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[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Are you sure that these are pro-tranny? Because those children are clearly suffering from something beyond having their gender correctly identified. My initial interpretation was that it was commenting on the mothers of mentally ill children who latch onto their insecurity about their sex and gender and feel like they've solved the problem by leaning hard into validating their gender delusions without doing anything to fix the underlying problem. Are you sure that the first one is FtM and the second one is MtF? I'd believe it was the other way around.

They're definitely pro-tranny, they were posted by trannies.

 

[horsegirl666]

I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. No joke. I'm genuinely curious how dressing for different body types work because it's not something I ever learned myself, but seeing things like your examples here and the weird bodies in this thread in general makes me want to see more.

Lol dressing and body sperging:

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I mostly take influence from the kibbe body type theory, because even though the guy's fashion sense is very outdated I think he hits the nail on the head with his theory.
It's the most diverse way of typing bodies I have seen and the most positive one. I like it because instead of being "hourglass body is good, everyone else with your banana and apple shaped bodies just try to dress like you had a hourglass body or at least a pear, dress to hide your flaws" it focuses on finding things that flatter your features and it's all about what kind of lines fit you the best. It's also mostly about what kind of bone structure you have, so it works for different weights too.

It seems really confusing at first and figuring your own type takes some time but honestly after I found my type it made me realize better what I had just vaguely known before, like how some clothes just look really flattering on me while others just look off for some reason, but after learning about this theory I know why some lines look good on me and some don't. Like I was basically dressing almost opposite for my body type.
I am TR or theatrical romantic, so very feminine with some edge, but I liked dressing up and for example styling my hair in ways what flatter gamine types and dramatics more: sharp lines, short hair with sharp cuts. I vaguely knew that since I have hourglass figure that means that feminine clothes fit me, but I dressed in gamine type of way, so I ended up looking like frumpy aunt doing the "how you do fellow kids" thing with make up that just made me look tired because it was too heavy for me. Basically like even as a romantic type feminine clothes suit me, if I wore something like really frilly sweet lolita type of clothes I would just look old and ridiculous because it would highlight my sharper features and more mature look. So I started doing my hair in softer way, feminine but more mature looking lines, less make up so I don't look tired.

You can find ways to test your body type from different sites and there are videos about it on youtube you can find when you search it. I don't follow the theory religiously but I take influence from it and I sometimes disagree with other people who make videos about kibbe, but I think it is a good starting point to start creating your wardrobe and take influence from. I think this site has the easiest test to get it, some sites and videos are kinda complicated about it but here there are simple illustrations that help with the test: https://cozyrebekah.com/2019/04/12/kibbe-body-type-test/ they have made a new test for troon pandering so they won't cause ~body dysphoria~ for gender specials but i prefer the original test since it has illustrations and photos

 

[Rotter]

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Spider Tran, Spider Tran!
Has a penis, is a man!

I wonder why we don't see more trans men in tight cosplay.

It's probably for the best anyway.
I prefer the real thing.

That dude should be kicked out of the sex party group for inviting this person.

Here's the rub kids, most gay men aren't 'inclusive', they like dick and it's what makes them, you know, gay. I asked a friend of mine who is your general big city liberal about this and he flatly said there is no way he would date/fuck a transman ever. That seems to be the general consensus.

What a swine. I'll have you know that SOME trans mens clits are up to 0,7874015748031495 inches long!

 

[Danger Hair Don't Care]

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Is he cosplaying as Punky Brewster? Jesus fucking Christ

 

[NoReturn]

Lol dressing and body sperging:

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I mostly take influence from the kibbe body type theory, because even though the guy's fashion sense is very outdated I think he hits the nail on the head with his theory.
It's the most diverse way of typing bodies I have seen and the most positive one. I like it because instead of being "hourglass body is good, everyone else with your banana and apple shaped bodies just try to dress like you had a hourglass body or at least a pear, dress to hide your flaws" it focuses on finding things that flatter your features and it's all about what kind of lines fit you the best. It's also mostly about what kind of bone structure you have, so it works for different weights too.

It seems really confusing at first and figuring your own type takes some time but honestly after I found my type it made me realize better what I had just vaguely known before, like how some clothes just look really flattering on me while others just look off for some reason, but after learning about this theory I know why some lines look good on me and some don't. Like I was basically dressing almost opposite for my body type.
I am TR or theatrical romantic, so very feminine with some edge, but I liked dressing up and for example styling my hair in ways what flatter gamine types and dramatics more: sharp lines, short hair with sharp cuts. I vaguely knew that since I have hourglass figure that means that feminine clothes fit me, but I dressed in gamine type of way, so I ended up looking like frumpy aunt doing the "how you do fellow kids" thing with make up that just made me look tired because it was too heavy for me. Basically like even as a romantic type feminine clothes suit me, if I wore something like really frilly sweet lolita type of clothes I would just look old and ridiculous because it would highlight my sharper features and more mature look. So I started doing my hair in softer way, feminine but more mature looking lines, less make up so I don't look tired.

