💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

Oh fuck. Null for the love of everything good, please close registrations again so we don't get every dumbfuck with a hate boner for Trump to flood this site. Just for a couple months until TDS finally ends.
Everybody with “TDS” hates this site, the people that will flood this site will be the politisperg refugees that think the Farms are a QAnon hugbox because we make fun of twitter leftists and will swarm this thread to throw a shit fit about how Trump was the greatest president ever and we’re all cucks for disagreeing. Which if the mods are up to dealing with that, I say let them. If anything the thread will be an example of orbiters being just as exceptional as the Cow himself :story:
 
>inb4 Donnie posts in the thread
But yeah, 2016 and 2020 are proof that Americans are sub-room temperature IQ retards seeing as they'll vote for either a Billionaire version of Chris Chan or a man with dementia because they either have a D or an R next to their name. Americans want change yet at the same time they vote for the status quo because they're too fucking dumb to realize that the two parties don't represent any form of change.
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Everybody with “TDS” hates this site, the people that will flood this site will be the politisperg refugees that think the Farms are a QAnon hugbox because we make fun of twitter leftists and will swarm this thread to throw a shit fit about how Trump was the greatest president ever and we’re all cucks for disagreeing. Which if the mods are up to dealing with that, I say let them. If anything the thread will be an example of orbiters being just as exceptional as the Cow himself :story:
They might hate the site, but they hate Trump more. If they can bitch about him, they will.

I got a coworker who hates Trump. Hates Trump so much he has the shit trump says calender. Trump on a pencil. Book of trumpisms. A Trump voodoo doll. A picture of Trump in a retarded pose on the wall.

For a person that they cant stand, they fucking love talking and showing how much they hate him.

I think alot of the QAnon people are to scared of the internet beyond Facebook to bother.
 
Oh are we doing favorite Trump tweets? Here's mine.

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Never forget, Trump pardoned this.
But not the idiots who ran into a federal building on his command. SAD!

Welp hopefully without his Twitter he'll fuck off and this week will be his goodbye but somehow I doubt it.
 
If we're doing favorite Trump moments, 'member when he stared directly at the solar eclipse?

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Orange Man silly sometimes.
 
Trump has apparently been talking about starting his own political party, called the 'Patriot Party'.

Oh please oh please oh PLEASE let him do this. I want to watch Republican party leaders shit themselves and liberals scream about cancelling the party before it's even a thing simultaneously.
If the Libs are smart they'd be happy if he does this since it would split the conservative vote and destroy the GOP.

But, I know, the Libs aren't smart.
 
If the Libs are smart they'd be happy if he does this since it would split the conservative vote and destroy the GOP.

But, I know, the Libs aren't smart.
Yeah, that's why I think the reaction on both sides of the aisle would be hilarious. If anything anyone political leaning left in this country should throw a fucking party to celebrate the creation of the Patriot Party if it happens. While the Republican establishment will be running scared at the thought of losing the boomer and conspiritard voter bases they've been able to historically rely on.

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The libs are smart enough to realize if Trump splits the Republican party in two the lefties might start getting ideas of doing the same to them.
That is a valid point. I don't see that happening in the immediate future with the Dems though. Third parties in the US don't tend to go anywhere significant. Too many American voters are "ride or die" single party/single issue types who treat supporting political parties like supporting sports teams. The only reason the Patriot Party could become a thing is because of the former Retard-in-Chief attempting a failed coup and his supporters subsequently turning on Republican leaders for not violating the Constitution in support of said coup. There hasn't been any type of similar dramatic and violent break within the Democratic ranks.

Trump has a large enough fan base that he could pull a Perot in an election or two, I think. And the salt from all sides would provide us endless lols here.
 
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Honestly I'm pretty pumped for the conservative/righty split.

TBH I wouldn't mind a liberal/lefty split all that much either but if I have to pick one, I'd prefer the right to split than the left, as I am sure most reasonable conservatives and righties would prefer the left to split than the right.
 
Of course a Trump presidency would be the start of the chain of events that finally breaks the U.S. out of two-party hell.
 
Look at this shitshow of a thread, nobody's actually laughing, everyone is griping about politics.
Speak for yourself lol. I've been having a laugh and sharing some quality posts with my roommate who's also having a laugh. Regardless of your political alignment you can't tell me that shit like

DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
Wyświetl załącznik 1845753
isnt the funniest fucking thing

god bless america
 
Regardless of how funny Trump is, he'll never give us more entertainment than the sperging we're gonna see in this thread. Either way I'm game.
 
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