🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

Sex work should be legal, but brothels should not be. I point to Dennis Hof as the reason why. Sex workers should be allowed to work on their own and set their own working conditions. If they're working for themselves, they're free to reject clients, like Russ. Remember that Olive Garden hooker? She said the brothel made her take Russ as a client even though she didn't want to, and then when Russ ran out the clock and she sent him packing, he bitched to Dennis Hof who took her money. That should not be allowed. I'd like to see FOSTA repealed so sex workers can set up websites again to record lists of problem clients. Russ would probably have his own website at this point, with bright red banners all over it warning people not to accept his money.

@TheGreatCitracett he also doesn't think prostitutes should be allowed to conceal their real identities. Remember when added that one woman to his brothel suit without her permission? He used her real name and was mad when she requested to be removed as a plaintiff.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Given his dislike of "saggy pants thugs" he's going to be surrounded by several people of the dark-skinned persuasion. He probably has no idea what he's getting into with being around a lot of people who aren't going to put up with his shit.

I fully anticipate Russhole either shuttering himself in his new place like a fucking NEET, or some random ass dude on the street caving his face in.

 

[Fiveseven15]

It's amazing how he is making a critical choice about where to live based the best proximity of businesses to get his dick wet.

Crime rates? Jobs? Educational institutes? Nah, Russ needs to get his fuck on, Las Vegas baby!

downtown vegas will fucking eat him alive. ive been here 5 years and you wouldnt believe the shit ive seen right on my doorstep. driveway has been blocked off by cops several times already (and it wasnt my fault)

 

[ILovePudding]

I fully anticipate Russhole either shuttering himself in his new place like a fucking NEET, or some random ass dude on the street caving his face in.

He will not do well in Vegas. It's not a coddling environment like Mormon Land. Vegas chews soft people up and shits them out.

 

[Fiveseven15]

did he say where he will be working? or is he just gonna figure that out when he arrives, yknow the state with like 30% unemployment, seems like he'll have his pick of work /sneed

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

did he say where he will be working? or is he just gonna figure that out when he arrives, yknow the state with like 30% unemployment, seems like he'll have his pick of work /sneed

He thinks with his dick first and about consequences second.

Most people wouldn't move to a skeevy place with 30% unemployment while they are on probation for electronic communication harassment.

But not Russell Greer

 

[AbraCadaver]

I just want to hear about Russ trying to climb onto the front of the stage at a Vegas show and give a dollar to a showgirl while she’s performing, giant feathered costume and everything. Maybe he puts the dollar on the edge of the stage like at a strip club, then patiently stands there in his manky suit, blocking the front row’s view, waiting for the showgirl to stop dancing and come over to receive a dollar and a better life.

Is that really so much to ask?

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

I just want to hear about Russ trying to climb onto the front of the stage at a Vegas show and give a dollar to a showgirl while she’s performing, giant feathered costume and everything. Maybe he puts the dollar on the edge of the stage like at a strip club, then patiently stands there in his manky suit, blocking the front row’s view, waiting for the showgirl to stop dancing and come over to receive a dollar and a better life.

Is that really so much to ask?

You forgot to add him holding a bouquet of cheap WalMart flowers and a gift certificate to Olive Garden.

I can't remember if this was answered earlier in the thread, but can he legally move right now? Doesn't Vegas have to agree to take him with his probation, or something along those lines?

 

[break these cuffs]

I can't remember if this was answered earlier in the thread, but can he legally move right now? Doesn't Vegas have to agree to take him with his probation, or something along those lines?

Russ can theoretically move. I don't think we know if he even has supervised probation. He might just think he can move states and Utah will be none the wiser since his probation is unsupervised. I don't know Utah specifically, but unsupervised probation tends to be "follow this set of guidelines and any rulings by the court", there are no check ins, home inspections, etc. If he is planning on going through the legal process of moving, then he'd have to get PO approval if he's got one, apply to Utah to transfer, then the application would be sent to Nevada for investigation and final decision. This can take a couple months without taking wuflu into account.

I'm assuming Russ hasn't actually checked into whether or not he can legally move and is going to be blindsided when Vegas PD finds his Utah probation after a woman files a harassment complaint against him. It'll be even better if he goes to the police to file a complaint against a brothel and they find it. He also believes he the smartest person in any room and I could easily see him banking on never getting caught.

 

[The Dude]

It's amazing how he is making a critical choice about where to live based the best proximity of businesses to get his dick wet.

