Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[Shakka Ahmose]

One thing I've learned watching Internet weirdos is they never get in near as much trouble as you think they're going to.

i definitely don't want to overhype shit. i'm here for the dumpster fire that will be this court case. both sides should remain quiet for their own good but they are too inept to do that.

 

[Absurdity]

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Taking one last look and sniff before he is court-ordered to sit on it permanently.

 

[Malaika]

Ethan is now over 30 minutes late, despite having been in chat 20 minutes ago.

I wonder what he could be doing at the moment.

Honestly? Drinking and/or popping pills while spazzing out to his friends for reassurance. Getting arrested more than likely spooked the hell out of him even if he doesn't show it.

 

[L. Duse]

I really like the idea of getting permission from MC Jarbo and Ear Juice to make an album of Gunt Songs, and put them on bandcamp with the proceeds going to the kid. We should actually do that.

Does Sandra Ralph deserve anything?

 

[LemmeSee]

Is anyone restreaming tonight? I have high hopes for him announcing that he'll be representing himself in court but when it's a nothing burger I'm going to pretend that I felt that way all long because I get off on saying "I told you so."

 

[Haru Okumura]

How many times is he going to mention the broke dick farms tonight?

His smoothbrain viewers are already coping hard that it's all just a gay op by Josh and the posters here:

 

[dvdlee18]

His smoothbrain viewers are already coping hard that it's all just a gay op by Josh and the posters here:

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who is josh moon

 

[The Demon Baby]

GAYDUR, LAW ENFORCEMENT IS AYLAGGING ME, HELP ME, BRING YOUR LUCHADOR MASK AND YOUR EPIC GAMER BROOM OF DOOM
GAAAAAAAAYYYYYDUUUUUUURRRR!!!
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Put Null's face over Chauvin's.

 

[Sam Losco]

No mugshot, but got this:


12 AM obviously makes no sense for the booking date since he did that other show today.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Is anyone restreaming tonight? I have high hopes for it but when it's a nothing burger I'm going to pretend that I felt that way all long because I get off on saying "I told you so."

From the looks of it, tonight might be the most nothing burger of all. Fucker is 45 minutes late. I don't think that's a record but one for the books.

Wonder why he's taking so long. Options include but are not limited to:
1. Talking on the phone with Faith about his foolish tweet
2. In a screaming match with his mother
3. In a screaming match with pantsu over announcing their relationship
4. Crying into the ralph-chan poster
5. Arrested again
6. He's just scared guys give him a break I don't know why you alog him so hard all the time come on

I'm personally fond of number 4

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

His smoothbrain viewers are already coping hard that it's all just a gay op by Josh and the posters here:

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here's the discord link btw for those who haven't joined

Spoiler: discord

 

[kosher bath salts]

who is josh moon

A dangerous serbian meth dealer that has been antagonizing our mensch for the past year or so

 

[The Demon Baby]

Ethan Ralph: Built for BBC.

 

[Sasquatch82]

No mugshot, but got this:
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12 AM obviously makes no sense for the booking date since he did that other show today.

Was really hoping for an updated height measurement...

 

[JewBacca]

WTF No height and weight details? FAKE NEWS. LOL

 

[kosher bath salts]

WTF No height and weight details? FAKE NEWS. LOL

Time to see if Ethan is 5 11' or 5 9' like he claims

 

[Sam Losco]

He was probably just picked up and brought in for questioning. Charges come later if they think they have enough.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Ethan is now over 30 minutes late, despite having been in chat 20 minutes ago.

I wonder what he could be doing at the moment.

Chugging a bottle of booze and popping pill probably

 

[Hüftpriester]

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wtf happened to his thumb? Does pantsu keep a mouse trap in her butthole or something?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

popping pill

ralph's gonna have to chug most of the bottle to get any effect