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Just from reading the title, I thought this was going to be some retarded navel-gazing on if toasting, as in the tradition of raising a glass and making a speech, was gendered. That would still be stupid but would at least make a little sense in the tranny context. Leave it to troons to accidentally create expert level subversive humor by sheer idiocy alone. :story:
 
if they're all so happy about their 'top surgery' then why do they always look dead inside afterwards? I feel like with most FtMs the regret is instant
I don't understand how they could possibly not regret it honestly. They get into this because getting "top surgery" is presented as this sanitized, idealized procedure through which you become a Real Boy and everyone will love and celebrate you.

And what you get is... massive scars that will never go away, nipples that look like stickers and have a high chance of rotting or falling off, either no sensation or chronic pain in what was your breasts (often both in different parts), inability to enjoy being touched on the chest ever again (due to lack of sensation, fucked up nerves, chronic pain, or all of the above), the realization that no one will ever be attracted to the mess you've made of yourself, the other realization that there is no real going back from this...

How could you possibly not look in the mirror at that fucking mess with all those problems and not think "jesus fuck, what have I done?"

And of course the only way they know how to deal with it is to go back to the hugbox where they'll get tons of attention and praise for their self-mutilation and be assured that everyone thinks their giant chest scars are "hot" and that they're a "real boy" now and super manly and that's all that matters. Just try to forget about the other stuff and celebrate. And that encourages the next girl to do the same thing, and the next one, and the next one...
 
Eh. It’s been done.

Besides the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills from the picture grabbing a woman's natural boobs and looking forward to remove them so he can attach them to someone else (which is reminiscent of troons wanting to steal wombs from actual women for themselves), there's another nice tranny reference in a transwoman (played by a "cis" woman, something unthinkable nowadays) and who is deadnamed all the time by Snake Plissken. At some point, Snake even reaches for the tranny's crotch looking for something he knows is there.

It's a very silly movie, but it's so offensive to [CURRENT YEAR] sensibilities that's perhaps much more enjoyable now than ever.
 
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How do you do my fellow dudes? :story:

This chick fucking kills me. Everything about this picture is perfect; the backward cap, the cotton tank top, the softness of her face, the weird tentativeness in her expression, the tuft of dyed red hair and most of all the pube beard. It's just a masterpiece.


File this under unstable self-image:

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https://www.reddit.com/r/TransyTalk...lly_got_a_response_to_start_testosterone_but/(x)

Mother inexplicably sad that her autistic (as per post history) daughter is permanently mangling her body for basically no discernible reason:
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You just have to feel for the mother really, like what is she even to do or say? And her daughter can't even articulate why she wants to virilize herself in a way that doesn't rely on jargon detached from the concrete world.
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Things like this make me so darned sad. What the hell is wrong with just wearing what you want, doing your hair however you want and just being yourself? I hate how these kids think they need to force themselves into rigid boxes and can't see that they can just be what they want to be and nobody will hate them for it.

I'm too old for this shit, and MATI.
 
Besides the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills from the picture grabbing a woman's natural boobs and looking forward to remove them so he can attach them to someone else (which is reminiscent of troons wanting to steal wombs from actual women for themselves), there's another nice tranny reference in a transwoman (played by a "cis" woman, something unthinkable nowadays) and who is deadnamed all the time by Snake Plissken. At some point, Snake even reaches for the tranny's crotch looking for something he knows is there.

It's a very silly movie, but it's so offensive to [CURRENT YEAR] sensibilities that's perhaps much more enjoyable now than ever.
While HerShe is played by a cis woman, I honestly think it’s one of the strongest portrayals of a transwoman out there. She commands the respect of a whole gang of outlaws and stands up against being misgendered all while helping the guy doing the misgendering because she realizes that there are worse things out there than being called a name.

its a strength that honestly spoke to me (as much as Escape from LA can speak to a person) as a cis woman. Because frankly, the cis women in that movie were morons.
 
