Yea, it's crazy how similar the cows are with exhibiting similar traits, and it expands from the different sectors from Animal Control, Internet Famous, or ones that have their own forum. I have a select set of cows that I follow, but the ones I do all have this trait: they actively read their thread just as much KF members. What really gets me, they don't view themselves as KF users when they're more active than a lot of members.
Yeah. I think kiwis only take a brief glance at this thread (and others) through their day, and that's it. But we know most lolcows hit that refresh button like their lives depend on it. It is ridiculous. Also, Lou (and a lot of people featured here) thinks that his life is going to shit BECAUSE this site, when the reality is that he only got our attention because his life was already shitty to begin with. Nobody earns a thread here just because, they have to really crank up their bullshit to eleven.
It's more humorous because he could've just gone on being another scammer in the #TransCrowdFund twitter crowd unnoticed, but he wanted to "own" KF members because he saw them making fun of him in the Kiwi Farm Reviews thread; then challenged them to come after him/interacted with them. Bad for Lou, good for us; he was a little too interesting.
Now he has the hottest thread in Animal Control with it being on the cusp of 1 million views in 10 months.
Farmers tend to cultivate and harvest the most bountiful and fruitful crops.
There is no wrong choice for The Chaos InsurgencyI hope Biden wins purely because I want to see a change of pace and watch all his cultists have a catastrophic meltdown, but I also want Trump to win because it would mean the same thing happens with Lou.
Being a Kiwi Terrorist is hard
Yes. He was mentioned in passing within a fairly modest general thread and somehow noticed and complained about it, then went in for round 2 when he was forgotten about, which inspired me to write the thread.
I hope Biden wins purely because I want to see a change of pace and watch all his cultists have a catastrophic meltdown, but I also want Trump to win because it would mean the same thing happens with Lou.
Being a Kiwi Terrorist is hard
Even if Biden wins you know Lou is going to screech about blue MAGA, so watching him slap fight the celebrating libs would be hilarious.
I think I mentioned this a while back in the thread, but Lou's actually been featured on the Farms well over a year before this thread even existed, via someone's post in the 2gryphon thread around February 2019. As far as I know, this is the earliest instance of him being mentioned here in any capacity.
I mean, if the dude says he wasn't in the Furry Raiders, I'm inclined to believe him. The alternative would be siding with Lou, after all.
As much as I don't care who wins because both candidates are terrible, I kinda wish Biden lost the popular vote and still won via electoral votes, because it would've been hilarious to watch Democrats rush to defend the electoral college after spending the past 4 years screeching about abolishing it.
The joy will be that the democrats will still spend the next 4 years screaming about it given how it looks like Trump is going to win via Electoral College again. Personally I want to see how Loud can use this to make it about himself and grift more money from suicidal political furries. Maybe a healthcare grift or saying how he needs another new pc for writing poorly structured big titty amazon tiger transformation stories.
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I’ve been able to translate autism in many situations where others couldn’t but what in the actual fuck does this chicken-scratch mean? Yes I know he’s trying to do the math for Biden winning but... what the fuck is any of this?
His shitty handwriting is saying Biden needs 270 Electoral Votes to win, qnd he currently has 223, meaning he needs 47 more. Even if he wins Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin (optimistic much lol), he'd still need one more voteWyświetl załącznik 1706442
I’ve been able to translate autism in many situations where others couldn’t but what in the actual fuck does this chicken-scratch mean? Yes I know he’s trying to do the math for Biden winning but... what the fuck is any of this?
Seriously, I only ever recall seeing math being done this way in fucking primary/elementary school. And even still I don’t think he’s doing it right. His insane Trump-fearing chicken-scratch does make me laugh, though.
It's old school borrowing for subtraction. It was before common core. I'm roughly Lou's age & that's how I learned it.Seriously, I only ever recall seeing math being done this way in fucking primary/elementary school. And even still I don’t think he’s doing it right. His insane Trump-fearing chicken-scratch does make me laugh, though.