🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[CansOfCant]

That’s the sub title

Encased in parentheses so he can fully explain his brilliance to you

 

[DrJonesHat]

I genuinely hope he writes another book explaining his side of the Erika saga as well as Kiwi Farms and how he thinks it was involved. maybe we'll get a return of the Mexican gangbangers and magical computer viruses that control the lights.

I think I'll get a leg up on him, and write a book about him! I'll stick to what I can determine to be fact, because then he can't sue me for libel. I think I'll title it Invasive and Troubling: The Russell Greer Story. As a bonus, I'll get Erika to write the Forward. Maybe if they make it into a movie, Ariana Grande can do the soundtrack while singing a song written by Taylor Swift and wearing Katy Perry's clothing line.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I think I'll get a leg up on him, and write a book about him! I'll stick to what I can determine to be fact, because then he can't sue me for libel. I think I'll title it Invasive and Troubling: The Russell Greer Story. As a bonus, I'll get Erika to write the Forward. Maybe if they make it into a movie, Ariana Grande can do the soundtrack while singing a song written by Taylor Swift and wearing Katy Perry's clothing line.

'Invasive and Troubling': The Russell Greer Story
or
How I swiftly tailored (pun on the name 'Taylor Swift') my way to the inside of a padded cell

Let me know if you need a co-author or a copy editor.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Oh boy I can't wait for the next Nazi concentration camp summer romp. In this one Russes self insert will be in Dachau after being betrayed by the woman he loved. She turned him in to the Nazis and got him sent to the camp. While there the evil camp guards lead by Nüll stalk and harass him. Calling him names and beating him mercilessly. But through a series of summer camp hijinks he's able to escape the camp with the toothy girl he met at one of the camps four dozen dances. In the end he's recognized as a great composer who bravely testified about Nüll and the camp guards many many war crimes.

I hope the old man on his deathbed lives long enough to see boychic's thrilling sequel

 

[AbraCadaver]

I think I'll get a leg up on him, and write a book about him! I'll stick to what I can determine to be fact, because then he can't sue me for libel. I think I'll title it Invasive and Troubling: The Russell Greer Story. As a bonus, I'll get Erika to write the Forward. Maybe if they make it into a movie, Ariana Grande can do the soundtrack while singing a song written by Taylor Swift and wearing Katy Perry's clothing line.

Taylor will appear in the commercial for the book, “shaking her ass” very “enticingly”, in Russ’ words.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm just waiting for Russ to see the Taylor Swift puppet on Spitting Image and declare that an insult because 'Spitting'

 

[Constellationzero]

Once again, don't discount the opportunities for more great Greer screed titles:

* Shadow Over Muh Plights
* The Curious Case of Russell G. Greer
* In the Mouth of Slackness
* The Color Out Of Swift
* All That You Stalk Will Be Deleted Away
* Everything's Eventual If You Just Let Me Explain

 

[AnOminous]

Once again, don't discount the opportunities for more great Greer screed titles:

* Shadow Over Muh Plights
* The Curious Case of Russell G. Greer
* In the Mouth of Slackness
* The Color Out Of Swift
* All That You Stalk Will Be Deleted Away
* Everything's Eventual If You Just Let Me Explain

Plight Club.

 

[DrJonesHat]

'Invasive and Troubling': The Russell Greer Story
or
How I swiftly tailored (pun on the name 'Taylor Swift') my way to the inside of a padded cell

Let me know if you need a co-author or a copy editor.

I made an effort! How dare you imply it's anything less than perfect! Seriously, yeah, a copy editor would be good. I really should write a book, just so I can watch him lose his mind at not being able to control it.

 

[Hamsteroid]

I made an effort! How dare you imply it's anything less than perfect! Seriously, yeah, a copy editor would be good. I really should write a book, just so I can watch him lose his mind at not being able to control it.

Please add a dream sequence of a Dachau Dance Contest narrated by an eagle with the voice of Christoph Waltz.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Once again, don't discount the opportunities for more great Greer screed titles:

* Shadow Over Muh Plights
* The Curious Case of Russell G. Greer
* In the Mouth of Slackness
* The Color Out Of Swift
* All That You Stalk Will Be Deleted Away
* Everything's Eventual If You Just Let Me Explain

He is quite the Lovecraftian horror isn't he?

Within the next month or so he's supposed to be auditioning for AGT so maybe he's busy practicing playing keytar while doing radical "foot moves" at the same time?

Perhaps he's been recruiting band members and perfecting his live stage show, learning teamwork and how to perform as a cohesive unit?

Chances are he's not going to make it to the main stage. He'll do his thing in front of the first set of judges and the only way he'd get through to the celebrity judges is if they think it would be funny for him to get slapped down by Simon assuming he's still on that gig.

