms, they will be very impressed.
6. Have fun! :)

I look forward to greeting all new members of our wonderful community.

Also don't forget to stay on topic. Chantal is fat.
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You forgot 7. Make an intro post expressing your frustration at being rebuffed by the lolcow of topic. Lament all of your failed attempts at teaching them the right way to diet. And if you've sent them books and gifts, don't forget to include that tidbit.
 
no worries, all we need now is for an eloquent and successful supermodel to represent the farms to cancel this stereotype fulfillment out. any takers? i would do it, but i'm just sooo busy in my glamorous life, working my 800 jobs, living in my luxurious barbie dream house with my 185 IQ and all...

anywho, all this amber f and the cycling dutchman stuff is... i'll just leave that to you sleuthier kiwis (thanks in advance for spoon feeding it to dummies like me ♥). is chantal direspecting ms clara, or murder victims while stuffing her face next? or can we likely expect another live first so she can get that superchat money?
 
LMAO, shit just got so meta, I can't even. Poor Escandalo. I had my suspicions that child wasn't right, and they have been confirmed.
 
I honestly thought he wasn't a native English speaker, so I tried to be kind about his mangled rhetoric. Lol

ETA : I just clicked on one of his videos...I think he grosses me out more than Chinny does.
 
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