-hey guuuuuise, im magically not sick anymore!
-im so soarr from being sick, my whole body is so soar its from puking not from weighing as much as a small car
-i just lyke, try to be the most positive person even during even lyke hard situation type moments
-anyway welcome to vlogmas see im not a quitter!
-showering was super tough but "we" did it (has to have help shower confirmed)
-look how huge this sweater is on my delicate frame arent i so sweet and dainteee??
-my brother (remember i have a brother) had a drawing got drawn of me so crazy
-let me squeal over my plastic junk earrings DONT INTERRUPT ME BABE
-ohmygosh BABE dont make me LAUGH im in so much PAAAAIIIN
-lol oh my gosh the wrapping paper came off im so bussteeed
-me and becky totally write stories and stuff so i got her this tshirt of a generic space woman to force her to make her the next character!!!
-(interlude as becky spergs about clothes and shorts of times gone by, she wants purple shirts but shes too fucking fat for them)
-guuuiiseee if you find some giant fucking shorst pls buy them for beckys fat asssss
-becky is totally losing weight because shes OBSESSED with water right now
-oh it hurts to laugh BABE dont hurt meee
-look how in love we are holding hands from 4 feet apart hope you dont get SICK!
-(becky keeps talking about how fat she is, shes becoming self aware)
-BBAAAAAAABE you keep hurting my delicate GUNT making me CACKLE
-babe take this camera so i can priove my heavy breathing is just my sweet gentle laughter not my dying gassssppps
-im SMILING with AIR hahahaha im so quirky watch me eye fuck myself and ignore becky
-oops i forgot to end the vlog im just so buuuusy oops