💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chilson]

And we salute you for suffering through it for our sakes.


It is interesting, though, how uncoordinated Bob becomes without a script or the magic of video editing.

Its interesting how uncoordinated Bob is WITH a script and the magic of video editing.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Then why have sea levels risen?

Methane is also a greenhouse gas. Perhaps Bob's flatulence is also contributing?

 

[blablabla]

id rather hammer my balls than to listen to the shittah podcast, what the fuck

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

It'd be a really horrible thing if the wind knocked over the Portajohn while Bob was in it. If such a thing were to happen, it'd be iron clad proof that God is real and He loves us.

That would have to be some biblically strong wind.

 

[Neko GF]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1350342707743485952 (Archive)

His defensiveness over the eugenics jokes is one of my favourite examples of Robert's complete and utter lack of self-awareness. If this was the only time Robert had alluded to his love of eugenics, odds are no one would remember it and it would almost never get brought up. However, Robert constantly spergs about genetics, people being "necessary", Darwinism in the sense that everyone who disagrees with him is "unfit", and basically talks about people who disagree with him in the same way a Nazi talks about Jews. That tweet is brought up because it's an instance of him outright admitting to being a eugenicist.

Also, "troll forum primarily known for doxxing journalists and trading child pornography", ironic coming from a man who has a known for defending pedos and pedobait as well as associating with various doxxing accounts such as Edward "Emily" Gorcenski.

 

[blablabla]

also why in the world he shared that protest story: a girl screaming at the cops, the cops not giving a fuck and this blob of shit just staying there breating. do you want a medal boebert?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1350342707743485952 (Archive)

His defensiveness over the eugenics jokes is one of my favourite examples of Robert's complete and utter lack of self-awareness. If this was the only time Robert had alluded to his love of eugenics, odds are no one would remember it and it would almost never get brought up. However, Robert constantly spergs about genetics, people being "necessary", Darwinism in the sense that everyone who disagrees with him is "unfit", and basically talks about people who disagree with him in the same way a Nazi talks about Jews. That tweet is brought up because it's an instance of him outright admitting to being a eugenicist.

Also, "troll forum primarily known for doxxing journalists and trading child pornography", ironic coming from a man who has a known for defending pedos and pedobait as well as associating with various doxxing accounts such as Edward "Emily" Gorcenski.

Has anyone at all pointed out the sheer irony of him talking up this Utopian society of his, knowing full well that in this unlikely event, he’d be one of the first in line to meet the doctors for his “special vaccination”? That’s one of these things that these types of people miss when talking up a Communist society and its “wonders”.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

He's attached to movie theaters because he grew up with them. He's afraid services like HBOMax will replace them.

But why would he be so concerned that yet another invention of the white mayo ghouls is being rendered obsolete by the glorious tech companies and their toke diversity hires? /sneed

Has anyone ever confronted bob on twitter over his gear of theaters being "obsolete"?

 

[Sumdood]

Why hasn’t Bob gone to any drive ins anyway? Surely there must’ve been some open in Massachusetts.

He would need to have a car to go to a drive-in.

 

[Budd Dwyer's Swan Song]

So I take it that it's been confirmed Chris resides in Lynn?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Methane is also a greenhouse gas. Perhaps Bob's flatulence is also contributing?

Cow farts are a contributor to climate change, and I assume that applies to lolcows as well.

That would have to be some biblically strong wind.

I'm not even sure a tornado could carry him away.

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1350342707743485952 (Archive)

His defensiveness over the eugenics jokes is one of my favourite examples of Robert's complete and utter lack of self-awareness. If this was the only time Robert had alluded to his love of eugenics, odds are no one would remember it and it would almost never get brought up. However, Robert constantly spergs about genetics, people being "necessary", Darwinism in the sense that everyone who disagrees with him is "unfit", and basically talks about people who disagree with him in the same way a Nazi talks about Jews. That tweet is brought up because it's an instance of him outright admitting to being a eugenicist.

Also, "troll forum primarily known for doxxing journalists and trading child pornography", ironic coming from a man who has a known for defending pedos and pedobait as well as associating with various doxxing accounts such as Edward "Emily" Gorcenski.

We don't trade child porn. Unlike you, Roberto, we hate the film Cuties.

As you mentioned, we're not crucifying him for edgy jokes - given that most people on this site enjoy dark humour that would be a bit hypocritical of us. We're using his pro-Jim Crow and eugenics screencaps because they're one of the few times he actually admits that he supports eugenics instead of using mealy-mouthed rhetoric about accountability.

