💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Almost heaven...

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1325991730676707328

https://archive.vn/6DJLM

Consoom big dumb dino movies!

If Nolan's Tenet wasn't enough to get people back into the theaters, the movie made by the same guy who co-wrote Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker AND directed Book of Henry will surely fill them seats! Or maybe people will realize that if they don't see it they'll be all racist and sheeeet.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I was excited for Chris when I saw he finally got a comment on one of his podcast posts. Alas, it was a comment from another rando he’d previously had as his “guest star.” This episode’s “special guest” is a guy who works at TARGET OMG!!!!



Don’t worry, his begging posts are still attracting zero likes or comments. Starting to think this guy can’t take a fucking hint lmao.

 

[Lmove]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jvEyVBEQh84
This is a fairly fast moving thread, so I don't know if I'm late on this. We've got a new review of Film Robert's literary works. Archiving recommended by the reviewer.

I particularly like how her accent makes "artistic decision" sound like "autistic decision"

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Ita Mori]

> Calls Caucasians Obsolete White People
> Is part of a family of white trash hicks who live in an old crusty house in need of repair.
> Dwells in said house's basement.

All of this is just Bob coping with mommy issues and his tiny pecker made even more so under 6 inches of lard cushioning.

point and laugh at the self hating cracker.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

> Calls Caucasians Obsolete White People
> Is part of a family of white trash hicks who live in an old crusty house in need of repair.
> Dwells in said house's basement.

All of this is just Bob coping with mommy issues and his tiny pecker made even more so under 6 inches of lard cushioning.

point and laugh at the self hating cracker.

I think Bob is either too delusional to think of himself as among the hicks for living in Massachusetts or Bob has so much resentment for his family for not being cultural elites like he wanted them to be so he can be high class and is lashing out at the world in rage.

Though unrelated, I'm curious what will happen if the new MCU movies bomb (the ones with supposedly more woke stuff in them) in theaters really badly.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

I think Bob is either too delusional to think of himself as among the hicks for living in Massachusetts or Bob has so much resentment for his family for not being cultural elites like he wanted them to be so he can be high class and is lashing out at the world in rage.

Though unrelated, I'm curious what will happen if the new MCU movies bomb (the ones with supposedly more woke stuff in them) in theaters really badly.

"It's the mayonaise ghouls' fault for social distancing! COVID's been cured, retards!"

-MovieBlob probably

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I think Bob is either too delusional to think of himself as among the hicks for living in Massachusetts or Bob has so much resentment for his family for not being cultural elites like he wanted them to be so he can be high class and is lashing out at the world in rage.

Though unrelated, I'm curious what will happen if the new MCU movies bomb (the ones with supposedly more woke stuff in them) in theaters really badly.

Naw dawg. He's seen tv and movies. He knows all white trash wear overalls with one strap off, no shoes, and are named Cletus. You will take notice that Bob is none of those things and by using superior maths and logic we can deduce that this means he is NOTHING like white trash because Hollywood says so. Checkmate creationists!

 

[Florence]

Naw dawg. He's seen tv and movies. He knows all white trash wear overalls with one strap off, no shoes, and are named Cletus. You will take notice that Bob is none of those things and by using superior maths and logic we can deduce that this means he is NOTHING like white trash because Hollywood says so. Checkmate creationists!

This is what Bob actually believes:

 

[The tired cat]

Naw dawg. He's seen tv and movies. He knows all white trash wear overalls with one strap off, no shoes, and are named Cletus. You will take notice that Bob is none of those things and by using superior maths and logic we can deduce that this means he is NOTHING like white trash because Hollywood says so. Checkmate creationists!

I dunno, Bobo and Chris do like they fucked least a couple of pigs.

 

[Mola Ram]

I dunno, Bobo and Chris do like they fucked least a couple of pigs.

That's an awful thing to say about Chris's wife.

Not really inaccurate, tho'.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I dunno, Bobo and Chris do like they fucked least a couple of pigs.

Even sows have enough discernment to stay away from Bob's lusty advances.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Manchin - "Huh, I don't think this crazy court packing stuff is representative of what my constituents would want, and me passing it would guarantee I would lose my seat to a more conservative challenger."