You can find ways to test your body type from different sites and there are videos about it on youtube you can find when you search it. I don't follow the theory religiously but I take influence from it and I sometimes disagree with other people who make videos about kibbe, but I think it is a good starting point to start creating your wardrobe and take influence from. I think this site has the easiest test to get it, some sites and videos are kinda complicated about it but here there are simple illustrations that help with the test: https://cozyrebekah.com/2019/04/12/kibbe-body-type-test/ they have made a new test for troon pandering so they won't cause ~body dysphoria~ for gender specials but i prefer the original test since it has illustrations and photos

I think I see what you're getting at, but since all these are based off of normal women at normal weights, how would one dress if they aren't that type? In your Kardashian example, someone curvy shouldn't wear tight things like that dress because it looks frumpy, but how would people with clearly male bodies (or whatever Jazz Jennings has) dress around it? Is it even possible?

 

[JambledUpWords]

I think I see what you're getting at, but since all these are based off of normal women at normal weights, how would one dress if they aren't that type? In your Kardashian example, someone curvy shouldn't wear tight things like that dress because it looks frumpy, but how would people with clearly male bodies (or whatever Jazz Jennings has) dress around it? Is it even possible?

I think the best approach would be to look at what drag queens to. Not in the sense that troons have to dress as drag queens to pass better, but drag queens are typically better at figuring out how to look more feminine. One of those ways is to use hip and butt padding (Blair White does this). Another thing to do is to go for a more relaxed feminine look as opposed to super glam, which has a habit of emphasizing the non-feminine parts of a troon. The relaxed look is something like a standard t-shirt that goes past the hips , bootcut jeans and Vans. Plenty of women dress as I described, but troons are too caught up in their e-girl and thot fantasies to consider dressing like a normal woman. Most troons I see either dress ultra glam, like their anime catgirl waifu, like a grandma, or don’t even try. As far as fashion tips for troons go, de-emphasizing the hips is one of the best things they could do, since hip bones are one of the key giveaways of male or female, besides height, build, and mandible.

 

[NoReturn]

The relaxed look is something like a standard t-shirt that goes past the hips , bootcut jeans and Vans.

I have many more questions. Is there another thread I can take them to so I don't clutter up this one?

 

[JambledUpWords]

I have many more questions. Is there another thread I can take them to so I don't clutter up this one?

Beauty parlor has a makeup, clothes, girly stuff thread. Not all conversations on that thread are about the latest thing you made/bought. It would be an interesting conversation.

 

[horsegirl666]

I think I see what you're getting at, but since all these are based off of normal women at normal weights, how would one dress if they aren't that type? In your Kardashian example, someone curvy shouldn't wear tight things like that dress because it looks frumpy, but how would people with clearly male bodies (or whatever Jazz Jennings has) dress around it? Is it even possible?

More ot sperging:

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With Kardashian the dressing up becomes really complicated because she has gotten so many surgeries that she has messed up her body type so she just looks weird in general, but I think the problem really isn't about her wearing a tight dress. I think she can pull off tight clothes but it's that as that kind of maxi dress it makes her limbs look short and stocky, the pattern doesn't really suit her since it kind of breaks the flow of her silhouette, compared to the other woman. With her the dress highlights her tall looking statue and limbs, the neckline fits beautifully her smaller chest, the patterns don't look stretched out and don't mess with the flow of her body. For Kim I think something tight would fit better if it hugged her chest in different way. Like here she's wearing a single color long dress that has different neckline, it looks more neat and doesn't make her legs look short, and a mermaid type dress that I think looks better on her since it also make her legs look long and it highlights her curves:



For troons kibbe theory is kind of transphobic because it is pretty much impossible for them to be the body types they usually try to dress like, like very feminine romantics, youthful girly soft gamines. Most of them would be dramatics, meaning heavy yang/masculine, tall, no real curves unless they are fat or get bolt on boobs, some could maybe be naturals if they are lucky. But these features look different on actual women than men and kibbe theory takes height into account. Romantics and gamines are short and petite, something that biological men most of the time are not.

Them trying to dress like sexy vixens or teenage goth girls just makes them look more masculine, because their way of dressing just highlights how they lack the feminine and girly features. If they wanted to flatter their body types, more exact, sharp dramatic lines would fit them better, but that would mean they should be wearing more masculine clothes or more mature looking women's clothes instead of frilly dresses or youthful alt fashion. Tilda Swinton is the go-to celebrity example of a dramatic type, with her the sharp lines suiting her androgynous look, but of course, if troons dressed like her in for example this picture, they would just look like regular men since that's what they are, men. They have to use clothes to look feminine, but in the end it usually just works against them.