So I take it that it's been confirmed Chris resides in Lynn?

Got confirmed a while back IIRC.

 

[muh_moobs]

Then why have sea levels risen?

They haven't. If they had, NYC would be permanently flooded. Same goes for any other coastal city. All the ocean-front property would have been lost. That hasn't happened. You were lied to.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

They haven't. If they had, NYC would be permanently flooded. Same goes for any other coastal city. All the ocean-front property would have been lost. That hasn't happened. You were lied to.

Sea levels can rise by a small amount. Climate change isn't all or nothing and it happens gradually.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Sea levels can rise by a small amount. Climate change isn't all or nothing and it happens gradually.

Which is why Al Gore bought an ocean front property with the carbon footprint of many many many houses.

 

[muh_moobs]

Sea levels can rise by a small amount. Climate change isn't all or nothing and it happens gradually.

Yet climate alarmists keep buying beach-front properties . . .

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Which is why Al Gore bought an ocean front property with the carbon footprint of many many many houses.

Al Gore's one person and doesnt represent every climate activist.

Either way, we're well off topic now.

 

[Pagliacci]

Robert / Bob / Bobby is triggered by a "childhood nickname"
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It's amusing that since this was posted yesterday I've already seen multiple people referring to Bob as Boebert. It's also completely unsurprising. I mean if you have Bob's persecution complex and think you have all these people dedicated to harassing you then why would you give them ammunition like this? Why advertise "HEY IF YOU WANT TO PISS ME OFF JUST CALL ME BOEBERT". I mean if Trump came out and said "I always hated the name Donny. Very, very disrespectful" guess who's suddenly going to have a lot more people calling him Donny?

And it's not as if this would be the first time something like this has happened. Remember part of the reason calling him "Robert" caught on was due to a similar tweet Bob made telling everyone he hated the name Robert. But Bob is apparently incapable of learning from such Twitter mistakes. He really can't help himself and just has to throw his thoughts up on Twitter with barely any thought put into how other people will react to it. I honestly almost OBLIGATED to call him Boebert now.

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1350342707743485952 (Archive)

His defensiveness over the eugenics jokes is one of my favourite examples of Robert's complete and utter lack of self-awareness. If this was the only time Robert had alluded to his love of eugenics, odds are no one would remember it and it would almost never get brought up. However, Robert constantly spergs about genetics, people being "necessary", Darwinism in the sense that everyone who disagrees with him is "unfit", and basically talks about people who disagree with him in the same way a Nazi talks about Jews. That tweet is brought up because it's an instance of him outright admitting to being a eugenicist.

Also, "troll forum primarily known for doxxing journalists and trading child pornography", ironic coming from a man who has a known for defending pedos and pedobait as well as associating with various doxxing accounts such as Edward "Emily" Gorcenski.

Another instance of how Bob is terrible at dealing with trolls and never learns. A large part of why people keep bringing up the term "eugenics" is because Bob has made it very clear he hates that label. That label isn't attached to Bob simply due to one tweet. Bob has essentially been cultivating the "Moviebob is a eugenicist" meme through years of getting butthurt about it coupled with his ever-increasing calls to genocide the mayo ghouls. I think there's more people calling him a eugenist now then there were back in 2012 when Boebert originally made that tweet.

 

[Neko GF]

Has anyone at all pointed out the sheer irony of him talking up this Utopian society of his, knowing full well that in this unlikely event, he’d be one of the first in line to meet the doctors for his “special vaccination”? That’s one of these things that these types of people miss when talking up a Communist society and its “wonders”.

The superior future™ is just as non-sensical and childish as the dimensional merge.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Does Chez Chipman look like a repurposed barn or is it just me?

Gambrel colonial. They can look very impressive, but Chris's is a shitty one.

 

[BScCollateral]

-Bob talks about Elon Musk, saying he's either a grifter or a retard for not making spaceships and he will make ICBMs for the US government.

God, I hope you're being unfair.

1) Elon Musk's spaceship is currently docked to the ISS.
2) AFAIK SpaceX is building Falcon 9, Falcon Heavy (which are operational) and Starship (which is in development). None of those would make good ICBMs.

Although the fact Bob thinks there is a market for reusable ICBMs is pretty hilarious, and should cement his reputation as the stupidest man on the Internet.