Gunt in Tampa - 10th - 12th December, 2020

[Postal Pippa]

Gunty apparently lost his phone after being beaten up by a Cuban lady.

https://twitter.com/theralphretort/status/1337466109721710594?s=21

Didnt you call that @PhoBingas ?

Daddy Dick didn’t invite Ralph to lunch it seems. Maybe he only wanted his successful friends around.

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Diddlers and Roses

 

[Simulacrum]

What if he's doing a private paypig-only stream? Is it even possible?

Or to own the aylawgs epic-style: no stream at all.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Diddlers and Roses

And Cuties on Netflix
Bright copper dildos
And rants about Maddox

Digibro's transition, now that's a thing
These are a few of my favourite things

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Daddy Dick didn’t invite Ralph to lunch it seems. Maybe he only wanted his successful friends around.

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The Guntcrease Surfers

 

[The Demon Baby]

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Bet your human baby felt that way too

Remember:

 

[High Tea]

Daddy Dick didn’t invite Ralph to lunch it seems. Maybe he only wanted his successful friends around.

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Mid-life Crisis Express

 

[AnOminous]

Pey has arrived ladies and gentlemen. Which one of the degenerates is going to try to fuck her or get accused of rape first?

She may be the only one of these thots who is remotely bangable. So who is she and how fucking insane is she?

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

we lost, I guess.

 

[RichardRApe]

we lost, I guess.

He can't keep getting away with it!

 

[Vetti]

Well shucks. Better go home folks.

 

[ElAbominacion]

She may be the only one of these thots who is remotely bangable. So who is she and how fucking insane is she?

She is best known as the tiktok thot abortionist.

Guaranteed to abort the retort in case of guntlet.

 

[The Demon Baby]

Daddy Dick didn’t invite Ralph to lunch it seems. Maybe he only wanted his successful friends around.

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Who the fuck is that Ralph clone in the gay blue shirt?

 

[Freedom Fries]

Most of the listings I saw while digging had pretty similar rules, although I was mostly looking through the pictures and not the rules. I never recall seeing any that actually allowed parties. That said, there were some 300+ listings in the Tampa area and I find it hard to believe that there wouldn't be any that allow parties unless that's just a blanket airbnb policy. He probably checked the rules but rationalized to himself "it isn't actually a party".

It's a blanket policy. Literally zero airBnB places let you throw parties there. It gives them grounds to eject you if they think there will be damage. It can of course be ignored if they don't think there will be issues.

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I could believe one or two people might, but I seriously doubt many people have actually even called them. I'm certain it hasn't been "all day"

 

[Alcoholic Anonymous]

we lost, I guess.

If Ralph is what winning looks like, we’re in good company boys.

Who the fuck is that Ralph clone in the gay blue shirt?

I believe that’s Mersh of Nightwave Radio and RotC
Nevermind I’m a fucking idiot.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Daddy Dick didn’t invite Ralph to lunch it seems. Maybe he only wanted his successful friends around.

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"The Shoelifts"

 

[Blancmange]

Who the fuck is that Ralph clone in the gay blue shirt?

MadCucks, a Dick Show superfan

 

[Ol' Slag]

You know what is smart to do when people are trying to get you kicked out of your place?

Talk shit sbout the owner being "based" and telling them to go fuck themselves.

That will make sure people dont go to more extreme lengths to fuck up your shit.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

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“Whatever you guys do, please don’t give up!”
Wise choice to antagonize autistic people

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

You know what is smart to do when people are trying to get you kicked out of your place?

Talk shit sbout the owner being "based" and telling them to go fuck themselves.

That will make sure people dont go to more extreme lengths to fuck up your shit.

It's almost like malicious parties on the internet get even more incensed to do malicious stuff when their target starts bragging.

 

[L. Duse]

Or to own the aylawgs epic-style: no stream at all.

I thought we "alawgs" call having no stream "aborting the retort" and us owning @theralph.