 

[georgyjobe]

The mental image of someone taking 2 hours to make shakshuka and then spilling it made me laugh and inspired me to cook shakshuka for dinner (~10 mins, btw) and share some screenshots of this troon with you.

Didn't know many Jews used "inshallah"

This was 100% the result of his roommate/manager being short tempered, having cramps/diarrhea, and/or being weepy, and the super-sensitive troon taking it personally and believing he was on his period too.

More below:

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Pornsick troons can't get off on simple crossdressing, need to make themselves oppressed, more news at 5.


"Materialist feminist" as if the material reality of women for millenia hasn't been based on sex and the assumed ability to bear children and need for various men to control it to be sure of paternity.

Unfortunately I can't find the girlfriend's tumblr.

 

[chickenbutt]

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"Materialist feminist" as if the material reality of women for millenia hasn't been based on sex and the assumed ability to bear children and need for various men to control it to be sure of paternity.

I laughed so, so hard at the "materialist feminist" bit following that incoherent wokebot verbal diarrhea absurdist comedy material, maybe...

 

[Jones McCann]

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*DEEP BREATHE* Polya, nonbinary, trans, butch, lesbian, Kurdish, LGBT homeless youtube advocate, neurodivergent and mentally ill (wait, those are the same), Jewish to-be, Democratic Confederalist, "materialistic feminist" (cringe), Kurdish (again), pro Palestine and pro Jewish sovereignty (because those aren't mutually exclusive) but also oppose nation states (because those aren't mutally exclusive).

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

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Didn't know many Jews used "inshallah"

Don't know any Jews who are broke.

 

[Education Lottery]

This post is giving me Deja Vu. I swear I've read another iteration of it except instead of being an orgy it was far more tame in that several of the gay men hooked up in the spare bedroom(s)

There's also been a similar stories of FtM going to a gay bathhouse (not an orgy/sex party, but gay bathhouses pretty much serve a similar function) I came across some years back others might have seen. It seems commonly discussed and, frankly, a bit creepy to me the way they try to plan these things. This was the first incident I'd read about.

Background: A men-only bathhouse is commercial space consisting of showers, saunas, and possible other bathing-related services, but in practice serves as a spot to cruise for sex.

This kind of space has fascinated me for years because it's a social situation like no other. In addition to being gender-segregated, interactions are largely anonymous and there's a pointed emphasis on the physical body.

Has anyone else been interested in bathhouses, or gone to one? I'd love to hear your thoughts.

Last week I went on a trip to a large city with a friend, and we visited two different bathhouses in the gay village. I'll summarize my experience below, and you can Ask Me Anything.

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My experience in gay bathhouses

On the first night, I went to check out a bathhouse. I was planning to just observe the atmosphere. Every customer needs to rent either a locker or a room, so we got one of each. Inside, it was a moderately busy night with most guys walking around with towels around their waists. I had come prepared with flip-flops for my feet. There were showers, a steam room, a dry sauna, and a hot tub. The rest of the space consists of little rooms with beds, just big enough to play in. Oh, and there were glory holes in a really dark corridor which gave me the creeps.

I trod around with a towel on my waist, as per the norm. I have tattoos covering my scars from top surgery. Plenty of (presumably cis) guys were walking around with some amount of breast tissue. It was really eye-opening to see an array of men's bodies so diverse in size, color, penises, etc. compared to what I see in porn. And all of them were welcome and respected in this space.

Communication, I learned, was largely nonverbal. Guys showed interest by making eye contact, gesturing, and touching themselves. This also makes consent a little weird--it's the norm to touch somebody's chest without a verbal invitation. But most guys would quickly get the message if I shook my head, moved away, or verbally said "No, thanks". The atmosphere is very non-emotional; everybody is just looking for a good time and if you get turned down you just move on to the next guy you like.

On the second night I was feeling adventurous to walk around the place alone. This proved to be a strong signal--guys were starting to hit on me, whereas on the previous day they must have thought my friend and I were together and not interested in others. A lot of guys would begin by touching my chest and nipples, which felt awesome even though technically my nipples don't have erotic sensation. Most guys are eager to whip out their dick for you to play with, and sometimes they wanted me to do the same, but I always had the option to decline. (Plenty of guys come just to suck dick and don't want any reciprocation.) I did show my junk to a few guys (I had metoidioplasty last year), to no bad reactions. I had been all worried because my dick is quite small and my balls feel stiffer than most.