Bob- "Frothing obsolete noises"

Court packing is probably a huge losing idea for the Democrats. They could pack the court, but then there would probably be huge voter backlash, and the Supreme court would lose any any of its legitimacy as nonpartisan. But of course Bob just sees retribution for Trump getting two scoops and three justices.

 

[Pagliacci]

Naw dawg. He's seen tv and movies. He knows all white trash wear overalls with one strap off, no shoes, and are named Cletus. You will take notice that Bob is none of those things and by using superior maths and logic we can deduce that this means he is NOTHING like white trash because Hollywood says so. Checkmate creationists!

"all white trash wear overalls with one strap off"
"You will take notice that Bob is none of those things"

No he wears his overalls with TWO straps on like the classy superior Ubermensch he is thank you very much.

 

[John Carmack]

This guy Chris is teaming up with sounds fucking baked. I suppose you have to be to think that a basic bitch gaming channel will have any traction in the current year.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Here you are. (Can anyone update the OP to include this link?)

As Chris's number of patreons remains stagnant (121 patreons, $523 per month), he decides to "sweeten the pot" with more trash:
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This is Taylor his co-beggar, yet another new face in the horde of video-game bloggers.

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Children cartoons > drama for adults.
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Bobby has to emphasize how erudite he is for knowing Carl Sagan's book.
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Consoom big dumb dino movies!
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Consoom capeshit with tranny!
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Bobby continues shilling AOC.
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I'm not surprised that pampered, privileged Gen-Y and millennials, like Bobby and AOC, see politics as a lifestyle. But obsolete Boomers like myself assume that there should be consistency in politics, a consistency that you don't expect or demand in lifestyle choices. And Bobby, having wallowed in SJW and tranny circles for so long, should have been drilled to the adage that "politics maybe a casual matter to you but it is a matter of life and death to ME!"

AOC attempts to instigate a Struggle Session within the Dems (NYT article). Bobby thinks it is "more than reasonable":
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" I DESPERATELY need to see something bad happen to this "person.""
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Mah magic Injuns!!!!
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What can we do to have now that they already are in a lockdown? Aren't lockdowns adequate control of the virus?

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In case any of you can't get enough of MovieBob, a rando on Twitter introduces you to a gaggle of "MovieBob of radicalized politics":
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I do wish Bobby read NK Jemison though,

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Conservative woman! Know your place in Superior Future!
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A series of Realtalk that led to Kelly being canceled again:
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And this is how Lukey (and by extension Bobby) feels about them:
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Indeed this is another of those days when Bobby prefers to let his Angels speak. The Abortion's abortion got a Goodreads nomination:
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Nick Parrott regards Trump as his enemy:
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Tranny wants to be a guinea pig and therefore so should everyone else.
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They keep forgetting "my body, my choice". Strange isn't it?

Simp:
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His beggar buddy. 4 years ago.

Current day. Current time.




When every single person is working on their own 20 minute nostalgiabate pop culture podcast, who has time to listen to all the other podcasts?
I don't even know who listens to these whole things in the first place.

 

[The tired cat]

This is one thing I don get, I can see doing streaming, podcasts or LPs as a sort off side thing/hobby while having a job. But to try and make this a full blown career in this day and age, fucking hell its ludicrious at best.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2mpBPYmuVJw
This guy Chris is teaming up with sounds fucking baked. I suppose you have to be to think that a basic bitch gaming channel will have any traction in the current year.

Lol is one of those cartoon guys supposed to be Chris Chipman?! indeed.

 

[Mola Ram]

So Enthusiast Gaming, owners of The Escapist, is planning to list on NASDAQ.

Enthusiast Gaming plans to list on NASDAQ | GamesIndustry.biz

archived 10 Nov 2020 15:35:58 UTC

archive.is

Bob's dismissal is starting to make sense.

 

[instythot]

So Enthusiast Gaming, owners of The Escapist, is planning to list on NASDAQ.

https://archive.md/ZaA5O

Bob's dismissal is starting to make sense.

I get where you're going with this, but the situation we have is that Bob's dismissal always made sense. The continued mystery is why he kept employment after the fuck you gamergate guy got turfed

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yeah Bob is just an anchor for The Escapist in terms of dragging them down since Bob is very hostile to many people and likely is costing The Escapist more money than it appears. If The Escapist was making lots of money and still being successful than Bob would still be on.