- Dołączono
- 10 Paź 2020
Ah yes, Steph's degree in Social Work. Totally not just a degree that she just paid for, but earned it. Through years and years of hard work, perseverance, passion, dedication, and drive to make a difference in the lives of those who need it most.
Let's take a moment to recollect on all the things Stephy has done with this completely well-deserved thin piece of tree skin, shall we?
• The start of it all, she cursed someone's womb with MSPaint and a FB post (but she cancelled it out, so it's fine).
• Is LARPing having various mental disorders, such as PTSD. Totally not for the attention or anything, but to be able to better understand those who do have such debilitating problems (plus her dad called openly-gay-cis-white-male singer Clay Aiken gay once, and that's just. That's just horrible. And being offended is kinda like PTSD right?)
• Became an absolute pro at finger painting on fabric squares ("Hey, at least it's not on the walls," her parents (probably) thought).
• Decided to marry her four imaginary friends that she's modeled after celebrities, serial killers, rapists, and/or child molesters, and advocated for their rights as a true warrior for equality.
• Saw the plight afflicting many of our confused youth, and thus created the Hellgenders/Demongenders, and bravely fought against those invalidating her fellow Infernals, with post after post on Tumblr. She even made them flags.
• Gotten fired from at least two jobs in her field (at least one was likely due to a serious HIPAA violation).
• When confronted about her inappropriate conduct by a higher-up at one of said jobs, she got nervous and licked hand sanitizer off her fingers. Oh wait. Sorry, I meant to say, "Had a very legit panic attack and tried to commit suicide by eating hand sanitizer."
• Had a weird spectral demon baby (and is now neglecting it, as the cycle must be repeated).
• Written at least two literary works - that are technically 'books', by a very loose definition - filled with stories meant to dismantle the evil, bad cis white hets and their oppressive TYRANNY.
• Launched a so-called "Trans Advocacy Organization" - something that totally doesn't already exist in New York - and so far has only used it to interact with minors. Sure, she did it before on DA, but now she has a degree. So it's not "grooming", guise. It's "advocacy".
• While she sadly can never do the legwork necessary to take direct action ("muh disabilities", "I'm a target for hate crime"), she tweets her support often enough, and that's just as effective.
• Is now fighting the good fight online by harassing and doxxing various boomers on FB for daring to either have an opinion different from hers, calling a documented violent hate group terrorists, supporting the Orange, and worst of all...wanting to own guns.
• And so much more!
• Is LARPing having various mental disorders, such as PTSD. Totally not for the attention or anything, but to be able to better understand those who do have such debilitating problems (plus her dad called openly-gay-cis-white-male singer Clay Aiken gay once, and that's just. That's just horrible. And being offended is kinda like PTSD right?)
• Became an absolute pro at finger painting on fabric squares ("Hey, at least it's not on the walls," her parents (probably) thought).
• Decided to marry her four imaginary friends that she's modeled after celebrities, serial killers, rapists, and/or child molesters, and advocated for their rights as a true warrior for equality.
• Saw the plight afflicting many of our confused youth, and thus created the Hellgenders/Demongenders, and bravely fought against those invalidating her fellow Infernals, with post after post on Tumblr. She even made them flags.
• Gotten fired from at least two jobs in her field (at least one was likely due to a serious HIPAA violation).
• When confronted about her inappropriate conduct by a higher-up at one of said jobs, she got nervous and licked hand sanitizer off her fingers. Oh wait. Sorry, I meant to say, "Had a very legit panic attack and tried to commit suicide by eating hand sanitizer."
• Had a weird spectral demon baby (and is now neglecting it, as the cycle must be repeated).
• Written at least two literary works - that are technically 'books', by a very loose definition - filled with stories meant to dismantle the evil, bad cis white hets and their oppressive TYRANNY.
• Launched a so-called "Trans Advocacy Organization" - something that totally doesn't already exist in New York - and so far has only used it to interact with minors. Sure, she did it before on DA, but now she has a degree. So it's not "grooming", guise. It's "advocacy".
• While she sadly can never do the legwork necessary to take direct action ("muh disabilities", "I'm a target for hate crime"), she tweets her support often enough, and that's just as effective.
• Is now fighting the good fight online by harassing and doxxing various boomers on FB for daring to either have an opinion different from hers, calling a documented violent hate group terrorists, supporting the Orange, and worst of all...wanting to own guns.
• And so much more!
Phew.
Not sure what his "advanced degree" is in, but I bet our man "Cal LaBreeze" is just quaking at her words.
How could he ever match up to the impressive resumé of the Womb Wizard herself??
In all seriousness, I know her parents are kind of shitty in their own right, and they're undeniably partly to blame for what Steph has become, but fuck I can't help but feel bad for them.
They invested so much time and money, wanting nothing but the best for this child they helped get out of a very bad situation, aspiring to do good by their new kid no matter the cost.
Because that's what good parents do, right? Support and love their kid no matter what they say or do, blood be damned.
It's only when it's too late that they learn it was all in vain, and that some people are just destined for nothing more than to sit and play goalie for a dart team.
But hey, at least their investment earned them a sweet demon baby as a grandbaby, I guess.
