🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[mindlessobserver]

2020 may have been a shit year for most of us but dear leader got two whole corn harvests. Maybe it will end with Nool finally getting that trad slavic wife.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

I haven't been around in awhile. Is this the first time Ralph has admitted to being at fault for his marriage falling apart?

 

[Kenobi]

He's actually hurt by what Nick said. That's fucking hilarious.

Ralph:Huffs now i expected exactly this *mubles something about double standards*
Ah so it was a shittest a very womanly thing to do btw.

Even a seasoned drinker like Rekeita would find himself in the ER if he ever tried to match glasses with Ralph.
But I wouldn't mind seeing them go at it in an IBS revival.

He said in the arrested stream that a normal Ks night is 15 shots. Im not a drinker but that sounds like it could kill a horse. 15 shots in 2 hours like fuck me bois. Most i have done is like 4.

Ralph about Nora: ....Shes still nice i fucked it up.
Holy fuck now on to blaming that she grew up in the UK and not pakistan and became corrupted.

 

[️ronic]

Uber driver is fucking based.

 

[Haru Okumura]

The cab driver is from the same Pakistani city as Nora.

This is true synchronicity.

He is now coping over his marriage falling apart.

Embrace the kino.

 

[Vetti]

Ralph is talking about losing Nora to his Paki driver. Says she's "still a great woman". The driver is joking about him and Ralph being in-laws.

 

[anuscabbage12]

his conversation topics are just:
-alogs
-nora
-im famous

 

[King Lego™ Caltrops]

DID THIS DUDE GO TO AN APPLEBEES??? AHAHAHA

 

[️ronic]

How desperate do you have to be to get drunk at an Applebee's?

 

[Frank Cross]

Welcome to Applebee's

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

THEY HAVE MAKERS MARK! PILLSTREAM INBOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Markers Mark was the first answer!

 

[️ronic]

MAKERS MARK


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[TV's Adam West]

Ralph, you better give them a tip. He'll need the money to clean the gunt sweat and makers mark vomit up.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

The GPS tracker that Null had me hack into Ralphs phone is still operational.

He's at the Applebee's on:
13832 W McDowell Rd, Goodyear, AZ 85338

 

[Kheapathic]

Sargon jokes aside, he is in Phoenix. Only way to finish the night would be a cross-over with Razorfist, Spoony, or Asalieri.

 

[Pomniman]

He said in the arrested stream that a normal Ks night is 15 shots. Im not a drinker but that sounds like it could kill a horse. 15 shots in 2 hours like fuck me bois. Most i have done is like 4.

15 shots in 2 hours is doable once or twice a week at most, but if he's doing that shit every night he streams (and probably every night in general, if we're being realistic) his liver must be at least 60% dead by now.

 

[️ronic]

Someone checking in on us with his ladyfriend's phone?

 

[AnOminous]

The GPS tracker that Null had me hack into Ralphs phone is still operational.

He's at the Applebee's on:
13832 W McDowell Rd, Goodyear, AZ 85338

So is Ralph going to end his night by RAAAAAALPHing all over an Applebee's?

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Pantsu "chugged" her horse piss and made it thru about 8 ounces before needing a break.