🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I really doubt this
Same. It'd require him to get sober which he's demonstrated time and again that he is not capable of doing. I wouldn't call it solace but it's obvious that with this trajectory of his, he won't see the child turn 18 and therefore not be stuck with 18 years of child support. Jokes on you, Aylawgz!
 
Nick is actually whining now.
"I was gonna back Rainbow Brute live on the stream tonight, but I can't do it if he doesn't show up!"
This is the best kind of cringe comedy.
Should the Nick Rekeita thread be moved into the eventual Ralph sub-forum? Honestly, this thread gets more fucking Rackets discussion than his own thread in Weeb Wars. Seems like a fitting fate for Nick, who refuses to abandon the Gunt.
 
The question is does Ralph have thousands of dollars to pay lawyers and fees?
Even then, visitation is all he can get and he will be ordered to pay at least %20 of his income in child support.
All good points, I just don't see Ethan giving in to Mr. V. If he has to pay child support, you better believe he's going to want the baby(more likely kid, I don't think he'll push to be in her life until she's older) over the summer.
 
I though his comment about “never taking a baby away from its mother” was hilarious. While he was hoping to sound noble it’s obvious what he meant it “that baby is 100% your problem to deal with, not mine.”



No he won’t. He’s garbage. He will completely wash his hands of the kid but put all the blame for doing so on Faith and the Vickers to rationalize it.

I predict Ethan might see the kid once as a baby. Then he might meet him when the kid is a teenager and Ralph is in the hospital dying of liver failure/heart failure and the Vickers figure this is the last chance the kid will have to see first hand what a miserable heap of shit his dad was and can live the rest of its life thankful his dad ghosted.
Lol I can very easily see that happening.

My prediction: if Ethan is forced to pay child support he's going to fight for custody because that would piss off Mr Vickers more than anything.
 
All good points, I just don't see Ethan giving in to Mr. V. If he has to pay child support, you better believe he's going to want the baby(more likely kid, I don't think he'll push to be in her life until she's older) over the summer.
Why are you referring to the baby as a girl? Has the gender been revealed somewhere?
 
All good points, I just don't see Ethan giving in to Mr. V. If he has to pay child support, you better believe he's going to want the baby(more likely kid, I don't think he'll push to be in her life until she's older) over the summer.

You need money to hire lawyers to fight for parental rights. Vickers has more money for better lawyers. I would love to see Ralph try this.

Why are you referring to the baby as a girl? Has the gender been revealed somewhere?
Because if it's Ralph's kid, it's going to be a pussy no matter what gender it is.
 
This.

You can see Ralph getting visibly annoyed in the messages and I can't blame him. If someone was messaging me with her kind of mewling shit I'd have started just airing it.

It's gay that shit's being cut, the leakers need to release it all and stop the moustache-twirling faggotry.
he should have realized this is what an 18 year old girl would be like and is why we were disgusted with him. Having said that if he wasnt such a narcissist and instead was a legitimate talent he would have been leaking these himself while it was happening. Like Luis J Gomez does, make your personal fuck ups part of the show. Your ego shouldn't get in the way of your money
He'll need to find a strong and thick treebranch too, along with a crane.


"Childhood best friend", "haven't talked to in 2 years".
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Makes me wonder what kind of best friend that is. I still constantly talk to the couple I had growing up...
i would have gussed Zidan. but that fuckers still kicking it in ohio
 
My prediction: if Ethan is forced to pay child support he's going to fight for custody because that would piss off Mr Vickers more than anything.

There is no situation I can possibly see that would allow Ralph to either get sole custody or decent visitation rights (barring insanity from the Vickers).

So, you know, he should go for it and waddle his drunken ass into court to give us all a good laugh.
 
In other news, Nick's guest ghosted him tonight (Ethan Van Sciver) and he is looking increasingly nervous. This is actually really funny. He's actually sweating while he attempts to cover for EVS' no show. EVS is a marketing whore for his comic books, so the fact that he just didn't show up is saying something.
Is there any indication it's because of his association with people like Ethan Ralph? Or did he just blow him off to be a dick? I suppose you could ask him on the CG thread.
 
Is there any indication it's because of his association with people like Ethan Ralph? Or did he just blow him off to be a dick? I suppose you could ask him on the CG thread.

As it turns out, EVS just slept in, but a bunch of people in the chat were saying it was because of the Ralph thing, and Nick got really pissed (before EVS showed up). He almost exploded. He told a couple of people to fuck off and leave.
He confirmed that he is going to Road Rage and will be hanging out with Ralph though.
 
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