One guy asked if I was trans. He was feeling up my chest and nipples when he paused and asked. I said yeah, he said "Sorry, I'm not comfortable" and left before I could say anything. My first thought was, okay, that was bound to happen at least once. I had a towel on. Was it my scars that he could feel, or something else about me? In any case, I figured he had made an assumption about my junk. Oh well, it's no great loss. I had a few brief encounters that night, then had a long conversation with a nice guy about bathhouse culture and the history of the gay village.

Next night was the most enjoyable. We visited a different bathhouse which had more of a leather and S&M vibe, with lots of slings and special play areas. I spent a lot of time with an older guy who was very open. We even left our door ajar while we played and guys passing by were observing and/or joining in. I had been worried that people would think it's weird that I don't ejaculate any semen. But there was no expectation for me to cum. Also, I encountered a young guy who was shorter than me, probably 5', and magnificently hairy though he kept it trimmed. An otter, I suppose.

My experience was liberating in a few ways. I felt like I could belong, as much as any other guy could, in a men's space. I saw that men's bodies are not all the same, and that mine was not a special issue. It was the first time I'd felt that people could find my body attractive despite the fact that I am short, a POC, not ripped, not hung, etc. Everybody is self-conscious and the more you let that go, the more fun you can have. The experience also helped me to deal with rejection. No brooding, just move on.

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Final notes

On sexual health: Both clubs that I visited provided free condoms and lube, which I used without exception. There were some guys who wanted to do oral or anal without a condom, but I was upfront about my limits.

On logistics: Where I live, clubs do not ask for ID, but I know that in some regions it is legally required and this may result in your sex marker being looked at. These business may or may not be friendly to trans people in practice or in policy.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

 

[JambledUpWords]

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He got the hair right, everything else doesn’t match. Delusion at its finest.

 

[Rotter]

There is this thing in the UK called LGB Alliance. They see the troon menace for what it is and had some online seminar. A gay rag called Boyz Magazine gave them some publicity. Then Twitter found out and the gays got scared.

Not an expert on this shit since I'm straight, but I thought gay men were somewhat immune to this trans shit.
Reading the responses on Twitter is kinda interesting.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BoyzMagazine/status/1332052779871965186

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

More ot sperging:

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With Kardashian the dressing up becomes really complicated because she has gotten so many surgeries that she has messed up her body type so she just looks weird in general, but I think the problem really isn't about her wearing a tight dress. I think she can pull off tight clothes but it's that as that kind of maxi dress it makes her limbs look short and stocky, the pattern doesn't really suit her since it kind of breaks the flow of her silhouette, compared to the other woman. With her the dress highlights her tall looking statue and limbs, the neckline fits beautifully her smaller chest, the patterns don't look stretched out and don't mess with the flow of her body. For Kim I think something tight would fit better if it hugged her chest in different way. Like here she's wearing a single color long dress that has different neckline, it looks more neat and doesn't make her legs look short, and a mermaid type dress that I think looks better on her since it also make her legs look long and it highlights her curves:

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For troons kibbe theory is kind of transphobic because it is pretty much impossible for them to be the body types they usually try to dress like, like very feminine romantics, youthful girly soft gamines. Most of them would be dramatics, meaning heavy yang/masculine, tall, no real curves unless they are fat or get bolt on boobs, some could maybe be naturals if they are lucky. But these features look different on actual women than men and kibbe theory takes height into account. Romantics and gamines are short and petite, something that biological men most of the time are not.

Them trying to dress like sexy vixens or teenage goth girls just makes them look more masculine, because their way of dressing just highlights how they lack the feminine and girly features. If they wanted to flatter their body types, more exact, sharp dramatic lines would fit them better, but that would mean they should be wearing more masculine clothes or more mature looking women's clothes instead of frilly dresses or youthful alt fashion. Tilda Swinton is the go-to celebrity example of a dramatic type, with her the sharp lines suiting her androgynous look, but of course, if troons dressed like her in for example this picture, they would just look like regular men since that's what they are, men. They have to use clothes to look feminine, but in the end it usually just works against them.

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The Kardashians have lumps not curves.

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No, they don't have the same hair. This faggot is one step away from MPB. Volume, hair color, and hairline don't match, he needs a buzz cut. The long hair accentuates his masculinity.

 

[JambledUpWords]

The Kardashians have lumps not curves.

No, they don't have the same hair. This faggot is one step away from MPB. Volume, hair color, and hairline don't match, he needs a buzz cut. The long hair accentuates his masculinity.

I just think the dude looks like he would be in a hair metal band from the 80s. His features are way too masculine to have any chance of passing. Even FFS couldn’t fix it.

 

[Monolith]

What a swine. I'll have you know that SOME trans mens clits are up to 0,7874015748031495 inches long!

That's 2 cm to within 1% the diameter of an atom's nucleus, so I choose to believe you got this through randomly mashing numbers instead of putting 2cm into a converter.