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[Mariposa Electrique]

As an addendum, aside from the hormonal conditions an the associated tendency for behavioral patterns to not match registered sex, there is also some weaker evidence for Klinefelter's being over-represented amongst troons as well but you can't read too much into that because...

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Predictable, of course, but amusing nonetheless.

Technically, it's not even an Intersex condition as well.

 

[AnOminous]

Is getting lesbians to suck dick really as easy as making them read a few VICE articles?

A million trannies screaming about them being "transphobic" because they won't suck dick says no.

Uh, I’m 100% Not A Scientist, but... titty skittles cause gene resequencing wut?

It's SCIENCE you bigot. Don't you fucking love science?

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Posts his origin story in r/TwoXChromosomes. It'd be terribly sad if true but he'd still be a freak for posting it there.

Thankfully it is not true. That is 100% fantasy.

 

[Monolith]

Rate me MATI but FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.

”Just say you believe trans women are women, just be kind.”
”But the TERVES say that means as a lesbian I’ll be expected to fuck them.”
”No no that is propaganda!”
”Ok...then I believe trans women are women.”
”Excellent, so now you’ll agree to fuck me, a trans woman!”
”Whaaaaat you said I didn’t have to, I just have to be believe you‘re women and be kind!”
”Ah but if you really believed we are women YOU WOULD FUCK ME! So get to sucking muh girldick and also here are a thousand Vice articles advising you on how you can best service my sexual needs without considering any of your own.”

It’s a trap. But not the kind of trap they admit to.

The thing is, traps don't normally try to pull this.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Ari Dennis, partner of “Brynnifer”, thinks it’s totally okay to explain strap-ons and pegging to a toddler because kweer.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Ari Dennis, partner of “Brynnifer”, thinks it’s totally okay to explain strap-ons and pegging to a toddler because kweer.

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Could you imagine your mentally ill mother leaving silicone dongs all over the house until you finally get fed up and say, "Ok, I get it, there's dicks all over the house. Why do you keep leaving them around?"

Woman larping as a man tells r/bigdickproblems that they are troonphobic
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r/bigdickproblems - this sub has a transphobia problem

0 votes and 43 comments so far on Reddit

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Another trans "man" is begging for attention on r/smalldickproblems
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r/smalldickproblems - Is a trans guy allowed here?

99 votes and 71 comments so far on Reddit

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Would be hilarious if this was the beginning of a troon infestation in both subs.

There's no quicker way to out yourself as a manlet FTM than the gratuitous use of the word "bro". Yeah, keep calling each other bro over and over, that will make you a real man. It's like listening to white-knuckle alcoholics talk about how happy they are being sober. Keep telling yourself that lie and surely it will become true.

 

[Rotter]

Is not dating troons transphobic? This young gay boy would like you to know that it isn't.
But, and there is always a 'but'. If this shiny young gay boy
was ever asked explicitly, whether or not he was a girl, he would never tell. 2:50-3:10.

One day a tranny is going to make that honest video
called 'I am a very sick fuck with brain-rot'. We will never see it in our lifetime.

Nobody expects the Tranish Inquisition!

I kinda want to know what the Tranish Inquisition looks like.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

Is not dating troons transphobic? This young gay boy would like you to know that it isn't.
But, and there is always a 'but'. If this shiny young gay boy
was ever asked explicitly, whether or not he was a girl, he would never tell. 2:50-3:10.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pNLvKNjLFg8
One day a tranny is going to make that honest video
called 'I am a very sick fuck with brain-rot'. We will never see it in our lifetime.

Why do all glam youtubers look like glamor shots of toddler beauty queens? It’s disturbing.

Ari Dennis, partner of “Brynnifer”, thinks it’s totally okay to explain strap-ons and pegging to a toddler because kweer.

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This guy better be super-ready for that toddler to tell everyone they know about this.

I have friends with toddlers and let me tell you what they are not shy in talking about bodies, which is fine (nothing will ever beat a kid correcting me with the word “uterus” when I asked about his soon-to-be little sister) you just have to be very comfortable with whatever you’re telling your kid making the rounds.

 

[Cuscuta]

Troon "PhD" thinks that the fact that cells, bodies and tissue are coded to react to changes in hormone levels debunks the idea of sex being "binary". What do these people expect we mean when saying that sex is binary? That the two human sexes are completely genetically distinct species who's biochemistry is incompatible with each other on some fundamental level? This is lunacy. Of course your body is going to be feminized by the presence of your species' female hormone, regardelss of your chromosomes. NO, that doesn't mean "lol, biological sex don't real"



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Yep. Absolutely indistinguishable from a natural human female. Binary sex btfo!

