🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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This was pointed out right in the beginning.

If you look even closer at the time stamp, you'll see it doesn't match up either because of the resend shit.
HERE and TIMESTAMP MISMATCH
Seriously, the post that was on the same page talked about it and the person caught more detail. A page later, the leaker (Elric) posted one or two more versions. Is this even news? Ayelawgz btfo?? Shit we've been through 2 days ago?

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Good lord, 3600 pages. The last 50 was worthless.
This is why you don't let yourself get so close to cows you end up making content with them. Clouds your judgement and you end up just becoming a gator tier shill.
 
I really like how The Gunt is such a mental midget he thinks creating a baby is something that he's going to walk away from, like a bad friendship, and never encounter the Vickers again. If that baby is born, Mr. Vickers will hold Ethan to task, and constantly be in his life with family court appearances for financial support for Fai. All that, up until he finally follows through with his opiate OD. :gunt:
 
How was Ethan allegedly going to commit suicide? With his tolerance to pills and booze it'd take an entire pharmacy to put him down for good.

Did he buy some of that extra-strong rope they use to moor ships to the dockside?
He'll need to find a strong and thick treebranch too, along with a crane.

He's trying to use his "friend's" predicament as a shield to portray himself as a victim. Classic Ralph!
"Childhood best friend", "haven't talked to in 2 years".
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Makes me wonder what kind of best friend that is. I still constantly talk to the couple I had growing up...
 
It's looking more and more like ralph activly doesn't want to keep faith around, he couldn't afford a baby even at 50k
Just because you live in the ghetto it doesn't mean you're hood rich, Ethan.
I really like how The Gunt is such a mental midget he thinks creating a baby is something that he's going to walk away from
"Tell me where to sign the papers, Vickers!" He legit thought there was paperwork prepared and he could walk away from this. He's in a for a world of pain.
 
Ethan is trying to get Rex Jones to go to Tampa to stay in his compound (May, Pey, and Wolfpup are the previously confirmed members already staying there) and Rex has seemingly accepted.

EDIT: He also said they have a pool, so we might end up seeing a gunt reveal.

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It's always fun to see Ralph's lack of emotional maturity manifesting itself again as he suicide baits like a mentally ill teenager to a mentally ill teenager.
Faith’s “I’ve got cramps” and “I’m throwing up” messages made me roll my eyes, but a 35 year old man using the exact same tactic with Faith’s father is a whole other level of pure cringe. Ethan is better at being a pissy emotionally manipulative victim than his nineteen year old ex-girlfriend.

"My friend is about to get homeless and lose his life. I'm going to whine about it with my FIL who fucking hates my guts instead of helping him."

This is you, Ethan. You can't even help your friends. You deserve to die alone.

He is such classic white trash. Ethan would say this exact same thing to a boss at Wal-Mart for coming in an hour late. Coming up with dramatic emotional pity excuses to try and make someone else the bad guy for their utter failures is the life blood of the trailer lifestyle. They truly don’t understand that no one gives a fuck about their pathetic (usually fake) sob stories.

Some guy Ethan used to smoke weed with he was 20 and who he hasn’t talked to in a decade has landed in the hospital thanks to some bad decision during meth psychosis. Cry for poor Ethan. How can he possibly go on in this cruel world?!?
 
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I guess he was looking to score a chick like Pey, some random slut who goes bareback but isn't afraid of a Cytotek pill.

Instead he got Baby Crazy BPD Faith.
Pey can sing, giving her a single redeemimg factor, thus out of his league. She's also 4'something, and would produce a cursed midget child. Dysgenic even by ER standards.
 
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