💬 Off-Topic Good things about ADF

[Jace E. Denton]

He can provide enough skin to make at least 10 tranny flesh lampshades for needy members of Deagle Nation.

 

[Strelok]

He is, as far as I can tell, still a carbon based lifeform.

Unless tattoo ink isn't carbon based, then he's probably at least 60% whatever chemical is in them by weight.

 

[Watermelon1337]

No matter how bad my day has been, his news always brings a smile to my face.

 

[MayMay]

The downright cartoonish assassination attempt was glorious!

... I don't have anything else. Sorry.

 

[cumrobbery]

He's got a cool gender...

 

[Positron]

He's got a cool gender...

Being male is awesome.

 

[Tookie]

He'll make a very filling meal for the deranged bridge hobos and stray cats who find his body after he dies from sepsis.

 

[Iamthatis]

Nobody loves a big black cock in their mouth like Phil loves a big black cock in his mouth. Also I'm sure there are huge colony's of scabies, lice, crablice, and knits that depend on Phil for the fertile ecosystem he provides.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

He makes me feel good in the fact that I'm not a complete failure like him.

 

['tism]

He's not going to reproduce so his horrible genetics will die with him and his bloated corpse will someday feed many stray animals.

 

[2spooky]

Yikes. I can provide some context to these pictures though. The anime Death Note spawned a spin-off novel in which the main character are grape jelly with his bare hands straight out of the jar. She's cosplaying that character.

Spoiler: OT weeb sperg

Beyond's fake Ryuuzaki persona liked strawberry jam, not grape. I guess being BB explains the off colored cosplay... sort of...

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He was way ahead of the curve on the California water crisis by not bathing

 

[drtoboggan]

His pictures make for great target practice.

I use a potato. More accurate depiction.

Phil is great at being a self loathing butt monkey.

 

[Foltest]

That no matter how far I will fall, I will know that I ain't ADF.

 

[Cucky]

He never rides a bike without a helmet.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Him faulting on his payments means that he is supporting financial institutions in a way that the wise and frugal among us don't.

EDIT: Which is probably the most ironic part of his "fuck capitalism" decision to "default".

 

[assWipe]

He's not related to me.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Him faulting on his payments means that he is supporting financial institutions in a way that the wise and frugal among us don't.

EDIT: Which is probably the most ironic part of his "fuck capitalism" decision to "default".

When did she default? I don't think she's taken out any loans for anything.

 

[ln18]

When did she default? I don't think she's taken out any loans for anything.

Decided not to use his free money to pay his $400 phone bill.

 

[Bassomatic]

When did she default? I don't think she's taken out any loans for anything.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-2-2015-owe-money-just-default.10563/

Those options aren't for pre pay customers I just checked, so he's in a verizon contract, he's refusing to pay.