Found tumblr account run by either a 15 year old or a furry. She reblogs "terfy" posts and barks in the comments

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Plus personal favourite:

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my vagina and i are laughing at this
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The first one looks like that grizzled cursed wojak meme.


This. Also, women that want to feel inclusive and woke help parrot this shit, so the troons get an assist and the asspats they crave.

For example:
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McKenna is a bi woman constantly posting about fatphobia and being fat, so she is all about “normalizing” bullshit that shouldn’t be praised.
“Bryleigh” (Brydon) and Brian are just two dudes living pathetic lives after their wives divorced them. They have turned their sour grapes and rage at their inability to get laid on “terfs” (which again, has nothing to do with radical feminism, but the audacity to say No to their dicks).

posting Brian again because what the fuck is this low-effort shit.
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I don't have enough vomit in my body to express how this makes me feel.


How do you do my fellow dudes? :story:
Should I be a cute fat girl looking down a future brimming with unlimited possibilities or a creepy abomination trapped in a miserable dead-end life? Decisions, decisions.


Sometimes these things are not tragic at all, sometimes a specimens voluntarily removal from the gene pool is for the greater good.

In that first GIF, did he try to edit out his mammoth cromag brow indentations or is that just the light hitting the so-manly valley on his forehead?


Are you kidding me? I love dating single moms. They know they need to land a provider so they try harder in the sack.
Also probably more tolerant of being toted around in a sack. Bitches don't know about my duffel bag... yet.


That is so extreme that it is 100% indistinguishable from caricature.
 
Merry Christmass everyone! Thanks for keeping me sane thru 2020. Let's see if 2021 gives us just as many laughs.
HER app dump: [disgusted sigh]

starting with FTMs in honor of Ellen Page and her new manly mean mug selfie.
It gave me this deep feeling of pity and sadness, watching someone delude themselves on such an extreme level, while being clapped for by woke folx. the feeling of fremdscham; vicarious embarrassment.
it reminded me of this profile:
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even tinier Asher
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Kayden (lol the names get me every time) added a photo with cow Jazz Jennings
side note, Bryleigh removed Lesbian from his profile, was this a moment of real self-awareness, or did he just realize he looked ridiculous with 5+ sexual orientations listed? He kept demisexual like a kid on tumblr instead of the 42-year-old heterosexual father of two that he is
Another cross-eyed... "lesbian"
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I will never run out of Alices. This one posted his troon mode and normal dude instas (trigger warning for extremely shitty art)
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titty skittles aren't gonna do a thing about those size 13 clodhoppers
The more hideous you are, the more you are concerned about terfs (aka, anyone not outright worshipping the girl dick 24/7)
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I end with... Brian. :story:
Doing God's work, you are.

OK, gang, meet Mateo, another TiF ignoring gay men's boundaries.
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I have to say that is a pretty successful transformation. I mean, the tits still look weird as fuck and the nipples are all wrong, but I would probably have been fooled down the bar - at least until she opened her mouth and that froggy croaky T-voice comes out.

Next up is Jamal. Jamal looks and sounds _completely_ sane - no mental issues here, no siree.
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What is it with TiFs and being into the most degrading sex shit they can think up? Is that what they really think of gay men?

And finally, unknown TiF. At least this one doesn't seem like a complete nutjob.
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Really funny that she thinks she packs a medium-sized cock and I wish she'd posted her tattoos; they are usually terrible. But at least she's not calling herself gay, so yeah I guess?
If the smell of dried-up underwear cum is "mayo", he definitely reeks of it.

For the same reason I don't chow down on my dildos, I would not chow down on that thing. Goddamn it's sad.
 
I'm always curious where this comes from, so I go back to a person's first posts/comments on Reddit. Maybe 10 percent were trannies from the beginning but the other 90 started out posting in r/lesbians or the male equivalent. This one was posting in everything lesbian and calling themselves female as recent as a year ago, but is now trans and posting on gay subs.
 
