Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[JongleJingle]

Perfect.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

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"Trump has implanted his seed within birth mother America"

I knew it... Trump impregnated America! The slimy pig, I should have known.

Dont worry. Moonman is just working hard on his new track.

Heard he's going to collab with Digibro to make a sequel Diss track for the "Karen Farms" as he put it.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Most of the arguments I hear from Trump people nowadays are some insane mix of "socialism" and "pedophilia" attempting to beat the enemy into submission through retard brute force.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Most of the arguments I hear from Trump people nowadays are some insane mix of "socialism" and "pedophilia" attempting to beat the enemy into submission through retard brute force.
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I guess if anyone knew a lot about retard brute force it would be you.

 

[Creep3r]

Uh oh... Something's wrong with Mr. Moon guys!

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HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNGH!

"THE TERMINAN APOCALYPSE WILL BE THE BEST APOCALYPSE! NO EXCEPTIONS! OTHER PLANETS WISH THEY COULD HAVE AN APOCALYPSE LIKE THIS ONE!"

 

[draggs]

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Perfect.

Oh noooo

 

[Suburban Bastard]

https://twitter.com/umichvoter99/status/1323653155138265089

 

[Without A Gout]

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNGH!
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"It's a tremendous moon, fantastic moon. It's going to be the greatest moon the world has ever seen"

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

I guess if anyone knew a lot about retard brute force it would be you.

Thank you for calling me strong, I would beat your weak ass, soyboy. Do you even lift bro?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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Perfect.

Oh noooo

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I've jumped around in the thread a little and am surprised to see a lack of pics and news stuff.

Glen Greenwald of the Snowden/NSA fame quit the intercept (the news paper he co-founded) over his editors censoring him covering the Hunter Biden laptop
Greenwald straight up says there is a government/media conspiracy working against Trump. He published his emails

Uncensored Hunter pics were released on /pol/ but I was a retard and didn't save. Short of it
- No confirmation of who footjob girl who people suspect is Natalie Biden actually is
- Girls in pics are cam whores, not Obama's daughters or his sister Ashley like /pol/ rumored
- More pics of Helen Biden nude
- A bunch of emails and phone numbers doxed
- Strange food codewords, however looking less like pizzagate stuff and more money stuff.

 

[jje100010001]

On the off chance that Biden takes it, I fully expect a united China by the end of 2021. Question is where they will feel the need for lebensraum next.

The Himalayas (water sources), Southeast Asia (expanding their Cambodia tactic to other countries), and the South China Seas (seizing islands).

 

[Smug Chuckler]

tomorrow

 

[purplemacar0n]

tomorrow

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truly terrifying

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Thank you for calling me strong, I would beat your weak ass, soyboy. Do you even lift bro?

Unfortunately not as much as I would like since the gyms are closed mostly due to 'rona

 

[Mr. Manchester]

So here is my win/win scenario. We all know the obvious cope if Trump wins, no need to repeat.

Here is the benefit of a Biden win, however. When are mongoloids at their very best and do stupid shit the most? When they're smug. Under a Trump depression wave you're getting a lot of tantrums and a lot of mad people, but retards that may have been afraid to express themselves might feel a little more inclined to be creative. Who knows what kind of weird new medium a group of empowered and joyous weirdos will create? That's like a double win if you're a Biden fan.

...and my town is testing the emergency sirens... not ominous at all

 

[Ciscoipphone]

They had years to prepare for this and they couldn't check the voting machines before today?!

 

[Captain Manning]

Well, no matter what happens now. I am pretty sure I win. Heh.

This...

...versus this...


Also, I cast this in the name of @CrunkLord420, @formershroomeryuser, @Shiversblood, and probably many other Kiwis.


Stay safe everybody! Do your thing and then get home safely.

I’m surprised at how many of you have predicted Biden throughout this thread

I have a cunning plan. See above.

 

[Sithis]

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Perfect.

Words cannot express how much this fucks with my feng shui

 

[DJ Grelle]

Honestly would be pretty fun to see
The US falling apart would allow french 3rd force autism to finally realize