6-30-2015 Let's make more bad decisions

[Picklechu]

She also told me she has a pet bike lock.

I know that he found it on the side of the road or something and believes that it's female, but didn't he name it? I honestly can't remember.

 

[The Dude]

And that's not even the worst tattoo.

The story behind this one: some trans woman she vaguely knew killed herself so she drew a shitty anime portrait of her and got it permanently inked on her body.

A Downs Syndrome tranny David Schwimmer?

 

[tweaker the cat]

I know that he found it on the side of the road or something and believes that it's female, but didn't he name it? I honestly can't remember.

LOL! She didn't tell me that, just that she missed having a pet and that was her pet.

 

[Massif]

I didn't realize he was spending this much money on tattoos, I thought they were done by someone he knew very cheaply.
It really isn't an exaggeration that he could've easily arranged housing for himself for that kind of money if you account for how many he has.
Seems like his homelessness is just one more of his appropriated identities.

 

[melty]

LOL! She didn't tell me that, just that she missed having a pet and that was her pet.

I'm just glad you all aren't talking about an actual pet. Is this the root of the bike obsession, or is it something else?

 

[tweaker the cat]

I'm just glad you all aren't talking about an actual pet. Is this the root of the bike obsession, or is it something else?

I don't know if it's the root but it's definitely part

 

[Randall Fragg]

She already does. It's a climbing helmet she needs because the bridge she sleeps under in Oregon is low clearance and she doesn't want to knock herself unconscious. But she wears it everywhere

...
Okay, Ahuviya, I'm going to be completely honest here, no snark, no trolling, just advice that I sincerly hope you take to heart.
When you wander around in public with a climbing helmet on, people are going to think that you're severely mentally disabled. They probably will call the police to report an unsupervised person with disabilities.
If the cops show up thinking that you're a lost, mentally disabled person, you most likely with freak out at them trying to "silence your identity", pick a fight, and end up getting arrested.
Getting arrested is going to be very, very unpleasant. You will have to get bail money. If you aren't careful, you'll end up screwing up your bail bond payments and getting the shit beat out of you by Loan Shark Larry's hired goons. You will have to call your mother and explain what happened. She'll go through months of intense worry and pain, all because you didn't take off your climbing helmet in public.
Anyway, now that we got the hyperbolic scaremongering done, you shouldn't wander around in public wearing a rock climbing helmet because you look like a severely mentally impaired person. Do you really want "disabled person who needs a helmet to prevent themselves from injuring themselves" to be the image you project to the world?
It's fine if you wear it under your bridge to keep yourself from getting a concussion. Just, for your own sake, please don't wear it out in public.
Thank you.

 

[tweaker the cat]

end up getting arrested.

In that situation, but the cops are *supposed* to do is put the person on, in California, what's called a 5150. It's a 72-hour involuntary psychiatric hold based on danger of harm to self or others. She would probably get evaluated, determined to be functional enough that she doesn't need to be inside a mental institution, and released. But I like your version of the story better.

 

[4Macie]

Aww, how cute. He thinks he's an architect~.

Actually, no. It's pretty creepy how he refers to his body as land, calling it "frontier". I'm starting to wonder if that's some sort of fetish of his, especially after reading the whole daddy rape day poem where he said his body was "colonized like land, a dead thing to claim". Or something around those lines...

To be fair...Phil wants to be a slave. He WANTS to be owned He wants to be dominated, treaded on, and walked all over. That's why he's registered himself as a slave with a slave number tattoo.

It's not surprising that he'd mentioned that his body is a piece land for sale.

 

[Coldgrip]

In that situation, but the cops are *supposed* to do is put the person on, in California, what's called a 5150. It's a 72-hour involuntary psychiatric hold based on danger of harm to self or others. She would probably get evaluated, determined to be functional enough that she doesn't need to be inside a mental institution, and released. But I like your version of the story better.

That's if he's in Cali when that happens. In Oregon he'd be thrown in jail where, as much as we'd like to see him tard out and get tased, he'd clam up. When released though he'd make a facebook post about how he bravely fought for trans-latex lesbyan assclown rights by beating up those oppsessive cops with his weeaboo, chinese-commie, all-asians-are-ninjas-cause-chinese-and-japanese-are-the-same-thing-jutsu bullshit.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

To be fair...Phil wants to be a slave. He WANTS to be owned He wants to be dominated, treaded on, and walked all over. That's why he's registered himself as a slave with a slave number tattoo.

It's not surprising that he'd mentioned that his body is a piece land for sale.

For someone who wants to be dominated, she's really, really, REALLY bad at listening to anyone else, including the people she is/wants to be in a relationship with.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

To be fair...Phil wants to be a slave. He WANTS to be owned He wants to be dominated, treaded on, and walked all over. That's why he's registered himself as a slave with a slave number tattoo.

It's not surprising that he'd mentioned that his body is a piece land for sale.

His body isn't land, it's a landfill.

 

[Papaya23]

To be fair...Phil wants to be a slave. He WANTS to be owned He wants to be dominated, treaded on, and walked all over. That's why he's registered himself as a slave with a slave number tattoo.

It's not surprising that he'd mentioned that his body is a piece land for sale.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is what he thinks of women, and that's why he considers himself one.

 

[tweaker the cat]

That's if he's in Cali when that happens. In Oregon he'd be thrown in jail where, as much as we'd like to see him tard out and get tased, he'd clam up. When released though he'd make a facebook post about how he bravely fought for trans-latex lesbyan assclown rights by beating up those oppsessive cops with his weeaboo, chinese-commie, all-asians-are-ninjas-cause-chinese-and-japanese-are-the-same-thing-jutsu bullshit.

72-hour holds exist in Oregon, and cops can put you on one, but they're more likely to throw you in jail cuz they're not adequately trained on how to deal with people in a mental health crisis

 

[ToroidalBoat]

people are going to think that [Phil is] severely mentally disabled

>he has a "pet" bike lock but no bike
>he has all those tattoos and physical appearance
>he's voluntarily homeless because "self-care"

I think that ship may have already sailed.

 

[Coldgrip]

72-hour holds exist in Oregon, and cops can put you on one, but they're more likely to throw you in jail cuz they're not adequately trained on how to deal with people in a mental health crisis

And because Phil's not having a mental crisis. He's just a spoiled idiot that never has had the book thrown at him.

 

[Marvin]

Dat elbow fat.

Yeah, seriously. It's like the arm version of cankles.

 

[Linako 2.0]

And that's not even the worst tattoo.

The story behind this one: some trans woman she vaguely knew killed herself so she drew a shitty anime portrait of her and got it permanently inked on her body.

It says "I rest in power".
I don't know what to make of that

 

[Picklechu]

I'm just glad you all aren't talking about an actual pet. Is this the root of the bike obsession, or is it something else?

I may be wrong (it's buried in the old thread somewhere), but I think he found the bike lock in January or February (possibly even late last year), and he's been obsessing over bikes long before then. It's probably not the origin.