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I figured out the reason DSP hasn't registered to vote in Washington, but is still registered in Connecticut . The governors of both Washington and Connecticut haven't emailed him to tell him how to do it yet.
 
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Imagine going half a million dollars into debt, not because of medical school or a close personal tragedy, but because you can’t fucking stop spending money on garbage like fast food and gacha pulls. And then when the government and the taxpayer bail your masculine, independent ass, not three months later you’re back in the hole.

He got the three grand in cheers and memory holed it exactly as a ton of you called. He straight up lied to his gamer fans about how much the new consoles cost (ignoring he should have been ready for the yearly console release six months ago, it’s not like it’s a fucking surprise), and he has, nominally, a wife that works full time, in a state with a 15 dollar an hour minimum wage.

So hey, Phil, where’s all the fucking money going?


Vic Viper T301 powiedział(a):
Phil is doing a second playthrough of the boring horror walking simulator game Little Hope to try for a different ending. The game is awful, it's half ripping off Silent Hill only not nearly as interesting, bunch of incredibly lame and cheap jump scares that come out of nowhere, and the plot ends on a 'one of the characters was crazy and made it all up in his head, none of the other characters were real' twist. Despite having seen everything before Phil still constantly pauses in the middle of cutscenes to pigsplain things. So many games Phil could play, and he's doing this garbage.
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Of course dude! It’s the HARDCORE GAMING SEASON! Why would he be playing anything else?
 
Pandalee’s Tits powiedział(a):
No joke yesterday’s low tips has seriously fucked with him. He’s on prestream right now begging people to not mention low contributions.

We might get a meltdown today if we get more low tips. He is on edge.
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Don't count on it. Whales will answer the call, undoubtedly.

But yeah, this pre-stream was straight out of another dimension or some shit. He:

- whined about how yesterday was the slowest day in a long time
- threatened chat to not joke about the slow streams and that THEY are the ones who keep bringing it up, making the streams all about money
- said he came back "with a much more positive attitude today"

In that order.

This man has completely lost touch with reality, wasting away in a chair, yelling at a camera. So sad.
 
Comma powiedział(a):
Don't count on it. Whales will answer the call, undoubtedly.

But yeah, this pre-stream was straight out of another dimension or some shit. He:

- whined about how yesterday was the slowest day in a long time
- threatened chat to not joke about the slow streams and that THEY are the ones who keep bringing it up, making the streams all about money
- said he came back "with a much more positive attitude today"

In that order.

This man has completely lost touch with reality, wasting away in a chair, yelling at a camera. So sad.
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someone capped it.

audio behind link.
 
Phil has identified a new begging vector: PS5 hard drives. The new Call of Duty game is 285 gigs alone (if you install all three game modes). So Phil will very shortly be constantly whining about running out of hard drive space and begging for $200 to get an expansion hard drive. Better get those wallets ready, paypigs...
 
Vic Viper T301 powiedział(a):
Phil has identified a new begging vector: PS5 hard drives. The new Call of Duty game is 285 gigs alone (if you install all three game modes). So Phil will very shortly be constantly whining about running out of hard drive space and begging for $200 to get an expansion hard drive. Better get those wallets ready, paypigs...
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would any external HDD work? or does it have to be sony HDDs?
 
tripmix powiedział(a):
would any external HDD work? or does it have to be sony HDDs?
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Unsure about the PS5 but any external HDD works with the PS4, it just needs to be formatted by the system for storage. Sony is weird about their peripherals, though, because their controllers for example refuse to be charged by anything other than the system itself.
 
yoshitsune powiedział(a):
Here's how the pig's opinion of a Nioh or FromSoftware game changes over time, chronologically.
When he played a From game it was always FAHK YOU FRAHMSAFTWER FAHK YOU MEEYAZAKHEI YOUR GAME IS SHIT! IT'S NOT CHALLENGING IT'S BULLSHIT DOOD! I WANT TO BE CHALLENGED DOOD I DON'T WANT TO KILL MYSELF PLAYING THESE GAMES! Then as soon as the playthrough is done he starts sucking them off saying they are some of the best games ever made.

When he played Nioh it was FAHK YOU TEEM NINJUH THIS GAME SUCKS FRAHM'S GAMES ARE MUCH BETTER! THIS IS CHEAP THIS ISN'T CHALLENGING! DARK SOULS GAMES ARE MUCH BETTER! As soon as the playthrough is done he starts sucking the game off saying that it's one of the best games ever made, on par with Dark Souls and that he loved the deep khambhet mechanics, despite the fact that he didn't even dip his toes into them and made it seem like it was a Dark Souls game where you just spam that R1 button since the only attack he did in the entire game was the mid stance spear strong attack string, earning him the nickname MidStancePhil.

Then, when he played the Redemption runs of DaS3 and Bloodborne, it was the same shit as the first part. FAHK YOU FRAHMSAFTWEHR! But then he would periodically talk about how NEEYO WAS SO MUCH BETTER DOOD! Same for Sekiro when it came out.

Then when he played Nioh 2, just repeat the same shit that I mentioned for Nioh 1, just replace MidStanceSpear with HighStanceSwitchglaive. He said that aluttapeepul have been giving him shit for not switching stances at all so he decided to use the Switchglaive which is all about long combos which are created by switching into different stances mid-combo. After like 2 main missions he gave up on it and settled for the High Stance Switchglaive strong attack string for 90% of the game.

When Elden Ring hits and when he starts playing Demon's Souls Remastered you can bet your ass that there's going to be at least one instance of him praising Nee-Ouh because he's getting his fucking ass kicked in the game at the moment.
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Every now and then I go back to watching Tevin's "endurance" of DSP getting his asshole reamed by our old pal Ludwig. During it, Tevin raises an interesting point. No matter how much DSP calls the game flawed, no matter how much he whines about the game's fundamentals, he's still going to buy every From Software game Day 1. His "career" depends on it. He's forever known as "that guy who soils himself playing Dark Souls". This is why his "critiques" can never be taken seriously, because no matter how many times he wails about how much he hates a franchise, he'll still go back to playing it. And then his opinion on it may totally flip-flop, depending on if the franchise's reputation has changed. Suddenly he's a huge fan of Pokemon! He's gonna collect them all! (Only he's not gonna wait until he has better Pokeballs or fast travel, he's conveniently doing it in a matter that takes as long as possible)
What's annoying is that he pretends to be an aficionado on the series. He dropped Blasphemous, claiming that "it's just not Dark Souls", but we all know the reason he won't play Blasphemous is that it doesn't reel in the views like From Software. He claimed that Sekiro and DS3 retained all the same issues as earlier titles because "no one is willing to call out From Software on their bullshit" (this led to the infamous lover's spat between him and Swagginz) and yet he always goes back to deepthroating the company at the end. He loves Dark Souls so much yet he can't retain any fucking thing from his earlier playthroughs, so every time he replays one he still needs to be spoonfed by his viewers (proven in no small part thanks to @PieceofShet). His Magic Run was a trainwreck until the peepul told him how to cheese the game yet again. But he loves Dark Souls!
I can only wonder if he's going to completely memoryhole how much he absolutely hated the original Demon's Souls when he plays the Remastered.
 
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