Crime rates? Jobs? Educational institutes? Nah, Russ needs to get his fuck on, Las Vegas baby!

He would be better off moving to Reno than Vegas if he wants to be close to brothels. While prostitution is legal in Nevada, cities/counties can decide whether or not to legalize it, and it's not legal in Las Vegas. It happens there, sure, but it's the good ol' fashioned "do so at your own risk/that hooker might be an under cover cop" variety. And I believe the legal brothels are much further away from Vegas than they are from Reno, which gets expensive when you need to pay for a cab because you can't drive like Russ. I still don't believe he has a car, let alone a driver's license.

Sex work should be legal, but brothels should not be. I point to Dennis Hof as the reason why. Sex workers should be allowed to work on their own and set their own working conditions. If they're working for themselves, they're free to reject clients, like Russ. Remember that Olive Garden hooker? She said the brothel made her take Russ as a client even though she didn't want to, and then when Russ ran out the clock and she sent him packing, he bitched to Dennis Hof who took her money. That should not be allowed. I'd like to see FOSTA repealed so sex workers can set up websites again to record lists of problem clients. Russ would probably have his own website at this point, with bright red banners all over it warning people not to accept his money.

@TheGreatCitracett he also doesn't think prostitutes should be allowed to conceal their real identities. Remember when added that one woman to his brothel suit without her permission? He used her real name and was mad when she requested to be removed as a plaintiff.

Brothel workers can turn down clients. Russ spent most of a trip bouncing around three different cat houses when a hooker wouldn't take his $$$ because she quoted him $$$$ and turned him away when he couldn't pay it. The Olive Garden thing was a rare exception, and she still got half the money Russ paid.

 

[thismanlies]

I just want to hear about Russ trying to climb onto the front of the stage at a Vegas show and give a dollar to a showgirl while she’s performing, giant feathered costume and everything. Maybe he puts the dollar on the edge of the stage like at a strip club, then patiently stands there in his manky suit, blocking the front row’s view, waiting for the showgirl to stop dancing and come over to receive a dollar and a better life.

Is that really so much to ask?

>Be Russel Greer
>Lol
>Be desperate to give that special girl a ticket to a better life
>And a face ride only your moebius mouth can provide
>The Mormons won’t have you
>The Bunny Ranch banned you
>Utah won’t let you open your budget whore house
>Everyone in the entertainment industry laughed as they put your name on their blacklists
>Joshua Moon built an entire website so he could call you a gimpy faced retard
>Now your name is effectively vagina repellent
>Where do you go from here?
>Then you see it
>Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas
>Perfect
>You scrape together whatever you can
>You haul ass to Vegas
>You can only afford a shithole
>All your neighbors laugh at you
>You dont understand them because they’re laughing in Spanish
>You beg on the side of the road for money to see a show on the Strip
>People throw change at you because you look like a disheveled tard
>Eventually you settle for a cabaret outside of the Strip
>You bring flowers to woo the show girls
>The club throws you out on your ass
>No refunds
>You take what little you have left and head towards a shitty bar
>You see a girl getting thrown out the bar
>She’s as drunk as she is loud
>You see your chance
>You make your move
>You try to offer her a cab ride but your words come out as gross schlurps
>She’s too busy throwing up to care
>You hail a cab
>You shove her inside
>She wakes up in your apartment
>With a plastic wedding ring on her finger
>Turns our you had the cab swing by a drive thru wedding chapel on you way home
>Now you’ve shown the haters
>You’ve shown them that Russel Greer can get the girl of his dreams

 

[DrJonesHat]

>Be Russel Greer
>Lol
>Be desperate to give that special girl a ticket to a better life
>And a face ride only your moebius mouth can provide
>The Mormons won’t have you
>The Bunny Ranch banned you
>Utah won’t let you open your budget whore house
>Everyone in the entertainment industry laughed as they put your name on their blacklists
>Joshua Moon built an entire website so he could call you a gimpy faced retard
>Now your name is effectively vagina repellent
>Where do you go from here?
>Then you see it
>Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas
>Perfect
>You scrape together whatever you can
>You haul ass to Vegas
>You can only afford a shithole
>All your neighbors laugh at you
>You dont understand them because they’re laughing in Spanish
>You beg on the side of the road for money to see a show on the Strip
>People throw change at you because you look like a disheveled tard
>Eventually you settle for a cabaret outside of the Strip
>You bring flowers to woo the show girls
>The club throws you out on your ass
>No refunds
>You take what little you have left and head towards a shitty bar
>You see a girl getting thrown out the bar
>She’s as drunk as she is loud
>You see your chance
>You make your move
>You try to offer her a cab ride but your words come out as gross schlurps
>She’s too busy throwing up to care
>You hail a cab
>You shove her inside
>She wakes up in your apartment
>With a plastic wedding ring on her finger
>Turns our you had the cab swing by a drive thru wedding chapel on you way home
>Now you’ve shown the haters
>You’ve shown them that Russel Greer can get the girl of his dreams

