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So, who else rewound and checked for a finger bite when he said "I'm the brown one"? :lol:
 
Well he was EXTREMELY salty today when he returned from break (super late btw) and he said something happened bethind the scenes and he had personal issues with his family that kept him away for a bit longer

Divorce arc incoming

He was insulting long time viewers for not asking how he was and not being understanding as well... really rattled
 
Well he was EXTREMELY salty today when he returned from break (super late btw) and he said something happened bethind the scenes and he had personal issues with his family that kept him away for a bit longer

Divorce arc incoming

He was insulting long time viewers for not asking how he was and not being understanding as well... really rattled

it's always about money
 
He was insulting long time viewers for not asking how he was
What an absolute homo.

Hi Phail!
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Hey Phil, where did the fucking money go? What have you been spending thousands of dollars weekly on? It's not your credit card bills, it's not your streaming equipment, you even complained about not having enough money for the PS5! So it's not your gaming shit. What are you spending all that fucking money on?

You just had 500,000 dollars in consumer debt spending as well as an underwater mortgage written off courtesy of the taxpayers. You and Kat have two incomes, and Kat has to be paid at least minimum wage, 15 dollars an hour. You are constantly begging, day in and day out, bleeding your viewers dry. Where is all the fucking money going, Phil?
 
This street fighter match from the other night is pretty interesting.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5qTWW31-HRY:312So here Phil claims the game allowed the enemy to get off moves while he "wasn't doing anything" "three times in a row". The first time is him getting grabbed out of blocking, which I don't know why someone who's played that much Street Fighter 2 (and abuses grabs) doesn't understand that. The second time however is really interesting if you frame through it: He's in a combo which he gets knocked out of, you see him block, the other Blanka does electricity which would be a whiff but if you look at the frames just before he's hit DSP PUNCHES (you can even hear the punch sound) and that causes him to get hit by the electricity. He insists he did nothing. The final time even with the naked eye and no frame by frame playback you can clearly see he lets go of block just before getting hit.

Lying to his audience or lying to himself? You be the judge.

Edit: for anyone who wants to see this themselves you can go through any video on youtube frame by frame using ,/< for back a frame and ./> for forward a frame.
He does that all the time. I think he knows he fucked up, just lying to his fans. He fucked up? He is a pro player, he cant fuck up...
 
Hey Phil, where did the fucking money go? What have you been spending thousands of dollars weekly on? It's not your credit card bills, it's not your streaming equipment, you even complained about not having enough money for the PS5! So it's not your gaming shit. What are you spending all that fucking money on?

You just had 500,000 dollars in consumer debt spending as well as an underwater mortgage written off courtesy of the taxpayers. You and Kat have two incomes, and Kat has to be paid at least minimum wage, 15 dollars an hour. You are constantly begging, day in and day out, bleeding your viewers dry. Where is all the fucking money going, Phil?
And Kat is going to be taking a week off from work so she can play video games. Or maybe she has started already. Either way, not really a great thing to tell your audience when you are whining about how you have no money.
 
Dave's been talkin about how his private community is completely impenetrable to duh tractors recently. Like almost to the point that I think he's just begging for somebody to come up to his house and tape a picture of "the incident" to his front door.

The code to the gate is online and he greatly overestimates how much the police would give a shit to some guy just being around. It's like he thinks if you step onto his road without permission ya get a five star wanted GTA wanted level.
 
Well he was EXTREMELY salty today when he returned from break (super late btw) and he said something happened bethind the scenes and he had personal issues with his family that kept him away for a bit longer

Divorce arc incoming

He was insulting long time viewers for not asking how he was and not being understanding as well... really rattled

I check Kat’s sisters Instagram every once in a while because it’s a white trash train wreck that I can’t look away from, and she hasn’t posted in a while. She used to post stupid stories constantly all day. Now nothing. Maybe she died or something.
 
