I seriously doubt he has an account. You don't need one to peruse the forum threads and read what you want. And I suspect if he made one we would probably able to deduct who he is. Except his writing pattern suddenly changes and I doubt that.
He's just so blatant about it. I've never before (or since) seen a streamer beg this hard.
His complexes are on full display in this clip. It can't be stressed enough how important his mature adult LARPing is to him. No one makes fun of Phil because of how much he makes. People on Kiwi mention that stuff because it matters to him. In his mind, he built himself as a successful person, but a successful person doesn't make less than 100 bucks a day. So when the contributions are decreasing his entire being is threatened. He feels exposed.
Yet again, outstanding levels of self-awareness portrayed by DSP. 'Are we going to have a break-down today? No.' Well, buddy we kinda did. You went on an unprompted 6-minute rant about low contributions. You mentioned the trolls and Kiwi Farms. You could have begged without talking about them. You're the one trying to make yourself look both cool and worried, and you think that's normal?
lol. Cry more bitch. You better be looking for that real job or you'll definitely be losing that condo now. Here's your problem. It's not anyone else's problem that YOU have a problem. I'm having a slow month too.........when are you going to send me money to help me out? Oh.......you didn't get anything of value from me? Obviously neither did your children or they'd be showering you with cash. When are you going to free up cash for yourself by not playing wwe champions anymore? But keep lying because I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
I honestly can't wait for him to Play Yakuza 7: Like a LAD. From the little hands-on experience I've had with it it's a relatively brainless JRPG, there's no tactics, no real cooldowns, just spam your best attack over and over and refill your magic when you run out and you win. The bahses also scale to your level iirc. Keep in mind I didn't also start from the beginning, but I played through a bit of the mid-stage of the game, can't imagine it gets any harder, if anything Yakuza games get easier the more you go through the story since you get better moves, some of which being pretty much "Fuck you, I win" moves, but since 7 is a JRPG which is something they haven't done it could get tough later on.
To me, weirdly, the phrase he ruined was "This is what happens when you...". Whenever I hear that, I immediately finish it in my mind with "...LET THE JEWS DO WHATEVER THEY WANT!".
Of course you do. You're just a really bad liar.
You're missing that hype trains are still enabled just time throttled between consecutive starts to the next one, but that doesn't necessarily refute your comment point too.
presumably they’re saving for the inevitable thanksgiving/chrismas tax scam
Maybe he's nervous about midfirst bank coming to get what's theirs. If he's sued for 50k+, imagine how absolutely salty he'll be.
He ruined the word “Yes” for me. Whenever he’s telling a shitty joke he always has to supplement it by just agreeing with himself.
At least it’ll give him an actual reason to beg and cry poor. Right now he has absolutely no fucking clue what the narrative of his streams are supposed to be.
Not even that would be a reason because they could just tack a lien on the wacondo which wouldn't need to be satisfied until he finally had to sell it.
That was the funniest part of the video really. It's like for a quarter of a second he almost realizes that he's ranting like an unhinged person because after that he calms himself down but he can't do it like a normal person by saying "Okay, I'm getting worked up, need to calm down." no he goes full denial right off the bat and insists that he isn't going to have a breakdown about it (even though he just did).
Sorry, but I just can't imagine that there is someone so retarded on Planet Earth that he'd plan his finances around Phil's needs.
If I'm not mistaken, I believe his parents live in a townhome.