 

[Garbage.Theory]

Troon "PhD" thinks that the fact that cells, bodies and tissue are coded to react to changes in hormone levels debunks the idea of sex being "binary". What do these people expect we mean when saying that sex is binary? That the two human sexes are completely genetically distinct species who's biochemistry is incompatible with each other on some fundamental level? This is lunacy. Of course your body is going to be feminized by the presence of your species' female hormone, regardelss of your chromosomes. NO, that doesn't mean "lol, biological sex don't real"

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Yep. Absolutely indistinguishable from a natural human female. Binary sex btfo!

Wait until they find out that men have estrogen and estrogen receptors and visa versa for women and testosterone.
It’s just used differently because it isn’t your primary hormone

 

[Rotter]

Nobody expects the Tranish Inquisition!

 

[remiem]

Is not dating troons transphobic? This young gay boy would like you to know that it isn't.
But, and there is always a 'but'. If this shiny young gay boy
was ever asked explicitly, whether or not he was a girl, he would never tell. 2:50-3:10.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pNLvKNjLFg8
One day a tranny is going to make that honest video
called 'I am a very sick fuck with brain-rot'. We will never see it in our lifetime.

Of all the things that can literally kill a troon this one is actually one of them and they still do it.

It's also rape.

 

[Rotter]

This guy better be super-ready for that toddler to tell everyone they know about this.

I have friends with toddlers and let me tell you what they are not shy in talking about bodies, which is fine (nothing will ever beat a kid correcting me with the word “uterus” when I asked about his soon-to-be little sister) you just have to be very comfortable with whatever you’re telling your kid making the rounds.

We have a saying in my country: ''Fra børn og fulde folk skal man høre sandheden". It's something like: "You'll get the truth from children and drunkards".
Be fucking careful

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

We have a saying in my country: ''Fra børn og fulde folk skal man høre sandheden". It's something like: "You'll get the truth from children and drunkards".
Be fucking careful

Same in germany:
Betrunkene & kleine Kinder lügen nicht = Drunkards & small children never lie

That means drunkards & small children are secretly terfs.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

We have a saying in my country: ''Fra børn og fulde folk skal man høre sandheden". It's something like: "You'll get the truth from children and drunkards".
Be fucking careful

Same in germany:
Betrunkene & kleine Kinder lügen nicht = Drunkards & small children never lie

That means drunkards & small children are secretly terfs.

I am adopting both of these.
In English though. Because My pronounciation would otherwise be shameful.

 

[unwieldy_object]

We have a saying in my country: ''Fra børn og fulde folk skal man høre sandheden". It's something like: "You'll get the truth from children and drunkards".
Be fucking careful

Same in germany:
Betrunkene & kleine Kinder lügen nicht = Drunkards & small children never lie

That means drunkards & small children are secretly terfs.

Same in Sweden, "Av barn och dårar får man höra sanningen"

 

[Princessrestard]

Troon "PhD" thinks that the fact that cells, bodies and tissue are coded to react to changes in hormone levels debunks the idea of sex being "binary". What do these people expect we mean when saying that sex is binary? That the two human sexes are completely genetically distinct species who's biochemistry is incompatible with each other on some fundamental level? This is lunacy. Of course your body is going to be feminized by the presence of your species' female hormone, regardelss of your chromosomes. NO, that doesn't mean "lol, biological sex don't real"

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Yep. Absolutely indistinguishable from a natural human female. Binary sex btfo!

There are one hundred thousand different ways of saying nothing using all sorts of words. He is phd in blablering and distorting reality.
Edit: cuz I put the wrong words

 

[AnOminous]

Same in germany:
Betrunkene & kleine Kinder lügen nicht = Drunkards & small children never lie

Did whoever invented that saying ever meet a small child?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Troon "PhD" thinks that the fact that cells, bodies and tissue are coded to react to changes in hormone levels debunks the idea of sex being "binary". What do these people expect we mean when saying that sex is binary? That the two human sexes are completely genetically distinct species who's biochemistry is incompatible with each other on some fundamental level? This is lunacy. Of course your body is going to be feminized by the presence of your species' female hormone, regardelss of your chromosomes. NO, that doesn't mean "lol, biological sex don't real"

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Yep. Absolutely indistinguishable from a natural human female. Binary sex btfo!

It's jist not humanly possible. It might give you bitch tits because mother nature uses a similar template for both sexes. It's why we can get high of weed and heroin made from poppy seeds. Ot takes too much energy to create something 100% new aming orgasms.

 

[Sourceress]

This guy better be super-ready for that toddler to tell everyone they know about this.

I have friends with toddlers and let me tell you what they are not shy in talking about bodies, which is fine (nothing will ever beat a kid correcting me with the word “uterus” when I asked about his soon-to-be little sister) you just have to be very comfortable with whatever you’re telling your kid making the rounds.

Maybe if the world decides to be a lovely place for a day or two, the toddler will spread that around school and CPS will be called, and they will be taken away from the degenerates and found a nice, normal family that doesn't constantly talk about sex around toddlers and leave sex toys lying around the house. And they'll get therapy, lots and lots of therapy.

Go ahead, rate me optimistic.