Sir, you've had enough Internet for today. Please go outside. Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I for one support Russell's braindead decision to move house and home to a place that with chew him up and spit him out much like Russ does with every meal he has ever eaten.

The endless lols will make up for this dry spell. Still waiting on his his epic court showdown with Null

 

[DrJonesHat]

I for one support Russell's braindead decision to move house and home to a place that with chew him up and spit him out much like Russ does with every meal he has ever eaten.

The endless lols will make up for this dry spell. Still waiting on his his epic court showdown with Null

First he has to serve him, and despite being told the address for service, I'm sure Russ will manage to fuck it up somehow. It's a universal constant, like gravity that Russ will find a way to fuck up the easiest task.

I'm waiting for someone in the local judicial apparatus to tell him he can't move until his probation is up, and then the ensuing meltdown.

 

[Crispeacock]

Russ couldnt serve null if our glorious leader lived in the white house. He'd fuck it up

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ couldnt serve null if our glorious leader lived in the white house. He'd fuck it up

Russ couldn't serve someone if they walked up and took the papers from him. He'd give them the wrong papers or find some way to botch it.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I for one support Russell's braindead decision to move house and home to a place that with chew him up and spit him out much like Russ does with every meal he has ever eaten.

The endless lols will make up for this dry spell. Still waiting on his his epic court showdown with Null

It's like a dud firecracker. You don't know if or when the boom is coming.

 

[MistressCaridad]

>Be Russel Greer
>Lol
>Be desperate to give that special girl a ticket to a better life
>And a face ride only your moebius mouth can provide
>The Mormons won’t have you
>The Bunny Ranch banned you
>Utah won’t let you open your budget whore house
>Everyone in the entertainment industry laughed as they put your name on their blacklists
>Joshua Moon built an entire website so he could call you a gimpy faced retard
>Now your name is effectively vagina repellent
>Where do you go from here?
>Then you see it
>Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas
>Perfect
>You scrape together whatever you can
>You haul ass to Vegas
>You can only afford a shithole
>All your neighbors laugh at you
>You dont understand them because they’re laughing in Spanish
>You beg on the side of the road for money to see a show on the Strip
>People throw change at you because you look like a disheveled tard
>Eventually you settle for a cabaret outside of the Strip
>You bring flowers to woo the show girls
>The club throws you out on your ass
>No refunds
>You take what little you have left and head towards a shitty bar
>You see a girl getting thrown out the bar
>She’s as drunk as she is loud
>You see your chance
>You make your move
>You try to offer her a cab ride but your words come out as gross schlurps
>She’s too busy throwing up to care
>You hail a cab
>You shove her inside
>She wakes up in your apartment
>With a plastic wedding ring on her finger
>Turns our you had the cab swing by a drive thru wedding chapel on you way home
>Now you’ve shown the haters
>You’ve shown them that Russel Greer can get the girl of his dreams

Actually I’d love to see the version someone alluded to earlier where Russhole picks up the one hooker that ends up being an undercover vice cop and he ends up slurping impotently in a holding cell about how he was only arrested because he’s disabled, and how that bitch of a cop discriminated against him because she doesn’t like nice guys.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Actually I’d love to see the version someone alluded to earlier where Russhole picks up the one hooker that ends up being an undercover vice cop and he ends up slurping impotently in a holding cell about how he was only arrested because he’s disabled, and how that bitch of a cop discriminated against him because she doesn’t like nice guys.

No doubt he would try to play the disabled card. He did when Erika tried to cut him off after he got creepy. He's a one trick pony. That's all he's got. I wonder how'd he react if he got popped along with a bunch of non-disabled guys. He'd have a hard time claiming they only arrested him due to his disability.

 

[AnOminous]

I for one support Russell's braindead decision to move house and home to a place that with chew him up and spit him out much like Russ does with every meal he has ever eaten.

Minus the chewing part since Russ can't do that.