After all The Jolly Cat, with his terrible act, managed to make to the main stage and was buzzed off in seconds.

 

[Da Dude123]

Here is Yo Yovanna again! Being hot like a Sauna. Keep being you, Yo Yovanna! I wonder how many DMs Russell "the face" Greer has sent her? "Listen to my song, slurp. I guess you don't like nice guys." #bodypositivity

 

[DuckSucker]

I wonder if he got challenged on his version of events with the Erika incident and was forced to confront that yes, he was in the wrong. She told him to leave her alone and he did not do so. That's harassment. It doesn't matter WHY she told him to fuck off, she doesn't have to explain herself. It only matters that she did tell him to fuck off. He thinks he's owed an explanation for everything everyone does towards him and that's not the case.

I think its, yes, a narc injury but I think the fact that he sued Kiwi Farms and basically everybody just laughed at him, I think that one cut him deep. I think he could tell himself like "Oh Taylor Swifts just being a cunt" but when he has like a couple thousand people laughing at him and telling him, no, actually, youre the tool, that actually pierces his ego. He could get a billion bullshit suits laughed out of court and tell himself they were longshot lawsuits but I think he genuinely felt like he had a shot against Null and Kiwifarms.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Chances are he's not going to make it to the main stage. He'll do his thing in front of the first set of judges and the only way he'd get through to the celebrity judges is if they think it would be funny for him to get slapped down by Simon assuming he's still on that gig.

After all The Jolly Cat, with his terrible act, managed to make to the main stage and was buzzed off in seconds.

I guarantee you he thinks the AGT audition process is only what you see on TV. He walks on in front of the celebrity judges, does his stupid act, and everyone goes wild. He doesn't think about or even know about the thousands of people who apply and don't even get a second thought.

I think its, yes, a narc injury but I think the fact that he sued Kiwi Farms and basically everybody just laughed at him, I think that one cut him deep. I think he could tell himself like "Oh Taylor Swifts just being a cunt" but when he has like a couple thousand people laughing at him and telling him, no, actually, youre the tool, that actually pierces his ego. He could get a billion bullshit suits laughed out of court and tell himself they were longshot lawsuits but I think he genuinely felt like he had a shot against Null and Kiwifarms.

Russell doesn't think any of his lawsuits are long shots. He thinks victory is a guarantee every single time. It's only the fat, fake, bias judges who cause him to lose. Russell makes such a spectacle out of himself is because he wants everyone to see him and discover how right he is. The reason he's harped on representations and discrimination for so long are because he legitimately believes the law is on his side and that he can use the law to get what he wants, in his case fame and sex. I think the only reason he doesn't appeal is because he doesn't know how to.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The AGT audition he's doing is a "virtual audition" where all he has to do is make a video of his talent and email it to the AGT audition address. Which explains why his last audition is just him in his room talking about muh disability then doing the Charleston or whatever.

He's not even going to make it to standing before the judges, if he even gets something thrown together to submit. Last time he missed the deadline twice.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The AGT audition he's doing is a "virtual audition" where all he has to do is make a video of his talent and email it to the AGT audition address. Which explains why his last audition is just him in his room talking about muh disability then doing the Charleston or whatever.

He's not even going to make it to standing before the judges, if he even gets something thrown together to submit. Last time he missed the deadline twice.

Eagerly awaiting the second AGT lawsuit.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I want that audition video

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I guarantee you he thinks the AGT audition process is only what you see on TV. He walks on in front of the celebrity judges, does his stupid act, and everyone goes wild. He doesn't think about or even know about the thousands of people who apply and don't even get a second thought.

If not for his disability, Russell might stand a chance of being one of those people who is allowed to perform in front of the judges because the showrunner knows he'll make a fool out of himself in a way that will entertain viewers.

 

[JektheDumbass]

Random thought: I wonder if rat boy thinks because his suits keep getting dismissed "with prejudice" that means it's because they're prejudiced against him being deformed? Would explain a lot.

 

[Constellationzero]

The AGT audition he's doing is a "virtual audition" where all he has to do is make a video of his talent and email it to the AGT audition address. Which explains why his last audition is just him in his room talking about muh disability then doing the Charleston or whatever.

He's not even going to make it to standing before the judges, if he even gets something thrown together to submit. Last time he missed the deadline twice.

Doing the Charleston My fucking sides!

I thought the same thing. It looked like he invented the rape baby of the Charleston, the Swim, and the Twist (using the titular song). Add in his dumbass old retired man jokes, and instead of A WOO HOO HOO, he'd be slurping 23 Skidoo!