🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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It's been a tough year for poor Ralph!!! Thankfully there are still some people who for whatever reason haven't realised that he's a liability to everyone and everthing around him and still assoicate with him!
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It's been a tough year for poor Ralph!!! Thankfully their are still some people who for whatever reason haven't realised that he's a liability to everyone and everthing around him and still assoicate with him!
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the responses are pathetic...
funny how he talks of reprisal as if he's in a position to do anything...
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Aw Ralph ya big lug. I know you didn't say it but I can read between the lines. I'm thankful for all the fun and entertaining moments we've shared together too.

Happy Thanksgiving!
 
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Probably thinks it makes him look like a badass. A skull bottle, so edgy. Just like the Maker's Mark is about image, not taste. He specifically always says the brand, not the type of alcohol. People would honestly have no idea if it really was Maker's Mark. We don't usually see the bottle. Guy doesn't drink booze to savor it, he drinks it to get drunk. Might as well just buy cheap box wine and be done with it. Or just make vodka cranberries. At least that's got a seasonal tie and would clean out his pipes.
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Its be edgier if he drank from a horse penis shaped tumblr
 
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What a delusional take from the gunt. How has he faced adversity at all? Covid changed his life zero amount, the Vickers threats were nothingburgers and he still fled the state to drink as much as he could afford. His life has been stagnant since he got out of jail.
 
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I mean, he basically is done though, right? His show gets hardly any views and makes barely any money. He's not even at the top of Dlive, which is an irrelevant site that only groyper rejects from YouTube even know exists. His marriage failed and he won't get to raise his child. Unemployable due to his felony. His 'friends' are a bunch of autists and pedophiles who he knows from the internet.

Forgive me, but I'm just not seeing what he has going for him in life. Seems delusional.
 
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>Except the rich
Well Ralph, maybe if you had a real job and weren't helplessly addicted to hooch you'd have some personal wealth.

For real this is the most white bread basic ass statement. He says nothing and mainly uses is it to stroke the pay piggies off prolly in hopes that theyll fund his lifestyle in tampa. Im glad I dont do what Ralph does, not because I cant, but because I dont know if Id be able to live with myself if I did. I think the funniest thing those is those he says are his friends. Its kinda sad when you see someone so delusional they cant see the snakes and vipers all around them, the crabs who are happy to keep pulling his dumbass back in the bucket. He should have listened to Jim about internet friends.

Enjoy your corn today Ralph, Ill be enjoying some too in the near future.
 
Imagine being 5 years off of 40, a felon, alcoholic, living in a tiny crack shack (that your family sold because they are retarded) having zero skills or job experience, going into debt for an education that you can never use because the only journalistic presence you have are articles about how you got arrested and how you and Warski looked at CP, having a child on the way that is going to eat the last remaining savings you have and being obese

Now imagine that the only thing that has value in your life is an internet show that has been forced onto the backwaters of the internet, where the hosts can't stand you and it pays less money than the lowest-earning job in McDonald's.

Happy Thanksgiving Ralph
 
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Imagine being 5 years off of 40, a felon, alcoholic, living in a tiny crack shack (that your family sold because they are retarded) having zero skills or job experience, going into debt for an education that you can never use because the only journalistic presence you have are articles about how you got arrested and how you and Warski looked at CP, having a child on the way that is going to eat the last remaining savings you have and being obese

Now imagine that the only thing that has value in your life is an internet show that has been forced onto the backwaters of the internet, where the hosts can't stand you and it pays less money than the lowest-earning job in McDonald's.

Happy Thanksgiving Ralph
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Imagine being in your *early 30's*, a *certified badass*, *gonzo livestreamer*, living in *your professional studio which forms the wing of a larger estate* (that your family *made huge profits from with 4d financial chess*) having *numerous* skills and *10+ years of professional journalism experience*, going into *strategic* debt for an education you can *use to further provide for your hot Memphis 10 gf and child* because the *immense* journalistic presence you have are articles about *the 9/11 of the internet* and how you and Warski *outdid Chris Hansen*, having a child on the way that is going to *grow up to be a super cool badass just like you*

Now imagine that the only thing that has value in your life is an internet show that has been *moved* onto the *greatest streaming platform on the internet*, where the hosts *love you unconditionally* and it pays *more* money than *any formal job*.

Happy Thanksgiving *jealous virgins of the Karen Farms*
 
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