Like Carlin said: Tattoos used to be bikers, sailors, dudes who went to war, and whores.
Now everyone soy golem and basic bitch Becky with daddy issues have them to the point where they are meaningless and basic bitch normal.
You knew shit was changing when you look at someone and go "What's the ink for?" and point at their shitty tattoo and they go "Felt like getting a tattoo. Isn't it awesome?"
Piercings and hair dye were punk and to go "Fuck you Dad and The Man!" I mean, hell, Crazy Uncle Johnny had a couple of school pictures with a safety pin in his lip back in the bad ol' days.
Now it's just retards. Well, bigger retards, 'cause I was kind of a tard.
With youth comes tardness, with age comes autism.