🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Mundane Ralph]

I feel more sorry for the chinese virus being stuck in the gunt than i do the gunt.

Imagine what that type of environment might do to the virus. Ralph could be incubating a new super virus, mutated by gunt secretions.

 

[PhoBingas]

Imagine what that type of environment might do to the virus. Ralph could be incubating a new super virus, mutated by gunt secretions.

Are we living in the plot of that Covid-26 movie? Even if he has the coof, he's got like what? a 92% chance of beating it?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Imagine what that type of environment might do to the virus. Ralph could be incubating a new super virus, mutated by gunt secretions.

Good old papa nurgle always knows how to make things right. I'm pretty sure Ralph is screaming about how the vaccine is some evil mind control thing too.

How long until he's nursing some open beetus sore like that one guy?

 

[Desktop User2]

obvious fake conversations

While white knight is a bit extreme. Its that the Vicker's family have fool control of these "leaks" and sending it out through their carrier pigeon. No verification, no seeing what has been cut out. You literally just have to listen and believe. Considering how retarded vickers is, he probably added some shit for flair, I also want to see the things that WERE CUT. Now I know how synder fags feel.

This standard of proof was never applied to Vickers spergery (after confirming it was him), like verifying the Rad Roberts story. Also I don´t remember Ralph disputing it yet we went along for the ride because it was funny.
Now some fat leaf butthurt because he lost the initiative on shitting on Ralph dispute the leaks because "meth mouth bad" and homo leaker and suddenly there´s an issue.
Vickers already claimed he´s a part of the leaks, I don´t oppose a full release but dragging the thread because PPP said so is really annoying.

 

[PhoBingas]

Now some fat leaf butthurt because he lost the initiative on shitting on Ralph dispute the leaks because "meth mouth bad" and homo leaker and suddenly there´s an issue.
Vickers already claimed he´s a part of the leaks, I don´t oppose a full release but dragging the thread because PPP said so is really annoying.

Can we keep the PPP shit in the PPP thread and the gunt related stuff here? Is that too much to ask.
It's been said hundreds of times by hundreds of people in the 1000+ pages since the vickers popped onto the scene - There are no "good guys" in this story, everyone is just a different flavor of fucked in the head, and that's what makes it great.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Good old papa nurgle always knows how to make things right. I'm pretty sure Ralph is screaming about how the vaccine is some evil mind control thing too.

How long until he's nursing some open beetus sore like that one guy?

Nurgle is breeding some kind of super AIDS after he fucked the HIV horse inside that gunt.

 

[Love Machine]

This standard of proof was never applied to Vickers spergery (after confirming it was him), like verifying the Rad Roberts story. Also I don´t remember Ralph disputing it yet we went along for the ride because it was funny.
Now some fat leaf butthurt because he lost the initiative on shitting on Ralph dispute the leaks because "meth mouth bad" and homo leaker and suddenly there´s an issue.
Vickers already claimed he´s a part of the leaks, I don´t oppose a full release but dragging the thread because PPP said so is really annoying.

Again I was asking for proof long before ppp said anything about it. Try again.

Just give me the snyder leaks.

 

[L. Duse]

People kept complaining that they don't know what the fuck is going on so I made a timeline. It's uninteresting and purely barebones right now but I'll eventually edit it with more information. I'm fucking wrecked so I'm not doing anymore tonight. I'll do the pregnancy arc later. Before people start getting mad at Squire of Gothos, the only reason we had the majority of information is because of him and Psicopax. I'm wrecked and more brain dead than usual, but I can completely see where Squire of Gothos is coming from. Faith was baby crazy and was referencing a future family in July directly after running away from home. She was self admittedly insane. Everyone and their dog has abused this bitch.

Spoiler: Timeline: May to Aug 11

Timeline:

Mid/Late May: Josh makes a joke referencing the South Park episode ‘Britney’s New Look’, in which he says that Ralph needs to be sacrificed to the corn.

May 26th: Josh makes an appearance on the Dick Show (Episode 208 – Dick on Cuck Throat Timestamp 34:55 – 49:00ish) and they discuss the Corn Harvest. Ralph seethes at Josh about leaking DMs and they get into an argument about who is more womanly.

June 14th: Null makes a post about reaching a stage in his life where he wants to start a family and talks about the hardships of running the forum. Ralph responds by reading his post out loud to his audience and gloating on twitter.

June 15th: Ralph and Faith meet up for the first time in LA.

June 21: Dick Show with Destiny and Ralph – Ralph is with Faith at this time as Matt Vickers states that Faith wanted an autograph from Destiny. Around this time, Ralph is hanging out with Digibro, Pedopantsu and Riley.

June 23: Ralph and Faith fly back to their respective homes.

June 26: Adezero and Ralph break up.

July 10: Faith writes on twitter that she is running away from home because her father is physically, verbally and mentally abusive. She claims he has ignored her mental health issues, her brothers are in a dangerous environment which she is going to sue her father for and claims that her father didn’t do anything when she was sexually abused by an ex-boyfriend. She ends this post by saying that he will not have access to future grandchildren or the family she makes in future.