While HerShe is played by a cis woman, I honestly think it’s one of the strongest portrayals of a transwoman out there. She commands the respect of a whole gang of outlaws and stands up against being misgendered all while helping the guy doing the misgendering because she realizes that there are worse things out there than being called a name.

its a strength that honestly spoke to me (as much as Escape from LA can speak to a person) as a cis woman. Because frankly, the cis women in that movie were morons.
I don't remember the character at all. Or much more than the bare bones of the plot tbh. But I did only watch it once, half a lifetime ago. I've got more appreciation for cheesy films now I'm getting on a bit.
I'm gonna go download it, ta both for sorting out tonight's viewing :heart-full:
 
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I'm always curious where this comes from, so I go back to a person's first posts/comments on Reddit. Maybe 10 percent were trannies from the beginning but the other 90 started out posting in r/lesbians or the male equivalent. This one was posting in everything lesbian and calling themselves female as recent as a year ago, but is now trans and posting on gay subs.
What’s up with that? The traditional explanation is that FTMs are lesbians dealing with internalized homophobia so they transition to ‘become’ a straight guy. But lesbian who ‘becomes’ a gay guy...?? How does that make sense?
 
Living their life must be so exhausting where every action has to be judged as feminine or masculine on various levels, who has time for that? Eat the fucking toast, or don't. Go outside, get a job.
Also, as usual the MtF supposedly has some feminine soul but his "toxic masculinity" totally is the fault of his family :story:
That's one of the things that drives me nuts about troonism. Depending on what's more convenient for them at the time trannies will either claim that gender is a social construct that doesn't matter and that it's fluid or they'll claim that gender is fundamental and unchangeable. They switch from one to the other with absolutely no self-awareness.
They will claim that cis people are so committed to gender roles that we get offended by seeing them reject them when really the vast majority of us just think they're ridiculous for trying so hard (or claiming to try, some of them don't even recognizably try) to reject their gender roles.
They will claim that cis people never think about gender roles and that therefore they're better at being men/women than we are when we recognize that our hobbies and clothing aren't what make us men or women.

Unfortunately, this sort of schizophrenically hypocritical take on transness works way too well and handmaidens never seem to recognize the inherent contradiction until something finally makes them peak trans and everything falls apart in record time. That's what happened to me, but I think that most trans allies won't even think about it hard enough to ever recognize the contradiction. They get told that 1) trannnies reject gender roles (which they sometimes do) therefore 2) transphobes must embrace restrictive gender roles (which they sometimes do) therefore 3) trannies are progressive and transphobia are conservative (which they sometimes are) and therefore 4) that as progressives they should always support trans people.
Why don't we see this sort of approach work for conservatives though? Why don't they claim that transphobes are trying to tear down gender roles and that trannies are embracing them (which is at least as true as points 1 and 2 above)? Well, they do, it's just not as successful on conservatives. That's not because conservatives are more intelligent though, it's because self-serving and hypocritical tranny apologetics is fundamentally an exercise in sophistry and while both sides engage in sophistry progressives are more likely to be convinced by it (because progressivism is almost always full of academics) while conservatives pretty much only use it to enforce their own beliefs. So a few fetishists (AGPs, AAPs, GAMPS and what have you) who probably used to be pretty evenly spread on all parts of the political spectrum ended up making inroads on the left, not only drawing in more fetishists to their part of the spectrum but also managing to flip some of the people who were already there. They still have some of these fetishists on the right, but because they don't get indulged they're usually pretty obviously just conservative men who want to fuck men dressed as women.
One of the best examples of the shallow progressivism of the trans rights movements is traditionally leftist organizations like the ACLU latching onto obvious cases of homophobic parents openly saying that they were worried that their child was gay and being relieved that they're trans (but it's OK for little Jaron Jazz to be feminine and attracted to boys because he she is a girl).
 
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