💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

Yeah but it was Trump that was making his life horrible...

I wonder if Bob will start to realize that he has a hole in his life that basic-bitch pop culture consumption won't fill, and tries to adapt?

Nah, who we kidding?

Alternatively, that sad tweet makes me wonder if between getting fired again and one of his idols dissing him, Bob starts to spiral down the Spoony path.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Chris counts his blessings:

Considering how inbred the Chipmans look, I'll assume this means that Bob is both Chris's brother and uncle.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

I wonder if Bob will start to realize that he has a hole in his life that basic-bitch pop culture consumption won't fill, and tries to adapt?

Nah, who we kidding?

I mean religious conversions do happen late in people's lives, I could see Bob giving up his scientism for becoming some type of Buddhist or wiccan for social media attention.

 

[Fictional Character]

If Bob learns his lesson, gets in shape, revives his career, and gets himself a natal woman, I'm gonna laugh like a retard.

Bob will use the rejection by his internet leftist waifu to reinvent himself as a MAGA guy just as Trump loses the election. He will then spend the next four years whining about Biden and the Democrats stealing his moon wheat and robot body.

 

[Vesperus]

I mean religious conversions do happen late in people's lives, I could see Bob giving up his scientism for becoming some type of Buddhist or wiccan for social media attention.

Ah yes, I can see it now. Bob, the Bloated Buddha of Boston, sitting in the foyer of the AMC in suspiciously stained robes, telling passers-by to part with their worldly nachos and embrace their inner Ploetz...

...Huh. Actually, I can see that. That's disturbing.

 

[E Solveig]

okay! i'm finally caught up on all 3000 pages. i gotta say guys, i think this bob chipman fellow isn't the bees knees

edit: 3217 pages, rather, math is for subhumans

 

[Captain Manning]

I mean, unless Renfamous is poly, in which case being married means nothing at all. But that still doesn't mean there's an in for bob somewhere somehow.

I haven't seen anything to suggest she is. She's just an ugly bitch. With all the Comicsgate and Weebwars crap, I think it would have come out by now if she were poly.

I personally operate by the rule that if a woman is known to be married, you don't hit on her. And if she is poly, you still don't hit on her, because fuck polyamory.

Plus, you're right that Bob wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell even if she were poly.

Either way, I hope she makes herself useful and tells him to fuck off.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Bob will use the rejection by his internet leftist waifu to reinvent himself as a MAGA guy just as Trump loses the election. He will then spend the next four years whining about Biden and the Democrats stealing his moon wheat and robot body.

Nah Bob will blame the MAGA people for why people think he is bad, like how he blamed Trump from how Bob can simply just not get attached to Twitter all day

 

[Archeopthryx]

Lord Buddha's love is as wide and deep as the ocean but not that wide or deep for a Bob's size.

 

[theshitposter]

okay! i'm finally caught up on all 3000 pages. i gotta say guys, i think this bob chipman fellow isn't the bees knees

edit: 3217 pages, rather, math is for subhumans

I just realised there were 3000+ pages. Shit. Can you summarize your journey?

 

[Zaryiu]

Goddamn did Christmas come early this year.

Also I don't know if anyone posted this particular bit:
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All six times he was softblocked, he refollowed her the same day. Jesus Christ, Bob.

Bob did the unthinkable, he's such a reprehensible human being he made Lindsey look even a fraction more sympathetic than someone else

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I haven't seen anything to suggest she is. She's just an ugly bitch. With all the Comicsgate and Weebwars crap, I think it would have come out by now if she were poly.

I personally operate by the rule that if a woman is known to be married, you don't hit on her. And if she is poly, you still don't hit on her, because fuck polyamory.

Plus, you're right that Bob wouldn't have a snowball's chance in hell even if she were poly.

Either way, I hope she makes herself useful and tells him to fuck off.

Bob is an incel and it’s very clear to anyone that sees him. He’s also a stereotypical male feminist.

 

[draggs]

These dudes will never figure out that this hard left sperging doesnt get even the hardest left sperg girls wet, and they will always be so upset when the inevitable 'you're fucking creepy' in front of everyone happens. Bobaloo is hurting, his strategy to finally get some failed. Years of fantasies shattered, it's not fair

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I guess there’s no room in the Superior Future for an obsolete business model. I suppose they are only jerbs right, Bob?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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I guess there’s no room in the Superior Future for an obsolete business model. I suppose they are only jerbs right, Bob?

I like how Bob sucks the dicks off of politicians who support the lockdowns that go against the very thing that he wants to keep going strong. Like don't get me wrong, I want movie theaters back too but Bob should correlate that supporting Pro-Lockdown politicians isn't a good way to support movie theaters.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Movie theaters can convert themselves into halls or event places but they gotta face the fact that the movie business is a sinking ship. But what they have is a stage which is perfect for gigs or when the pandemic dies down, a place where you can have a wedding reception today and a furry convention tomorrow.

Bob won't endorse this plan however. Because he has poor social skills and can't see himself thriving in this future.

 

[Rei is shit]

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I guess there’s no room in the Superior Future for an obsolete business model. I suppose they are only jerbs right, Bob?

Will AMC folding cause him to cry harder than toys-r-us going under?

Spoiler

Or that fucking McDonalds with a gimmicky facade

 

[Homer Simpson]

I think it's too early to see any change but I wonder if this latest spat will kill the sudden burst in patreon support he got?

Before shit canning (June this year)
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After shit canning (today)
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I know I am late with this, but, this blobby fuck makes over $50k a year and still lives in a basement suite and is fat?

I'm genuinely envious.

 

[Captain Manning]

I like how Bob sucks the dicks off of politicians who support the lockdowns that go against the very thing that he wants to keep going strong. Like don't get me wrong, I want movie theaters back too but Bob should correlate that supporting Pro-Lockdown politicians isn't a good way to support movie theaters.

He should also realize he's supporting corporate socialism. He wants movie theaters subsidized by the government now, and then (ostensibly) the profits go back to being privatized when the pandemic passes.

This is problematic because corporate socialism is the one form of socialism that shitlibs usually hate. Ironically, it is also an example of them holding the correct view on socialism, for once. It would be hilarious to see somebody call him out on this.

I know Bob hates the U.S. Constitution, but it actually has a mechanism to help movie theaters, and any other business: It's called bankruptcy.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

He is from Boston; he fights!
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E-begging is not a "job"; beggars don't call each other "colleagues".

Historically... you'd be surprised. BreadTube et al really are just a digitized version of the beggars' guilds of yore.

That said, it's still fucking undignified, and nobody should be proud of having to do it.