July 15: FAITH SAGA OFFICIALLY STARTS IN THREAD

Squire of Gothos introduces Faith Vickers – Ralph’s ‘Hot 18 year old girlfriend’.

July 17: Chris Kerr, Faith’s boyfriend who has been grooming and getting nudes from her since she was underaged, finds out that Faith is cheating on him.

July 22: Psicopax makes a post of Ralph interviewing Jacob Wohl, a man who worked to discredit victims of Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

July 26: Ralph doxxes Josh’s mum on stream. Dlive banned Josh 6 times. PPP, Godwinson and PO are going hard on Ralph around this period and even Mundane Matt and KOP are dunking on him. I’ll need help elaborating on the streams and internet personalities shitting on Ralph around this time period. Ralph starts flagging.

July 28: Mathew Vickers starts his twitter crusade after trolls poke at him on Facebook about how Ralph is fucking his daughter.

July 29: Dame Pesos and Dick Masterson start defending Ralph’s choices in dating teenagers. Riley told Josh he wasn’t welcome in Dick’s discord anymore. PPP begins beating Ralph in viewership. Faith come home arc begins. Mundane Matt victory lap.

July 31: Matthew Vickers and Ralph fight on twitter because Faith lies about her father abusing her. People start speculating whether or not Faith uses meth as Ralph parades her in front of the camera with her nasty ass teeth.

Aug 2: PPP is banned from dlive.

Aug 3: Ralph is at the pedophile tranny’s house.

Aug 4: Ade and Tachy turn on Ralph and start shitting on him. Ade confirms that Faith knew Ralph had a girlfriend while they were hooking up in June.

Aug 6: Ralph plays victim and shames Nigel of Ukip on his twitter to 20 followers about doxxing. Dlive tells Ralph about the correspondence between staff and Josh regarding Josh’s ban. Kraut reveals Gator’s bizzare and homosexual lust for him.

Aug 8: Faith expresses a desire to go home and says her parents (father included) are great. Ralph says on twitter that Faith is only visiting her parents. He also says that Josh has a broken penis. Not coping at all, he makes tweets mad that people don’t think she’s going to come back. Ralph will be in DC celebrating Digipedo’s birthday. Faith’s parents are also in DC coincidentally at the same time. Hmm.

Aug 11: MC Jarbo releases ‘Better than Me’. No Faith in sight. Chris Kerr shows up in the thread. He has DMs. Faith told Kerr that she was using Ralph and Ralph’s breath smelled like old tampons. She tells him she didn’t want to get crushed by the gunt. Kerr promises a stream going through the DMs and delivers. Ralph is publicly humiliated and gets really drunk and sad on stream. Matt Vickers denounces Chris Kerr because he’s an actual pedophile groomer by his own admission. Faith in the DMs, tells Kerr that Ralph has been drunk driving with her in the car and also supplying her with alcohol. Faith begs that she doesn't want anything posted until she's out of Virginia. Sound familiar, anyone?

Ralph sends Chris Kerr revenge porn while he is streaming, telling him to open it. It depicts two fat people having sex reverse cowgirl while a large and misshapen sack of fat rolls back and forth like the ocean waves rolling into a beach. Ralph shoves his thumb in her rectum and audibly huffs his fingers and cries out in pain as he ejaculates. Faith awkwardly yowls, unsure of when she should pretend that she climaxed.

Considering that this thread blew up from 1000 pages to nearly 4000 after the corn joke, I think you have summarised way more than half of this thread. And @Randall Fragg wants the OP updated after all.

We know that @theralph has a much longer history than that though if we are to do a rewritten OP justice. Him being bullied when he was young, being "hurt" by his father, starting the Ralph Retort and Killstream, his initial claim to fame because of Gamergate, involvement with Plate and starting doxing servers, getting trolled by people like Zoom, marrying Nora, run-ins with the law, involvement with internet drama with personalities like JF Gariepy to Carl Benjamin, Bouldergate, live streaming with Andy Warski at Miami, the first Pillstream, Null and Dame Pesos intervening, him bouncing back thanks to Mumkey Jones, getting involved with Dick Masterson, personalities who didn't get along with him initially but later became associates like Fuentes and Nick Deorio and the list goes on.

We can throw in @#KillAllPedos video too, take references from Encyclopedia Dramatica. What is mainly missing I think is what he did during Gamergate.

 

[MeltyTW]

First off, They ain’t married, so she can’t go after the gunt fund. all she can get is CS, insurance for the child and various shared expenses( sometimes private school and later college). If he’s diving into a real estate deal to protect his vast fortune. he’s an idiot. The court don’t care if you can’t pay, unless you are bedridden, you pay up or go to lock up.

whats it worth to the gunt to keep faith from talking to the alawgs though? i have to imagine her saying "gunt is a dead beat dad" is something he desperately doesnt want more so than a few lemons worth of makers.

