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I don't have a micro-penis. A micro penis is like 2 to 3 inches, thats super fucking small. Also I don't have bad hygiene, my hygiene is good, I always make sure I'm super clean and I always wash my asshole really good. Other than that I agree with you that i'm a perma virgin who probably will die never having felt a womans pussy or ass.
Do you play with your own ass/shit? Is that why you wanted a fat dildo?
 
Well because of anxiety I have a hard time measuring, I only have about 2 seconds before I start to get limp again when I look at the numbers. Plus I'm using one of those shitty bendy school rulers because I don't have a proper dick ruler. I'm around 4.9-5.1 inches. I'm pretty sure the average is like 6.5 or 7 or something like that.
what is a proper dick ruler
 
I'm not the one desperate to stick their shit-covered dick into another human being.
The shit only comes AFTER I've stuck my dick in the womans ass. Which only happens after she takes a nice big dump infront of me. If it's a particularly hard one I'd have to massage her stomach and maybe cum in her ass before hand to make it less friction.

what is a proper dick ruler
No obviously they are all the same, it's just the school ones are floppy and not made of cloth so they are hard to position and kind of uncomfortable to use.
 
No, but if I could I'd definitely work as a plumber for the girls bathroom in a strip club. :smug:
That isn't how plumbing works. You don't permanently assigned somewhere. Pretty sure you wouldn't be able to make it through trade school as you'ld be so hard at work.
I look forward to you telling us you have gotten a serious infection "somehow".
 
The shit only comes AFTER I've stuck my dick in the womans ass. Which only happens after she takes a nice big dump infront of me. If it's a particularly hard one I'd have to massage her stomach and maybe cum in her ass before hand to make it less friction.


No obviously they are all the same, it's just the school ones are floppy and not made of cloth so they are hard to position and kind of uncomfortable to use.
i would imagine those would be easier to use, i think you're just being a baby about it :christine:

also what makes you say you have a small dick? have you sent a girl a dick pic before and she laughed at it?
 
So let me get this straight: @Gentleman Gamer legitimately thinks that crap can't be transmitted to the urethra and female assess smell like roses.
 
i would imagine those would be easier to use, i think you're just being a baby about it :christine:

also what makes you say you have a small dick? have you sent a girl a dick pic before and she laughed at it?
The opposite actually. I sent a dick pic in a public chat room and 2 girls said they liked it. Of course they could've just been lying to make me feel better.
 
The opposite actually. I sent a dick pic in a public chat room and 2 girls said they liked it. Of course they could've just been lying to make me feel better.
Hm honestly if it was a random chat room with a bunch of strangers, I don't think those girls would have any reason to try to pity you.

Although, how a dick pic is taken is really important; can you describe the picture? i.e. pose, were you holding it, lighting, etc.
 
Hm honestly if it was a random chat room with a bunch of strangers, I don't think those girls would have any reason to try to pity you.

Although, how a dick pic is taken is really important; can you describe the picture? i.e. pose, were you holding it, lighting, etc.
I was standing in my bathroom with the lights on. Pointing the camera downwards like a POV view, like the camera would see what I see when I look down at my dick basically. I cant remember if I was holding my dick with my hand, but I don't think so.
 
I was standing in my bathroom with the lights on. Pointing the camera downwards like a POV view, like the camera would see what I see when I look down at my dick basically. I cant remember if I was holding my dick with my hand, but I don't think so.
could you try to recreate it?
if we can help you find the most flattering angle and pose, i think you will have a lot more success with women
 
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Idk how. Where do I go? And plus I'm worried about my parents coming home and seeing her. Do I have to rent a hotel or some shit.
Go to 1509 Bangle Dr, Richmond, VA and give the gentleman there a bag of lemons and a handle of makers mark. He will let you have a go at his child bride's starfish as soon as a middle aged mexican jew code name "Prom King" is done.
 
The shit only comes AFTER I've stuck my dick in the womans ass. Which only happens after she takes a nice big dump infront of me. If it's a particularly hard one I'd have to massage her stomach and maybe cum in her ass before hand to make it less friction.
I like how every single one degenerate will always have this subtle thing about them that sounds like they're jacking off while typing, like the case above.
 
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