He does that all the time. I think he knows he fucked up, just lying to his fans. He fucked up? He is a pro player, he cant fuck up...
I know he does it all the time, I just enjoy documenting it directly. Honestly I should probably make a few youtube videos of his matches slowed down with his excuses after the fact, could be fun.

I don't know if he's just lying to his fans, I think it's 50/50. Does he lie to them when he knows he fucked up? Yeah probably. Does his ego sometimes also stop him from acknowledging that he fucked up? Not hard to imagine given how he constantly rewrites history in his head.

Also calling him a pro is generous. Not everyone who plays at a tournament is a pro. Any jackass can come in to a tournament even one like EVO. A pro by my definition is someone who is so good for so long that they start getting paid to show up and get sponsorships which is a level DSP never even came close to reaching (doubly so given his notorious reputation even years before Youtube). "Pro Fighting Game Player" is another title Phil gave himself.
 
Also calling him a pro is generous. Not everyone who plays at a tournament is a pro. Any jackass can come in to a tournament even one like EVO. A pro by my definition is someone who is so good for so long that they start getting paid to show up and get sponsorships which is a level DSP never even came close to reaching (doubly so given his notorious reputation even years before Youtube). "Pro Fighting Game Player" is another title Phil gave himself.
I can't imagine there have been many "pro fighting game players" ever by that standard, and certainly none back when Old Man Phil was active in the FGC.
 
I can't imagine there have been many "pro fighting game players" ever by that standard, and certainly none back when Old Man Phil was active in the FGC.
Well maybe my definition is off, but if all it takes to be a pro player is attend tournaments then that's a pretty low bar to entry. I never considered myself a pro for any of the tournaments I've been in, even ones I've won.
 
Hey Phil, where did the fucking money go? What have you been spending thousands of dollars weekly on? It's not your credit card bills, it's not your streaming equipment, you even complained about not having enough money for the PS5! So it's not your gaming shit. What are you spending all that fucking money on?

You just had 500,000 dollars in consumer debt spending as well as an underwater mortgage written off courtesy of the taxpayers. You and Kat have two incomes, and Kat has to be paid at least minimum wage, 15 dollars an hour. You are constantly begging, day in and day out, bleeding your viewers dry. Where is all the fucking money going, Phil?
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He's still crying about the vest streak.

His ending monologue has him crying about trolls, too. He seriously can't hold back his toxicity for more than a day.
Yet another reason why people can't be upset about Phil's "success". No matter how much money he wrings out of his viewers, it's always the same shit day-in day-out.
We were supposed to be furious about his bankruptcy clearing, yet he still cries poor.
We were supposed to be bawling when he "survived" his recent ban from Twitch, yet he still cries poor.
We were supposed to be frothing at the mouth over the Vest Streak, yet he still cries poor.
He touted replacing a fucking chair as "a new era" of his streams. If that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about the man's laziness, I don't know what will.
His fans pump hundreds of dollars into him, and their only reward is MORE begging. If you ever find yourself mad over a huge whale donation, just remember that in a few years right now, Phil's streams will be the same miserable shitshow of crying poor.
 
That mobile game rant tonight was pure gold. He talked about checking his old games and accounts, claimed he stopped playing mobile games in 2017 :lit:, then whined about having to spend money to have a chance in these games using Dokkan Battle as his example, the guy claimed that when he checked on the account (Dokkan) he say that the account and all of the money he spent on it was gone, but the WWE Supercard account still worked just fine. He went on to name drop a few mobile other mobile titles but didn't happen to mention WWE Champions (a game he has mentioned playing in the past). To top this 15 minute rant off, he banned someone in chat for mentioning WWE Champions with a LIMB. I'll have to get the raw clip when I can.
 
Is it safe to say the people claiming Trump is DSP and DSP is Trump were wrong? You ain't a bird without wings. You ain't a fish without swimming. And you ain't DSP without somehow miraculously winning at the last moment in the end.
 
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