Are we living in the plot of that Covid-26 movie? Even if he has the coof, he's got like what? a 92% chance of beating it?

thats for low risk people, ethan ralph is riddled with health issues related to breathing and other problems and is fat,

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Can we keep the PPP shit in the PPP thread and the gunt related stuff here? Is that too much to ask.
It's been said hundreds of times by hundreds of people in the 1000+ pages since the vickers popped onto the scene - There are no "good guys" in this story, everyone is just a different flavor of fucked in the head, and that's what makes it great.

The only solution to this is for Elric and KeeKee to work together in order to convince Null to make an Ethan Ralph subforum.

 

[MeltyTW]

The only solution to this is for Elric and KeeKee to work together in order to convince Null to make an Ethan Ralph subforum.

im convinced keekee is ralph hes currently trying to holler over everyone in profile posts and joined right after ralph left from his main and only comments on ralph stuff

 

[northstar747]

absinthe in the US (and most countries nowadays) has a fairly negligible harmful wormwood content. I think the myth that it's something super extreme generally may have been more about the delirium tremens and volatile grasps on reality a lot of famous drinkers of the substance had.

Also like most thing 100 plus years ago you had cheap low quality knock offs were they used copper sulfate or something like that to doctor it into having a green color

 

[RichardRApe]

im convinced keekee is ralph

Probably, I've noticed a large amount of keekee engagement on my posts. I think he's getting real sick and tired of ol' Ronnie face everywhere. Paco's Tacos Memorial was supposed to be where he was buried forever and I think it's making him sick to his stomach. I say Ralph/keekee why do you do this to yourself? You know you can always sit back, relax, and have a drink. Whenever life's problems start getting me down I know the one thing that never fails to lift me up is bottle of bourbon.
No judgement, no a-logging, no worries.

Now that looks good. I deserve it.

 

[PhoBingas]

@theralph @KeeKee

Got a present for you...

Spoiler

 

[MeltyTW]

Probably, I've noticed a large amount of keekee engagement on my posts. I think he's getting real sick and tired of ol' Ronnie face everywhere. Paco's Tacos Memorial was supposed to be where he was buried forever and I think it's making him sick to his stomach. I say Ralph/keekee why do you do this to yourself? You know you can always sit back, relax, and have a drink. Whenever life's problems start getting me down I know the one thing that never fails to lift me up is bottle of bourbon.
No judgement, no a-logging, no worries.
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Now that looks good. I deserve it.

lol hes mad i told you guys and hes saying thing like "big mac fat bitch" classic ralph. hop on main you fat coward

 

[FM Bradley]

Of all parties involved I have least no tolerance for that Ade hooker and her southern Bimbo friend. Who ever chose to include her is retarded, I'm looking at you Faith. Something something, pearls and swines. She had nothing to do with anything and I don't think Ralph gives a fuck about what they might say about him. She sucked him off, she licked his prostate and she could have just gave her firsthand info, like she originally did and be done with it. Two of them are not interesting, funny, entertaining or smart, they are literally Tonka in this.

Tachy is inbred and dumber than a sack of buttplugs. I'd go deeper but don't want to hear her mispronounce stuff when she inevitably reads this on stream.

Ade has trouble running the Calculator app on her Chromebook.

There's comedy there, they just don't generate it on purpose. They need outside help to make their show listenable. Other than that, there's much more detestable characters on the Gunt Stage and I can't muster any hate for them.

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A little update from Gunty's chat. I guess there's a bit of a rebellion about either Rackets or Fuentes. It still boggles me they chat there even when there's no stream.

Where else are these insufferable faggots going to go? I bet they rush home and jerk off when a female grocery checker accidentally touches their hands while giving them change. This is their only outlet, that chat. Compared to them, Gunt is Keanu Reeves.

It's almost as faggoty as disrupting this thread with fighting, ragequitting, and gay ops, but not quite.

 

[MeltyTW]

keekee either admitting hes ralph or threatening to involuntarily jo ralph like father used ta or alleging he and ethan ralph are comfortable enough for him to have free access to ethan ralph's genitalia

 

[PhoBingas]

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keekee either admitting hes ralph or threatening to involuntarily jo ralph like father used ta or alleging he and ethan ralph are comfortable enough for him to have free access to ethan ralph's genitalia

Status of Hoes: Mad

 

[RichardRApe]

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keekee either admitting hes ralph or threatening to involuntarily jo ralph like father used ta or alleging he and ethan ralph are comfortable enough for him to have free access to ethan ralph's genitalia

Yellow crusty tartar cum? Did pantsu give him a venereal disease?

 

[Crystal Golem]

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keekee either admitting hes ralph or threatening to involuntarily jo ralph like father used ta or alleging he and ethan ralph are comfortable enough for him to have free access to ethan ralph's genitalia

So he's referring to himself in the third person now?